Jake Quickenden #76 He's dressed as a mozzy & looking a twat. She's Freddy Krueger but minus the hat!

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Day out at the zoo with Leo and the wife Leo was desperate to see the elephants lovely little day could he sound any more bored and insincere? How about made the most of the nicer weather and had a lovely day out at the zoo with my gorgeous wife and our little Leo who absolutely loved seeing the animals definitely need to come back with Fred no wonder his likes are getting lower and lower
He's not centre of attention at the zoo, is he? He's got to play the family man occasionally keep up appearances
 
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No one asked for a selfie with him at the zoo then? Mr mega famous fakey? 😂
 
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Mrs Krueger earns the pence, baby dino needs the skin care as his spots hit the fence
 
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He’s going to be resharing his last post on his stories again soon but this time will be asking for likes/comments. For a ‘family’ post, the amount of likes and comments after two hours is really dire 😂
 
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Saw this and thought of these two wankers....
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I'm thinking he's liking that female filter maybe a bit too much! Possibly channelling his inner Jacqueline? I can see it now - 'My Transition Journey - I can live my life now as who I really am'. 😂😂

Christ, I bet Flaps wishes she looked like that instead of the haggard old trout she looks like now! 😂😂

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That looks like an amateur gay porno video.....
 
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knew he would jump on the family pics narrative, one post got more likes than others so now he's rinsing it, how many likes has he got?
 
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knew he would jump on the family pics narrative, one post got more likes than others so now he's rinsing it, how many likes has he got?
3,500 in four hours 😂
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Why has Krueger put under his ‘family day out picture’ you posted without me and put sad face emoji? I mean she is in it so I’m confused
 
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Just knew he'd have to do a grid post for the zoo visit, God he's so predictable and boring😴😴😴 obviously craving the likes and validation from his tena huns😆😆😆 backfired though hasn't it Fakey, posted it 4 hours ago not got 4k likes yet🤣🤣🤣 even his fans are getting sick of him.

As for Flaps with her Bambi and Bear stuff, bleeping hell can they not shut the hobbit wardrobe door properly, everytime either of them posts infront of it there's clothes hanging out or it's not shut properly, think you need to clean your mirror too Flaps🤪🤪🤪 and what the duck is that pose, my 13yr old daughter would be embarrassed 😆😆😆
 
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I see jake took his so and 10 year old daughter to the zoo. First time I've even said this as usually its Sophie mothering him. But what the actual duck does she look like. She looks like a child from the 90s off to sports day.
 
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3,500 in four hours 😂
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Why has Krueger put under his ‘family day out picture’ you posted without me and put sad face emoji? I mean she is in it so I’m confused
I think from looking at it..she means he's not tagged her in it. Silly sad cow she is! Just over 4,000 likes. People are obviously not buying the family bullshit. If he did tag her in it there would be no more likes anyway because no one is interested as they're both boring and cringey as duck. The more they try, the more they fail and I'm loving it.
 
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Well his family day out post flopped and he went very quiet he’s got that men’s wellness thing at the gym this evening so I’m sensing a woe is me post today got to do something for engagement even his pratting about at his mum’s didn’t get the usual likes
 
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Flaps has had to hide the likes on her latest photos as well, didn’t get over 1000 likes. Cringe…. Come on guys gonna have to get your engagement back up!

Deffo a mental health / grief post coming up. Good cos it’s making more and more people realise what a twit he is. Could we get a morning photo of Leo’s very basic breakfast again? Who knows.
 
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Everytime I see his Instagram bio, I literally laugh out loud and wonder what other people think when they read it. Nothing against anyone bigging themselves up but there’s a big difference between being confident and being very economical with the truth 😂
At least it’s good he recognises now that he is not a singer 😂 but where are the links to buy tickets to his fight or FM tour on there? Course they’ve nothing to do with TV so he doesn’t bother plugging them. A 2 min morning TV appearance and he’ll share it on his stories numerous times. A fight that he’s been training months for and a stage tour that is at least 7 months long and he doesn’t bother promoting them 🤦🏻‍♀️
As for his linktree still nothing on it apart from contact info for Off Limits and Polly. Another thing he doesn’t understand the concept of 😂
Finally the followers are gradually deserting him 😉
 

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Imagine the first thing you do when you get up is to check how many likes you got.Still don’t know what her trip was for and other than selfies in toilets and lifts looking miserable.Thought he was away for the full Monty as that sad prick had no work in months other than playing Dino man.Leo dressed in grey baggy arse clothing yesterday dear god he looks so scruffy every day now back home.
 
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Flaps has had to hide the likes on her latest photos as well, didn’t get over 1000 likes. Cringe…. Come on guys gonna have to get your engagement back up!

Deffo a mental health / grief post coming up. Good cos it’s making more and more people realise what a twit he is. Could we get a morning photo of Leo’s very basic breakfast again? Who knows.
I was surprised how many comments she’d got on the inflatable slide post until I realised it was because she herself had replied to everyone 😂
Mental Health/Grief post I agree but let’s not forget when it gets really desperate, they’ve still got Leo’s 1st haircut to use for content and that will definitely get the engagement they are both so desperate for. Trouble is after that what else is there? Oh god I just realised apart from their 2 wedding anniversaries, anniversaries of deaths, etc…. imagine what his grid is going to be like once he starts on the FM 🤮🤮🤮
 
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Obviously his final payment due on his leased car so handing it back🤣🤣Skint and loving he’s at the bottom of the pile for work.Wonder if wearing his pink suit if going to see barbie tonight as certainly didn’t get a invite to the premiere 👍🤣🤣🤣
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Obviously his final payment due on his leased car so handing it back🤣🤣Skint and loving he’s at the bottom of the pile for work.Wonder if wearing his pink suit if going to see barbie tonight as certainly didn’t get a invite to the premiere 👍🤣🤣🤣View attachment 2350670
Whatever happened to him test driving and buying that camper van as well? More bullshit for the gram. There’s plenty of places to take kids indoors. I suppose they cost money though 🤷🏻‍♀️😂
 
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Whatever happened to him test driving and buying that camper van as well? More bullshit for the gram. There’s plenty of places to take kids indoors. I suppose they cost money though 🤷🏻‍♀️😂
I do wonder whether he was going to get the camper van to live in on the full monty tour, bet he thought it would save him money until he realised how expensive they are to buy!
 
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