Jake Quickenden #76 He's dressed as a mozzy & looking a twat. She's Freddy Krueger but minus the hat!

[Turtledove58]

God he’s such a patronising wanker! Obviously it’s been noted by him via tattle that there was no food shop done before Krueger got home from America

 

[Purplehaze456]

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Twins

 

[JazzFan]

Why do they get in the icebath in their underwear
Put swimming togs/bikini on

The way fakey has grabbed Maris hand is how my mither used to grab me as a child when she had lost patience....

Can just imagine him yanking his arm when he’s acting out

 

[Turmeric123]

Can just imagine him yanking his arm when he’s acting out

Hes got the veins popping out at the side of his head he looks angry if you zoom in
I'd say he has a right temper

 

[JazzFan]

Nice of flappy to crop out the uneven wardrobe doors in her Bambi ad drives my ocd mad

 

[VC10]

I think she needs to clean that mirror! It's filthy and making the clothes look stained. Or maybe they're stained too?

Bingo on the 'happy family' picture!! That ring looks bleeping tit. He should've had one through his nose. Pig in a wig.

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Maris is just totally vacant. Doesn't even follow objects with his eyes

 

[Joon]

It’s scary how much someone can age in such a short period of time. Sad thing just because he’s got muscles, he actually thinks he looks really good . He might go on about having the bmi and metabolic age of a teenager but he’s certainly not got the face or body of one They’re 30 and 34 and both look closer to 40 and that’s me being kind.
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I think it’s something to do with the wellness thing he’s got at the gym tomorrow. Obviously doesn’t want people knowing that the gym is the only place to give him a platform

And US, giving him this platform and keeping his name alive.

 

[bargainhunt99]

Hes got the veins popping out at the side of his head he looks angry if you zoom in
I'd say he has a right temper

Think Leo is having a paddy. As usual. Go and get him an ice cream to reward him

 

[Purplehaze456]

Think Leo is having a paddy. As usual. Go and get him an ice cream to reward him

The only way they know how to parent (using that word loosely) is to give him food to keep him quiet

 

[Turmeric123]

Think Leo is having a paddy. As usual. Go and get him an ice cream to reward him

I feel sorry for the child he will be a nightmare and other kids won't want to be his friend- all he says is mine and they just feed him to keep him quiet and you can guarantee its not healthy foods like the new breakfast we are shown after weeks of him eating crisps and biscuits for breakfast

 

[gagzi]

Definitely another razor ad coming up. What's with the strategic product placement of that t-shirt? If I remember rightly, he was banging on about this clothing range a while ago.

I see the Chelmsford inmate is out on day release today. Poor little bastard needs a splash of colour in his life and a bleeping good haircut. He looks a total mess.

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That tracksuit is just awful for a child. Bland, beige and boring...just like the muppets he has for parents!

 

[Vanilla Ice]

WTF is going on with her legs

 

[Philimena cunk]

I think she needs to clean that mirror! It's filthy and making the clothes look stained. Or maybe they're stained too?

Bingo on the 'happy family' picture!! That ring looks bleeping tit. He should've had one through his nose. Pig in a wig.

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Her legs look like they're on back to front.....
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Pig in a wig cracked me up Crazy.

Pig in a wig, thing with a ring,
Can’t act, can’t present, can’t even sing.

Gotta be the next thread title

 

[FridaysChild90]

Just seen Chris Hughes presenting on the cricket on BBC 2 whilst Fakey has been to Tesco to do the weekly shop.

 

[Redtea2]

I think she needs to clean that mirror! It's filthy and making the clothes look stained. Or maybe they're stained too?

Bingo on the 'happy family' picture!! That ring looks bleeping tit. He should've had one through his nose. Pig in a wig.

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What place is this anyway ? No doubt another free day out
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Just seen Chris Hughes presenting on the cricket on BBC 2 whilst Fakey has been to Tesco to do the weekly shop.

And it’s all own brand he really is skint …..

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

What place is this anyway ? No doubt another free day out

It's only Colchester Zoo I think!

 

[Redtea2]

It's only Colchester Zoo I think!

What a boring pair no big trip out to London zoo they really are boring and skint . God what a life

 

[Heneghs]

WTF is going on with her legs

Are the back to front?

 

[Nixxs]

I'm thinking he's liking that female filter maybe a bit too much! Possibly channelling his inner Jacqueline? I can see it now - 'My Transition Journey - I can live my life now as who I really am'.

Christ, I bet Flaps wishes she looked like that instead of the haggard old trout she looks like now!

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He trying to r*pe that poor bloke? He. Looks way too comfortable taking him from behind

 

[Robin71]

Day out at the zoo with Leo and the wife Leo was desperate to see the elephants lovely little day could he sound any more bored and insincere? How about made the most of the nicer weather and had a lovely day out at the zoo with my gorgeous wife and our little Leo who absolutely loved seeing the animals definitely need to come back with Fred no wonder his likes are getting lower and lower