Or the massive Dino head he’s been wearing the last few days
Jake Quickenden #76 He's dressed as a mozzy & looking a twat. She's Freddy Krueger but minus the hat!
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You could set your watch by him
Work = pity post and illness
Work = pity post and illness
Sat at his mummy’s as not capable of driving home and spending some time alone with his son.The few hundred pounds he earned will just about cover his next car payment.Flaps my god how boring are her posts lol these two just don’t have any personality.Bet his final payment due on his lease car that’s why handing it back 
He actively encourages that child to be selfish with all the ‘my’ and ‘mine’ talk all the time. He’ll use the excuse of his swollen eyes as having to stop at mummys, even though he was never going back to Colchester this weekend anyway. He won’t go home until Flaps is back. Wonder how long into rehearsals he’ll be before his many ailments start playing up. Plus she’s going on a 2 week holiday so he’ll be feeling even more sorry for himself.
Sad Mummy's boy...
God, they really are both absolutely pathetic specimens aren't they.
Flappy's trip looks absolutely shite, leaving her kids to do this, what a twit
thinks she's a bleeping model, her engagement is bleeping awful, Spazzers telling her she's beautiful
arselickers hoping for a rely from her🫠🫠🫠
Fakey incapable of looking after Spud alone, so staying at Zelda's so she can do it
he really should be ashamed of himself All the dickheads commenting you're an anazing Dad Jakeque another hilarious reel with him and Zelda in
He won't be home till Flappy returns, selfish, ugly, thick, chicken dipper headed bleep
Edit, I forgot bald headed bleep
Flappy's trip looks absolutely shite, leaving her kids to do this, what a twit
thinks she's a bleeping model, her engagement is bleeping awful, Spazzers telling her she's beautiful arselickers hoping for a rely from her🫠🫠🫠Fakey incapable of looking after Spud alone, so staying at Zelda's so she can do it
he really should be ashamed of himself All the dickheads commenting you're an anazing Dad Jakeque another hilarious reel with him and Zelda inHe won't be home till Flappy returns, selfish, ugly, thick, chicken dipper headed bleep
Edit, I forgot bald headed bleep
He is so full of crap! He put a face mask on it didn’t touch his eyes and if there was some sort of allergic reaction especially with the eyes you would seek medical advice except we know from his silence for the last two hours that he’s probably gone to the gym despite barely seeing his son for a week
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Little treat for my fellow fakeys this morning I know i know I’m just too generous no need for thanks just enjoy!
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Little treat for my fellow fakeys this morning I know i know I’m just too generous no need for thanks just enjoy!
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bleeping hell, it's Where's Wanker....He is so full of crap! He put a face mask on it didn’t touch his eyes and if there was some sort of allergic reaction especially with the eyes you would seek medical advice except we know from his silence for the last two hours that he’s probably gone to the gym despite barely seeing his son for a week
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Little treat for my fellow fakeys this morning I know i know I’m just too generous no need for thanks just enjoy!
So Zelda is saying she has aged since having Spud for 4 days and Fakey said that’s not very nice - well it’s 4 more days than you have managed in over 2yrs you prick he is now saying she looks haggard well he obviously hasn’t looked in the mirror lately has he the ugly ct
days than you have managed in over 2yrs you prick he is now saying she looks haggard well he obviously hasn’t looked in the mirror lately has he the ugly ctAttachments
And as usual he’s being chauffeured around by a woman again. He was in the drivers seat earlier (obviously been to gym but keeping it quiet) so can’t say he’s not driving because of his eyes. I suppose if mummy drives it doesn’t cost him petrol/diesel money
I reckon they’ll struggle getting childcare for Leo in the future if they want their usual adult only breaks, as sounds like even 4 days has been too long for Zelda this time.
I reckon they’ll struggle getting childcare for Leo in the future if they want their usual adult only breaks, as sounds like even 4 days has been too long for Zelda this time.
Here he comes!Yep I called FaceTime with Spud!
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OMG, how boring has this trip been? Go and jump in that water Squidward and be reunited with Spongebob!
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So he's had some kind of reaction to his eye. Good!
Hope it hurts.
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He's a fine one to call somebody haggard. I can't believe how badly him and Flaps are ageing. It must be their diet/booze. They both look utterly awful! He looks so gay today!!
Did I hear it right? Did Zelda just compare the inside of Flaps' car to a shed?
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Seriously what is the walking into the sunset post that Flappy is doing? Does she not realise she doesn’t actually need to be in the video/photo? She really thinks she’s a model. What a saddo.
Here he comes!
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OMG, how boring has this trip been? Go and jump in that water Squidward and be reunited with Spongebob!
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So he's had some kind of reaction to his eye. Good!
Hope it hurts.
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He's a fine one to call somebody haggard. I can't believe how badly him and Flaps are ageing. It must be their diet/booze. They both look utterly awful! He looks so gay today!!
Did I hear it right? Did Zelda just compare the inside of Flaps' car to a shed?
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The Fakey doth protest too much, he’s been using that jaw strengthener, went cruising for men to give blow jobs, and got cum in his eyes.
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It's a lot to expect, imo. Taking in a toddler, even when it is someone related to you, when you're used to an adult only house, is a big ask. Mind you in her and her husband's shoes, I would take in a small child a million times before I would have that big lazy slob of a man baby to stay.And as usual he’s being chauffeured around by a woman again. He was in the drivers seat earlier (obviously been to gym but keeping it quiet) so can’t say he’s not driving because of his eyes. I suppose if mummy drives it doesn’t cost him petrol/diesel money
I reckon they’ll struggle getting childcare for Leo in the future if they want their usual adult only breaks, as sounds like even 4 days has been too long for Zelda this time.
And instead of being grateful and arriving with something nice to give to her - from what I am reading here - Fakey is insulting her instead. She and the husband should tell him to duck off home. I know they won't of course. And that's enabling in itself but he is so vicious, as we know, it's probably easier to go along with him and count down the hours until he leaves.
Can’t wait for full Monty only work he’s been given and he will mess it up
I see a house move soon and divorce . No way will she stay with him he can’t afford a meal out .her ex Freddie’s dad and his wife have a business each and a nice home and expensive holidays all year roundthey don’t have followers they don’t beg for things yet look at her and Jake skint jobless can’t afford the cars and house got no money to take the kids away or days out
tragic and what for a few likes on Instagram nah
Calling his mum "babes".
Urgh, this bleep makes my skin crawl. He looks bleeping ridiculous today.
Urgh, this bleep makes my skin crawl. He looks bleeping ridiculous today.
I mean it must be bad being Jake and Sophie knowing you’re both skint and can’t even buy your children anything or go for a nice meal or day out . No wonder he’s manic !! He thinks it’s beneath him to be at butlins but he can’t even take his kids for ice cream he’s broke !!!
I’m on holiday abroad I’ve paid the holiday in full I’ve spent money and not thought oh I can’t afford that . That’s because we work hard and don’t need validation on the gram . I wouldn’t trade my life for his in a million years … my husband buys me real designer he grafts hard that’s why !!! Remind me what soph got for her 30th oh yea petrol shop flowers and that’s it
I’m on holiday abroad I’ve paid the holiday in full I’ve spent money and not thought oh I can’t afford that . That’s because we work hard and don’t need validation on the gram . I wouldn’t trade my life for his in a million years … my husband buys me real designer he grafts hard that’s why !!! Remind me what soph got for her 30th oh yea petrol shop flowers and that’s it
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