Or Iβm so skint I canβt afford my billsShould read "Love don't live here anymore"...
Jake Quickenden #69 posing with Goochi in a dirty glass. Keeping up appearances but we know they on their ass
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I've got to put this on the Wiki. This is just too funny. Talk about 'lost all track of reality'.
Also can't wait for Maris' response later on about his bed!
Maris: "Bee da da ba ba eeee eeee eeeeeee!"
Fakey: "Thank you baby. I'm so happy you like your new bed".
Flapz never did show Freddie's response to his awful new bedroom did she?
Flapz: "So Freds, do you like your new bedroom then babesssss?"
Freddie: "Piss off you old tart, I bleeping hate it like I hate you and that syrup-wearing prick. (Then proceeds to trash it).
Also can't wait for Maris' response later on about his bed!
Maris: "Bee da da ba ba eeee eeee eeeeeee!"
Fakey: "Thank you baby. I'm so happy you like your new bed".
Flapz never did show Freddie's response to his awful new bedroom did she?
Flapz: "So Freds, do you like your new bedroom then babesssss?"
Freddie: "Piss off you old tart, I bleeping hate it like I hate you and that syrup-wearing prick. (Then proceeds to trash it).
Why is he slurring?Lol, then he makes a garden tub reel about it.
"I put together a bed today by myself when it was a two person job. What did you do with your day?"
I went to work like most other people did in the country to make a living you jobless, workshy cretin.
Then he's in his little dolls house bath. He's definitely mentally unstable.
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This bleeping THREAD babysits PANTO BOY.
The thread is essentially the neck & he is the head - the thread (the neck) controls the HEAD.
I am bleeping EMBARRASSED for the friendless duck. Again, heβs boring, heβs unoriginal, Zzzzzzz
I canβt with this duck.
Hi All
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The thread is essentially the neck & he is the head - the thread (the neck) controls the HEAD.
I am bleeping EMBARRASSED for the friendless duck. Again, heβs boring, heβs unoriginal, Zzzzzzz
I canβt with this duck.
Hi All
Hope you a
pissing myself at thisI've got to put this on the Wiki. This is just too funny. Talk about 'lost all track of reality'.
Also can't wait for Maris' response later on about his bed!
Maris: "Bee da da ba ba eeee eeee eeeeeee!"
Fakey: "Thank you baby. I'm so happy you like your new bed".
Flapz never did show Freddie's response to his awful new bedroom did she?
Flapz: "So Freds, do you like your new bedroom then babesssss?"
Freddie: "Piss off you old tart, I bleeping hate it like I hate you and that syrup-wearing prick. (Then proceeds to trash it).
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Heβs an embarrassmentI've got to put this on the Wiki. This is just too funny. Talk about 'lost all track of reality'.
Also can't wait for Maris' response later on about his bed!
Maris: "Bee da da ba ba eeee eeee eeeeeee!"
Fakey: "Thank you baby. I'm so happy you like your new bed".
Flapz never did show Freddie's response to his awful new bedroom did she?
Flapz: "So Freds, do you like your new bedroom then babesssss?"
Freddie: "Piss off you old tart, I bleeping hate it like I hate you and that syrup-wearing prick. (Then proceeds to trash it).
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fakey mate youβre not the first person to build a bed. Many people also build things that require 2 people 
what have others done with their day you ask? Well unlike you sat on your arse doing duck all, others have been workingI admire your dedication CrazyI've got to put this on the Wiki. This is just too funny. Talk about 'lost all track of reality'.
Also can't wait for Maris' response later on about his bed!
Maris: "Bee da da ba ba eeee eeee eeeeeee!"
Fakey: "Thank you baby. I'm so happy you like your new bed".
Flapz never did show Freddie's response to his awful new bedroom did she?
Flapz: "So Freds, do you like your new bedroom then babesssss?"
Freddie: "Piss off you old tart, I bleeping hate it like I hate you and that syrup-wearing prick. (Then proceeds to trash it).
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but I canβt watch the videos at all. Heβs soo bleeping insincere and contrived itβs painful. Even Axel & Westbrook donβt annoy me as much as this duck and those two FUCKS are awful (I mean really POS) but this bloke just angers me - I donβt know if itβs because heβs a man acting so bleeping needy for attention or what.
lol 
I re-watched it and so he is!!! Especially towards the end! I've put it on the Wiki and linked up the clip so everybody can hear AllkiBoy slurring!!!!
What the actual duck am I looking at???? I am actually staring, waiting for him to throw his tit like the orangutan's in Chessington Zoo used to do. Showing my age!
If you ask me, he is pre trialing OF on insta, so his Fan(nies) keep telling him to do it. Absolute GOBSHITE.
And have they done anything to prepare Leo for the move from his cot to his bed, you know the bed that Fakey put together 
even though it was a TWO MAN JOB apparently. It's not always straightforward, like any change in a small child's life.
Knowing this idiot and his carry on, he will probably think it's as simple as just dumping him into it at bedtime when in fact, it's something completely new to the child. And especially as Leo can't communicate well, poor little boy.
even though it was a TWO MAN JOB apparently. It's not always straightforward, like any change in a small child's life.Knowing this idiot and his carry on, he will probably think it's as simple as just dumping him into it at bedtime when in fact, it's something completely new to the child. And especially as Leo can't communicate well, poor little boy.
way....
Has fakey been on the sauce 
already?
already?Γaaaaaaand he is still going on about it you would think he built the latest rocket about to go to the moon he's even trying to wring out tears because maris is going in a big bed he really is not right in the head
Couldn't just buy a single divan could they?? NAHStupid bleeping idiot needs to get a job. He's a complete shitstain!
"I want to rule the World". Oh wait!
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Maris: "Mar dee blah de eeeee eeeeee"
Fakey: "Good boy. Yes I've been to the gym".
You couldn't make this tit up ffs!!!
Also, stop putting loads of tit products on Freddie's hair Fakey and styling it like your syrup.
It must be nice for Fakey to run his fingers through REAL hair for a change!
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Yet more proof of what a liar he's been about his aches and pains.
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I'm finding this hysterical. He must be addicted to Tattle!!!
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That's Chabuddy G out of People Just Do Nothing. Very appropriate programme when this twit does duck all in a day. 
You've put a flat-pack kid's bed up ffs. Get over it. It's cunts like this that Mr Crazy, who has his own building company, would stamp on with his size 13s.
You've put a flat-pack kid's bed up ffs. Get over it. It's cunts like this that Mr Crazy, who has his own building company, would stamp on with his size 13s.
My son is the same age and has never watched LI. Says it is for DICKHEADS.
Same here. ALL my kids ranging from 27yrs old downwards think it's absolute tit and utter brain rot. They HATE all that type of tit. This twit is 34yrs old, married with kids. Read a book and educate yourself. He is typical of what is wrong with society.
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He is mentally unstable. Fact.
I reckon he's had a drink.
You're right Crazy i wasn't sure but after his latest story he has definitely been drinking just waiting for the grid post of maris' reaction to the bed god knows how long it will take him to film and edit so it looks like the vacant one is excited hey ho long as he gets all his grannies going oooh Jake i know how you feel i was emotional when mine went into a big bed blah blah blah! Personally i don't get that surely that's just one of the many steps in their development oh but it's not about that is it? It's about prick as always and his failure to let that boy grow and develop because he likes to keep him as a baby
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