Jake Quickenden #67 Nik nak shat his pants, Fakey is a bone. Bet Flapz wished she'd stayed at home

[Nannywanny59]

Now with her gardening tips ppl we can all sleep at night. Silly cow, where’s Fred supposed to play with his goal then. She’s going to seed - so god help the kids running on the grass and mud!
She’s obvs hoping for sumone to come in and give her new turf. There’s always a motive behind everything she says and shows.

 

[Philimena cunk]

So a miraculous recovery by typhoid Mary, he must have a two minute spot somewhere. Plus granny grim is coming to pamper him and make stupid tik toks ...
bleeping hell, and he's supposed to be a grown man...

 

[Joon]

So a miraculous recovery by typhoid Mary, he must have a two minute spot somewhere. Plus granny grim is coming to pamper him and make stupid tik toks ...
bleeping hell, and he's supposed to be a grown man...

Is he .

 

[Danni_louu]

Ph god hes doing the full monty

 

[LJ1711]

Just saw he is cast in The Full Monty in Glasgow...

 

[stargirl23]

Just saw he is cast in The Full Monty in Glasgow...

Please no no one needs to be seeing that

 

[Barbie2020]

Well done Jake on finally finding employment I always give praise where I can lol

 

[BubblesJones]

A job where he's half naked...how will he ever get used to having his top off?!

 

[ChastityDingle]

A job where he's half naked...how will he ever get used to having his top off?!

My exact thought

 

[PrincessJeanie]

So that’s the audition he obviously went for. No panto for him this year then How is he going to do that as well as his MMA when he struggled just doing Footloose a few hours a week? Definitely more suited to taking his clothes off on stage than whizzing round the strictly dance floor and what a bonus for all of us that it’s not TV work I bet he never thought when he was doing the Dreamboys years ago, he’d still be basically doing the same thing years later I didn’t realise doing 2 min slots on daytime TV a couple of times a month was classed as regular presenting work
Also notice in the main picture he’s the only one not wearing a t-shirt/top. He’s so made for this role

 

[ChloBo_81]

So that’s the audition he obviously went for. No panto for him this year then How is he going to do that as well as his MMA when he struggled just doing Footloose a few hours a week? Definitely more suited to taking his clothes off on stage than whizzing round the strictly dance floor and what a bonus for all of us that it’s not TV work I bet he never thought when he was doing the Dreamboys years ago, he’d still be basically doing the same thing years later I didn’t realise doing 2 min slots on daytime TV a couple of times a month was classed as regular presenting work
Also notice in the main picture he’s the only one not wearing a t-shirt/top. He’s so made for this role

Never heard of any of his fellow cast members!

"Presenting regularly...." I am HOWLING

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Never heard of any of his fellow cast members!

"Presenting regularly...." I am HOWLING

Danny Boy Hatchard was in Eastenders for a while. I’d imagine that why he’s got the main role This tour is on from September until next March so he’s obviously not doing the full run. Him on his Instagram saying it’s his first full acting role He’s touring theatres taking his clothes off. Wouldnt say there’s a lot of acting involved there. Especially for someone that never wears a top anyway

 

[Philimena cunk]

He's the gay one.....and it's on in Norwich in October!!!!
IM TAKING ONE FOR THE TEAM!!!!!!!
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Can we start a bingo on how many sick days he has off now ....
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Never heard of any of his fellow cast members!

"Presenting regularly...." I am HOWLING

I bet he doesn't learn his lines, either, he'll just prat about thinking it's bantz. ..

 

[ChastityDingle]

So that’s the audition he obviously went for. No panto for him this year then How is he going to do that as well as his MMA when he struggled just doing Footloose a few hours a week? Definitely more suited to taking his clothes off on stage than whizzing round the strictly dance floor and what a bonus for all of us that it’s not TV work I bet he never thought when he was doing the Dreamboys years ago, he’d still be basically doing the same thing years later I didn’t realise doing 2 min slots on daytime TV a couple of times a month was classed as regular presenting work
Also notice in the main picture he’s the only one not wearing a t-shirt/top. He’s so made for this role

BIB - The very thing I was about to say.
He is such a pillock.

They will probably have to stop him constantly taking off all his clothes onstage.

 

[mollyann]

Thought mummy said he hates staying in hotels by himselfWhat a tosser and I’m sure flaps over the moon he’s away as to be honest does duck all at home.

 

[ChastityDingle]

I wonder will he be harassing the other actors and filming them in the toilets, hmmm. Creep.

 

[PrincessJeanie]

I wonder will he be harassing the other actors and filming them in the toilets, hmmm. Creep.

I doubt it. He only does that to young lads and females . He won’t get away with it with a group of blokes. Remember how pissed off his stags got with him filming them and they were supposedly his mates.

 

[Thatbird71]

Hopefully it will be cancelled due to poor ticket sales i mean look at the cast who the hell is going to pay to watch them? Can't be paying much either sad fucker still thinks he's a big name because he got a show that nobody else wanted to do apart from the other saddos on stage with him

 

[cazellie]

Never heard of any of his fellow cast members!

"Presenting regularly...." I am HOWLING

Isn’t that Charlie from Coronation Street (I’m now showing my age!)? I don’t recognise anyone else!

 

[IamMyaJ]

A little bit of sick just came up