Jake Quickenden #67 Nik nak shat his pants, Fakey is a bone. Bet Flapz wished she'd stayed at home

[PrincessJeanie]

I know they’re cheaper than her £900 ‘Prada’ trainers and £1500 ‘Chanel’ sandals but how can she afford to pay £125 on Birkenstocks but still have no TV unit or bedside tables
Also who refers to a pair of shoes as being ‘true to size’
Notice she’s not done an M&S haul like she does with B&M. Wonder why

 

[ChloBo_81]

Just wondering how he's going to fit the MMA fight in? There's no date that I can find, it just says November, but from the start of November to the end, he is in Nottingham, Southampton, Bradford, Aylesbury and Cardiff.

I know they don't perform every night, but still? And also when he gets his face and Turkey teef mangled, how will he perform then?! I'm sure they have make up artists but he'll need a miracle worker

Also: Not a sniff of congratulations from his agent, nor does he feature on their Insta at all.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Which one was Guy? Was he Lomper’s boyfriend?

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

I’ve got a horrible feeling that Fred’s weekend away will be some sort of PR trip so will be splashed all over her insta Unless they’re going away with her dad as well, I can’t see her paying for a weekend away just to spend time with Fred. They couldn’t afford to take them anywhere apart from 1 trip to Lakeside in the whole of the Easter holidays, so how can she afford it now? As for Fakey & Zelda, their content will be the same as always. Him acting like a child, her getting fake annoyed and then filming challenges for insta content

And Zelda calling him Jacob loudly ! They are both fakers!
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Just saw he is cast in The Full Monty in Glasgow...

He will stuff a shuttle cock in his draws!

 

[redball00n]

He really is a stupid thick bleep isn’t he? Giving Leo Cheerios in a Hula Hoop bag is not a ‘hack’ - the spoilt sack of spuds still thinks he’s got his own way. bleeping daft prick. My daughter asks for ice cream most mornings - funnily enough I don’t need to do any theatrics, I just say no

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Just wondering how he's going to fit the MMA fight in? There's no date that I can find, it just says November, but from the start of November to the end, he is in Nottingham, Southampton, Bradford, Aylesbury and Cardiff.

I know they don't perform every night, but still? And also when he gets his face and Turkey teef mangled, how will he perform then?! I'm sure they have make up artists but he'll need a miracle worker

Also: Not a sniff of congratulations from his agent, nor does he feature on their Insta at all.

No way is he doing the full run. Remember what he was like doing 12 hours a week for footloose and nothing else. He moaned non stop about tiredness, illness, injuries, anxiety, etc…. Now he’s got to train for mma while rehearsing and then performing for FM and then the actual fight as well. For such a family man he really chooses his work with them in mind doesn’t he.

 

[Cocobaby09]

No way is he doing the full run. Remember what he was like doing 12 hours a week for footloose and nothing else. He moaned non stop about tiredness, illness, injuries, anxiety, etc…. Now he’s got to train for mma while rehearsing and then performing for FM and then the actual fight as well. For such a family man he really chooses his work with them in mind doesn’t he.

Aye, to get away from them as much as humanly possible

 

[redball00n]

I know they’re cheaper than her £900 ‘Prada’ trainers and £1500 ‘Chanel’ sandals but how can she afford to pay £125 on Birkenstocks but still have no TV unit or bedside tables
Also who refers to a pair of shoes as being ‘true to size’
Notice she’s not done an M&S haul like she does with B&M. Wonder why

Her outfit here reminds me of Will from The Inbetweeners when he tries to buy booze wearing Simon’s dads suit that’s 3 sizes too big for him. she looks bleeping stupid - she is far too scrawny to pull off the baggy clothes look.

 

[stargirl23]

Her outfit here reminds me of Will from The Inbetweeners when he tries to buy booze wearing Simon’s dads suit that’s 3 sizes too big for him. she looks bleeping stupid - she is far too scrawny to pull off the baggy clothes look.

Crying at this

 

[LJ1711]

They'll rip the arse out of him if he wanders around Norwich pretending he's bleeping famous.....

Glasgow too love to see him kick about the Sauchiehall Street with his phone

 

[Philimena cunk]

God! It’s a huge tour, he’ll be winging within weeks! Getting his kit off won’t be a problem for him

He'll drop out after a third of them.

 

[VC10]

What does he mean first full acting role? He’s a semi regular on Hollyoaks according to his Wiki.

4 minutes of scenes stretched across 2 episodes

 

[Cocobaby09]

Glasgow too love to see him kick about the Sauchiehall Street with his phone

He'd get a traditonal Glasgow ned welcome

 

[Vanilla Ice]

Good job he isn’t playing “horse” in the full Monty as he would be up creak without a paddle with his

 

[ChastityDingle]

What's this M&S?

I would never have heard of it if she hadn't posted about it.

Oh no, wait, there's one in my local shopping centre my nearest city centre has a few...

 

[Philimena cunk]

Which one was Guy? Was he Lomper’s boyfriend?
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Lompers boyfriend. He's gonna enjoy throwing his tongue down his throat.....

 

[trine]

So a miraculous recovery by typhoid Mary, he must have a two minute spot somewhere. Plus granny grim is coming to pamper him and make stupid tik toks ...
bleeping hell, and he's supposed to be a grown man...

Typhoid Mary, best ever!
Nearly broke my neck running here when this popped up on my Facebook but I’m sure you have all seen it by now

 

[Philimena cunk]

I know they’re cheaper than her £900 ‘Prada’ trainers and £1500 ‘Chanel’ sandals but how can she afford to pay £125 on Birkenstocks but still have no TV unit or bedside tables
Also who refers to a pair of shoes as being ‘true to size’
Notice she’s not done an M&S haul like she does with B&M. Wonder why

She can't afford M & S. I can. And I've got their credit card, so duck off flaps ....
Anyone think her new tits are getting paid for by The Full Monty, as well as a couple of adults only holidays.....

 

[trine]

A job where he's half naked...how will he ever get used to having his top off?!

And of course he’s the only one on the poster without a top on

 

[Notredamn]

Dropped off this thread a while ago. Still on his sick bed as always though

Had to laugh at Sophie calling the brand of tan she is ADVERTISING….‘tan allergist’ D’oh!