Jake Quickenden #65 Polly 'Penfold' Parrot is deffo getting Fakey's teeny, tiny carrot!

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He really is a massive wanker constantly buying himself new clothes while his wife is shopping for the kids from the cheapy shops bet the suit he bought especially for one evening didn't come from Primark guarantee aswell he went home today and went to bed as he was up soooo early then it will be off to the gym and home once the kids are in bed to a meal cooked by Dopey
 
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He is but then so is she. She may have bought Primark for herself today but then next breath she’s showing off £200 sweatshirts and £900 trainers. They’ll both always put their needs for materialistic things before anything or anyone. You only need to look at how grotty their house is to see that
 
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Didn’t buy him much l… my sons same age as Freddie and he likes jd and all the clothes the kids wear at school . Definitely child maintenance day
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To be fair the little designer they do show off is all what they have had years . Most of it fake aswell
 
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Just seen Greg Shepherds stories from yesterday. Staying at exactly the same resort as F&F did and like with Sam & Zara the differences between their stays are huge. Can anyone spot the difference just between these photos I’ll give you a clue One are wearing life jackets and actually moving. The others have no life jackets on and are sitting on it purely for a photo. Also never noticed it before but it looks like he actually took his Gucci backpack on the jet ski with him
 

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He really is a thick deluded cunt.
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He's got gorgeous eyes
 
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Bellend 90% of your auditions come to nothing as well, keep that little phrase in your head you cretinous pillock
 
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What a total creep can’t even pretend to play with the kids god he’s such a prize prick.
 
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Sitting in just your pants with your kid on your lap is WEIRD!! Put some clothes on!!!
 
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That backpack was probably carrying the stolen food off the breakfast buffet .
 
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Great to catch up on this thread with you Fakeys! Having a minute's breather from the Talia and Aaron thread- such a different vibe over here!

I see some of you are over there too It can get quite savage on that thread so it's always nice to come back and catch up on the rinse and repeat of this skint, jobless, donkey-toothed knobhead

PS: Sorry to derail!
 
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It’s been crazy on there this weekend glad to be back at home with my fakeys

Also Jake pls put clothes on fed up of seeing your moobs
 
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She’s a bad egg, I can only dip in and out of that thread, as it pains me to see her not give a fuck about Oakley
 
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