Jake Quickenden #62 Yet again you've made a massive blunder. That loft was designed by Stevie Wonder!
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One minute got defined abs ...next none, make your 
God he's such a boring, ugly old bastard. She's a boring witch aswell
At this point they have nothing going on workwise or lifewise
Cannot wait to see him get schooled in this fight
At this point they have nothing going on workwise or lifewise
Cannot wait to see him get schooled in this fight
So she paid Β£45 for her b12 injection
Might as well have shoved the Β£45 up your skinny arse as unless done correctly at your doctors going to do duck all.Leo eating yet again they really just feed that child to shut him up.So dad of the year didnβt go to gymnastics (soft play)what a fake arse marriage these two have.
Might as well have shoved the Β£45 up your skinny arse as unless done correctly at your doctors going to do duck all.Leo eating yet again they really just feed that child to shut him up.So dad of the year didnβt go to gymnastics (soft play)what a fake arse marriage these two have.
His feet are beyond disgusting.WTF does he look like? What's going on with his syrup? I see he's photoshopped his abs on today. Why do all these dirty looking men have such tit tattoos. They look like a child has scribbled over them.
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I called it yet again! Going to have to start putting money on i will be loaded! So the reason for the loft conversion is so they can sleep separately now i wouldn't want to lie next to that vile stinking mini cock either but just remind me how long have they been married?
Didn't fancy washing the sheets before putting them on the bed then?! Sums up how rank they are really!
I kiss mine on his little head but tend to avoid his mouth because he would bite me and also he licks his arse with it!!!!
Β£45 for a B12 injection and many more to come. So, self-diagnosis is recommended then eh Flapz instead of making an appointment at the doctors?
I'll tell you what the problem is. Your life is fake and empty, your marriage is a complete farce, you hardly eat anything, you are delusional, you're married to an unemployable bum and you drink loads of alcohol. An injection won't fix stupid!!
Since when has 'soft play' been gymnastics and does that kid ever stop eating crap?
I'll tell you what the problem is. Your life is fake and empty, your marriage is a complete farce, you hardly eat anything, you are delusional, you're married to an unemployable bum and you drink loads of alcohol. An injection won't fix stupid!!
Since when has 'soft play' been gymnastics and does that kid ever stop eating crap?
Same. Avoid the mouth as you say, she licks her bum
Not surprised the pair of scruffs havenβt washed the bedding before it goes on 
Seeing this gives me the fear. Putting bedding onto a bed straight from the packaging. So many chemicals, dirt, dust on it from the factory. Who do we reckon is going up there? Fakey or Flapz.
I reckon Fakey!
I reckon Fakey!
Anyone think she's shoplifting and damo is her decoy...Funny though isn't it. For someone constantly complaining about his back, hip, neck, anxiety etc., etc., his next move is into this. I hope he gets beaten senseless by that Paul I really do.
Shouldn't that sparring partner have head protection on? I don't particularly know much about this.
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Is that B&M? Can we expect another amazing haul later of absolute tat she's bought?
That child needs to be in nursery. He'll never speak at this rate.
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Fakey. No way is he downstairs with the kids. Mr Personality needs his sleep
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Fakey. No way is he downstairs with the kids. Mr Personality needs his sleep
Itβs an absolute ball ache because you do want to put new bedding on but I always wash it before it goes on but Iβll admit I thought it was the same reason you had to wash towels before you use them, so thanks for that Crazy you Fakeys probably think Iβm a right thick twit now.
Why do they make out putting bedding on is hard, itβs really not. bleeping pissing me off these 2 they are tit at being adults.
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you Fakeys probably think Iβm a right thick twit now.Why do they make out putting bedding on is hard, itβs really not. bleeping pissing me off these 2 they are tit at being adults.
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"Do any couples out there sleep separately?"
They've not even been married a year yet. I think we're safe to say that we called this ages ago.
She is definitely not pregnant. Their marriage is a farce!!!
They've not even been married a year yet. I think we're safe to say that we called this ages ago.
She is definitely not pregnant. Their marriage is a farce!!!
On the beg for bedside tables- where they gunna put them - no room. #fools going to wash the bedding now then Sophie???
I don't think there is too much to worry about with regard to washing new sheets when he doesn't even wash himself let alone his clothes apart from the weird tights i swear all he wears lately are his two weird fitted outfits for boxing and that bloody green sweatshirt i can literally smell him from my house 
Why would you openly suggest or even ask if you sleep apart. Like fakey hun I donβt think you realise itβs far from normal to not sleep with your partner"Do any couples out there sleep separately?"
They've not even been married a year yet. I think we're safe to say that we called this ages ago.
She is definitely not pregnant. Their marriage is a farce!!!
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Did she say she doesnβt like injections? Why does she have ones in her face and lips then? They are hardly essential if you donβt like needles. Stupid cow
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