To be fair I read once that sleeping separately could make a marriage last longer. Lol. I suppose if one snores it might.
My friends husband snores like a Cow in labour! Its so loud that he sleeps in the attic conversion
![Flushed face :flushed: 😳](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f633.png)
im not joking its that loud I don’t know how the neighbours can sleep! I once stayed over after a night out on the piss and I couldn’t sleep with the noise of him and I was still drunk and still couldn’t sleep so safely to say we all know never to sleep in her house ever
![Flushed face :flushed: 😳](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f633.png)
I know he can’t help it but it’s disgusting
![Weary face :weary: 😩](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f629.png)
![See-no-evil monkey :see_no_evil: 🙈](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f648.png)
so yeah it’s the attic for him but I’d say Fakey in the attic because it’s a fake marriage
![Woman shrugging :woman_shrugging: 🤷♀️](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f937-2640.png)
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Ah yes didn't think of that. I suppose they would have to be #gifted. They really don't give a tit do they.
Them Sky boxes make a loud buzzing sound, im sure you would get a shock off the cables on them, they have
crappy trunking but the cables are still exposed at the sockets so would suprise me if he got a shock the poor sod and a scratch on his head. They are
tit parents, he has no chance with them pair, bless his filthy little cotton socks
![Confused face :confused: 😕](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f615.png)
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He went to call him Theo and then changed it to Leo..maybe that's his boyfriend on the sides name
![Thinking face :thinking: 🤔](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f914.png)
![Rolling on the floor laughing :rofl: 🤣](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f923.png)
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No toilet training either or even a potty is there..just does it in his nappy! Terrible parenting..they just can't be arsed. And we all know he'd put it all over his insta as he has no boundaries or respect for others privacy. The Internet has already seen the poor kid in the bath!
Ive seen him with a potty, not using it as a potty though, just throwing it on the floor being bold and Fakey filming him while he was pretending he was trying to go to the toilet himself but couldn’t get five minutes peace to even go the toilet would you believe
![Face with rolling eyes :rolling_eyes: 🙄](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f644.png)
riviting fake content only the last thread I think? Don’t even bother looking it’s too boring (kinda scarlet I even know this much stuff 🫣actually im not they put it out there so im going to watch
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
![See-no-evil monkey :see_no_evil: 🙈](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f648.png)
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