Jake Quickenden #61 A holiday & ยฃ30k cash he mumbled but the best part of LW was when he stumbled!
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Iโve done it a few times and each time thought it would be better and I would enjoy it. I didnโt. itโs taken me years but Iโve realised running just isnโt for me
I also hated the queuing and journey back over the Tyne to get home. And that was with me taking the training seriously. Fake is doing twice the distance so if he isnโt prepared heโll not complete it---
The saddo defo been reading Tattle!Tell me youโre obsessed with tattle without telling me youโre obsessed with tattlehi fakey
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Eat and watch TV is all he does!
He was 2 last month, but yeah he does seem behind in a lot of areas. Hopefully something is said at his 2 year health visitor check, although mine was 2 at the end of last year and weโre still waiting for his.
Hiiiii guysssssss just waiting for soapy and shroom dick to announce the boys are having the new rooms as they love them so much (aka the bed don't fit, we fucked up, only singles in the loft). Which makes sense as they ruined it all
Well, who could have seen that happening?Lol pair of idiots and flaps flabbergasted big word for wooden spoon.That bedroom is just ridiculously small haha thatโs itView attachment 2035755
Apparently thereโs loads of room under the bed 
Shame thereโs not more room around the bed 
also why does he have to be in just his pants all the time 
Shame thereโs not more room around the bed also why does he have to be in just his pants all the time
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Yeh potato can sting a coherent insult together so heโs deffo not our Bro
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Yeh but โlife is like a fridge full of sausage rolls โโdoesnโt have the same ring to itSorry, but all I thought about seeing this clip of NikNak in 'gymnastics' today was this clip from Forrest Gump.
"Your mumma does sure care about your schooling son".
eeeee eeee eeee eeee eeee eeee!
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Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!!! The lengths Fakey will go for us!
He has gone out of his way and used a fish eye lens to make the tiny bedroom look like Dr. Who's TARDIS - absolutely huge!
The evidence is clear if you look at the warped walls on the left-hand side. They are as bent as he is!!!!!!!!
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EXHIBIT B - TODAY!!
Nice try Fakey but you have been rumbled big time!
How embarrassing!!
He has gone out of his way and used a fish eye lens to make the tiny bedroom look like Dr. Who's TARDIS - absolutely huge!
The evidence is clear if you look at the warped walls on the left-hand side. They are as bent as he is!!!!!!!!
EXHIBIT A - YESTERDAY
EXHIBIT B - TODAY!!
Nice try Fakey but you have been rumbled big time!
How embarrassing!!
And he doesn't even get to do that in peace, poor little fella.
Have you seen Alison Hammond is going to be the new co-host on GBBO, can see Fakey suddenly becoming interested in that now trying to get on it as he thinks AH is his bestie
I hope it is them or him that plans to use that attic room.
Not at all suitable for the boys, imo.
Not at all suitable for the boys, imo.
Oh look, there's no room again between the bed and the door!!!
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Has Flapz learnt a new word?
Flabbergasted! We're impressed although we doubt you could spell it. How cheap and nasty does that bed look. A faux leather headboard.
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Has Flapz learnt a new word?
Flabbergasted! We're impressed although we doubt you could spell it. How cheap and nasty does that bed look. A faux leather headboard.
Look at how manky that couch is with cat hair?! Why canโt they put throws down to save the couch getting so minginโ? Probs too expensive, or theyโre too stupid to think of that
Why canโt they put throws down to save the couch getting so minginโ? Probs too expensive, or theyโre too stupid to think of thatAttachments
Definitely done the camera when it does a room view lolOh dear, oh dear, oh dear!!! The lengths Fakey will go for us!
He has gone out of his way and used a fish eye lens to make the tiny bedroom look like Dr. Who's TARDIS - absolutely huge!
The evidence is clear if you look at the warped walls on the left-hand side. They are as bent as he is!!!!!!!!
EXHIBIT A - YESTERDAY
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EXHIBIT B - TODAY!!
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Nice try Fakey but you have been rumbled big time!
How embarrassing!!
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my phone does o.5x and you can make a tiny bathroom huge lol the fact the tucking door doesnโt even open instead it hits the bed shows itโs tiny---
How boring are they ffs everythingโs cream and beige but all looks tit . House is scruffy they donโt tidy or clean so cream walls end up black idiots โฆ
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That tiny gap between door and bed bleeping idiots
looks tit itโs hilarious
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This is why heโs jobless because when it comes to work he bites back at everybody that comments about him
I canโt see what Jake put as the bleep blocked me but these lads are taking the piss out of him on that Lauraโs page he worked with weeks ago for the tv prize โฆ.. idiot snapping back when they ain even commenting on his page
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He looks so proud!! Yeah bro, it only took you two days to set up a cheap bed and I bet he left most of it to Flapz. How 'beige' can they possibly get. I bet the bedding is either beige or white?
Oh Christ, I wish he would put on some clothes!
Has that cat been sat like that on purpose?
Heโs pathetic my husband works five days a week long hours and weekends he does diy around the house
it took him half a day to do me a media wall he didnโt need to lie down after it he took me on a date night like real men do
same with a bed he would have done that bed in an hour like men do ffs โฆ. He decorated two rooms in one day
he does duck all for his home or wife heโs a lazy twit thatโs why nobody wants to employ him .
it took him half a day to do me a media wall
he didnโt need to lie down after it he took me on a date night like real men do same with a bed he would have done that bed in an hour like men do ffs โฆ. He decorated two rooms in one day
he does duck all for his home or wife heโs a lazy twit thatโs why nobody wants to employ him .
Just took this screenshot from my partners ig. Funny how yesterday he said about not taking stuff personally and letting stuff go. He hardly did that with these commentsDefinitely done the camera when it does a room view lol
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How boring are they ffs everythingโs cream and beige but all looks tit . House is scruffy they donโt tidy or clean so cream walls end up black idiots โฆ
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That tiny gap between door and bed bleeping idiots
looks tit itโs hilarious
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This is why heโs jobless because when it comes to work he bites back at everybody that comments about him
I canโt see what Jake put as the bleep blocked me but these lads are taking the piss out of him on that Lauraโs page he worked with weeks ago for the tv prize โฆ.. idiot snapping back when they ain even commenting on his page
Laura Hamilton must think heโs a right dick responding to strangers like that on her post He really needs to learn to be in the โpublic eyeโ you have to let things go. Never known anyone on ig get so passive aggressive and personal with total strangers. He really is a knob 
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