Jake Quickenden #51 With fags in his pocket & sand on his toes, he'll be a liar wherever he goes!

[gagzi]

Platty - just for you!

Jake Quickenden #41 Jake has got a very small willy. Will he get a real job? Don't be silly!

Why is he dressed as a horse trainer with horse teeth? I know Chris hughes loves horses so maybe he’s trying to get his attention again… flapz looks fuming 😤 edited it to say Chris hughes not hugged even my phone is trolling the gay love

tattle.life

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Omg this one is the second cringest for me after the all in his head physio clip! I literally have second hand embarrassment

 

[riddleme89]

Sell em to Fakey...

Yes £100 and a pac of tic tacs

 

[stargirl23]

Here’s the link

EXC: Dancing on Ice winner Jake Quickenden discusses the show's curse

Dancing on Ice winner Jake Quickenden has spoken out about the show's 'curse', saying he understands how break-ups can happen during the series.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[Thatbird71]

Actually knobhead Ashley used to ice skate although he was never a pro guarantee he was better than you baldy maybe get your facts straight next time oh wait you don't know what facts are do you as you only churn out bullshit

 

[riddleme89]

Sad fucker..I can't stand that Lorraine either, so gonna give it a miss, both irritating cunts...jmo..

Like thrush

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Exactly ..they are 100% struggling with money. I bet she never went out but needs it to look like she did! It's laughable isn't it..skinting themselves to look good on the gram

And don't forget that post of her mentioning the 'gorgeous earrings and necklace set' her friends bought' She never took a photo of that did she?

 

[Philimena cunk]

More bragging. Classless Colchester chavs.

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They'll be bored shitless in a day. Haven't got the intelligence or class(or money!) to enjoy it ..

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Oozing desperation and delusion out of every pore. How many stories? Anyone would think he was an unemployed dosser and had nothing better to do

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

You lot are so funny.Often having the day from hell lately yet all you lovely bunch do make me lol often

Hope you’re ok lovely

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Yes he did. I had to clip the end to upload. More bullshit.

He’s probably got an ad to film at home

 

[VC10]

I’m crying as if she writes full on pages of notes to then share on her stories. Are their lives really that boring

Desperate for a bit of grifting/beggy/bit of tele

 

[gagzi]

A beard trim and a new syrup!

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And a filter or 2..take the filter off and you look about 50..sad little man

 

[lizzolyn]

Off Limits Entertainment who obviously can’t be bothered with him. He didn’t even get invited to sit with them at the NTAs. He had to rely on a Fake Tan company for an invite and then he was only there because he was Flappys plus one
His minor 5 minute TV appearances and newspaper/mag interviews come courtesy of a publicist called Polly who as far as I can see, isn’t anything to do with OL. He hired her cos he was getting no work at all and obviously doesn’t want to quit OL (even though he gets barely any work from them) because at least they are known in the business, even if it is mainly ex reality contestants on their books. Imagine being that desperate you now have to give a percentage of your wages, not only to your agent but a publicist as well If you are getting the well paid work fair enough, but don’t think a few minor morning TV appearances and media interviews are going to keep him in the lifestyle he tries to make out he lives.

Just had a look at their rosta and its mainly love islanders and towie people who hardly do any tv appearances; theres no chance he will get far with them. Wonder if he will leave them one day or they will not renew a contract with him?

 

[Lucyxxxx]

I was going to say - careful fellow Tattlers - I smell a trap. He will think all the 'nos' are trolls or us & block away

I could only dream of this.

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Old Polly Parrot sounds a bit bunged up today! What does he look like? Are they his wedding trousers? Why is he sitting in that chair with that strange look on his face? Why has Polly got a friend who's been obsessed with him for over 15yrs? Why has he got his mobile phone facing downwards? Why is he even on fucking telly talking bollocks? Who listens? Who fucking even cares? How long can this be milked for?

 

[Frosty knickers]

I was thinking she wasn't a librarian. You need a degree to be a librarian in Ireland. I assume it's the same in England. What a total knob.

He is only trying to show off and pretend he is thick. He knows full well she wasn't a librarian. Acting like a dumb fucking thinking people find it funny when it's actually cringey.

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

I bet that dirty washing stinks. Didn't hear the washing machine on though. He probably doesn't even know how to work it!

 

[VC10]

Well Fakey hope you enjoyed your 5 minutes on Lorraine
This bloke has about 5 items of clothing those trousers are deffo reminding me of OAPs wearing beige and his rank Freddy Krueger jumper ffs no style whatsoever.
He looks different on TV to his Instagram where he can filter everything, I can't get over how fucking big and misshapen his head is either
Abracadabra as if by magic the abs are back only at 3.5k of his 10k target, get sharing that page Fakey

Don't forget the secondhand loafers

 

[ShowMeThe Money]

Fuck me it’s Jake and flappy

I hope somebody tags Jake in or comments on it saying Jake quickenden is one of the,

I love Luke on tiktok! He's so clued in.

 

[mollyann]

What the hell is this day he’s planned.Walk in the mud her face like thunderWell if that’s how he thinks miss fussy pants enjoys her birthday lol journey home going to be fun