Jake Quickenden #51 With fags in his pocket & sand on his toes, he'll be a liar wherever he goes!

[Nixxs]

Paper hatCheap cakeShit flowersAnd that’s it.View attachment 1884040

Drinking as per normal. They have issues

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Is this ok?

Is this ok?

That’s brilliant thank you as usual x

 

[riddleme89]

I take it he's caught up on here then!!!

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Or is this what his anxiety will be about on Lorraine tomorrow talking about trolls …

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Hold up, why is he carrying a suit when he wore that shitty jumper

He probably wore it on his date last night with Polly

When are they off to the Maldives?

End of Jan/Beginning of Feb

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

What’s Jake actually bought her or is the £49 from Tesco Rosè gifted by the hotel the only thing she’s been given?

 

[stargirl23]

So are we thinking soph is pregnant? Not seen her drink, big coat on all the time and not been in the hot tub either

She’s been in the wine with him lots lately. I doubt she’s pregnant

 

[Lucyxxxx]

Are you yang sanpaku then Lucy?

Yeah I think so I just checked in the camera on my phone and when I open my eyes wide you can see the whites at the top. Can't see the bottom though. Nice I'm now in the psycho pile lol.

 

[riddleme89]

He's in Heat and Hello too! Must be a slow news week.

To be fair, Polly has got him more exposure in the last few months than his shit "management" company have all last year.

Shocked that he's still signed to Off Limits to be honest.

Must be desperate for cash

 

[AFlyOnYourWall]

That washing or housework ain't gonna be getting done any time soon with this fool!

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They are going to be two VERY tiny bedrooms and a bathroom up there. Perfect for oompah loompahs!

The fuck is that heavy breathing all about?! Is he looking for a stint in a porno?!

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

The desperation is real. I hope Oti responds to him and whips him down!

Dancing on Ice star takes swipe at new judge Oti Mabuse

DANCING on Ice 2018 champion Jake Quickenden is calling for a show shake-up ahead of the new series. The 34-year-old says judges should have experience on the ice to earn a place on the panel. It c…

www.thesun.co.uk

 

[mollyann]

More desperate begging, tagging Catchphrase - yawn

And itv god his begging is just so cringe.Shitty articles aren’t going to pay the bills you twat.No fancy meals out Wtaf was this stay all about in bed at 7 fucking hell

 

[fredster2018]

Maybe he’s got people decorating the house for her birthday before they get home? Surprise dinner/party tonight? Surely he’s planned something more than 1 free night away. He lives his life on the gram, documenting everything and stalking other accounts so will know exactly what other z listers do for their 30th birthdays. Can’t believe he won’t do something elaborate just so he can use it for content.

You could be right here because it’ll be something he’s suggested but yet again doesn’t have to make any effort to decorate the room, sort the food and drink out. Then flappy will just think he’s wonderful for being so thoughtful

 

[patmum]

More begging. Now Catchphrase. FFS, we only mentioned game shows a few pages back so he's been reading here.

Fuck off Fakey you beg.



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Urgh the tan on Leo, they are such shit parents

 

[gagzi]

They are 100% trying to add speculation about a pregnancy. Her wrapping her coat around her or turning away from the camera and him not getting her belly in shot. Bore off!

 

[PrincessJeanie]

I don't think he gets that its best not to say what shows you want to be on as it ruins the element of surprise especially with shows like the masked singer.

Once he does all of these shows IF he gets to do them then what??

Not saying he’d ever get SCD but last year he purposefully tweeted a dancing emoji knowing speculation would start. Suddenly his name was in the papers and on betting sites all because of one tweet. Did it get him anywhere though. Nope and it won’t because he makes it pretty obvious he wouldn’t be able to keep it a secret like he’d be required to. He always implies he’s on the masked singer as well

 

[Philimena cunk]

Might ask him what’s worse his addiction or his wine addiction

His social media addiction trumps both of them ..

Oh boy, having a great night tonight. Flapz is the gift that keeps on giving. The wording, the punctuation errors - it's comedy fucking gold. Also @PrincessJeanie are these ASA worthy but need copies with her name on?

Thank you Flapz. This had me laughing! Keep drinking that 'mum juice'.




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Off he goes again with his rolling around with unsuspecting men! He loves it.

Second picture is how dry Flapz is!

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Tumbleweed anyone?



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So she didn't get her minge out this time ....

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

He's just asked people to count how many times they open the fridge in a day! Get a fucking life and a job mate!!

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

Imagine asking someone to film you running down the road

Look at the state of ‘it’. Ewwwww

 

[Joon]

Still rasping for breath you need to pack those Woodbines up told you before, running commentary on crap that she watches on tv, saddo, well I am now settled down with "Spare" ttfn xxx

 

[riddleme89]

Eye spy with my little eye something begging with W

pissheads . They drink every day they clearly have an issue