That’s if it’s even this place because before Christmas he posted a different picture
Jake Quickenden #51 With fags in his pocket & sand on his toes, he'll be a liar wherever he goes!
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Keep on being hysterical Jake, we will laugh with you all the way to the dole office 
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I think Jake just thinks Maldives has one set of huts
before Christmas he posted the maldives with the first picture that comes up on Google images before his wedding he also posted with a different picture of a different part of the Maldives . Clearly he takes the pictures from Google
No apparently he said he couldn’t bear to be without spud for that long that’s why it’s only for a week
Might want a job before he makes another kidKeep on being hysterical Jake, we will laugh with you all the way to the dole office
Was it not a Fairmont resort they went to on the first trip to Dubai?
They'll be bored shitless in a day. Haven't got the intelligence or class(or money!) to enjoy it ..
The date they are going is cheap .
this includes breakfast but some are only penny’s more for all inclusive
point is it’s not expensive and he’s had two years to pay it . Not to mention they apparently changed dates in other words it was never booked . It’s probably a oaymeant from sophies dad . My dad paid for my honeymoon .
he constantly thinks he’s above others and has money we all know the truth everything they do is gifted or budget . I noticed since footloose they have not had a meal out together at any fancy food places . They ain’t been going into London spending or any hotels . Also the only thing they have done in three months is have a gifted stay at his work cottage . Have a gifted stay in dubai . They are skint and it’s pathetic how they try prove us all wrong
this includes breakfast but some are only penny’s more for all inclusive
point is it’s not expensive and he’s had two years to pay it . Not to mention they apparently changed dates in other words it was never booked . It’s probably a oaymeant from sophies dad . My dad paid for my honeymoon .
he constantly thinks he’s above others and has money we all know the truth everything they do is gifted or budget . I noticed since footloose they have not had a meal out together at any fancy food places . They ain’t been going into London spending or any hotels . Also the only thing they have done in three months is have a gifted stay at his work cottage . Have a gifted stay in dubai . They are skint and it’s pathetic how they try prove us all wrong
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How much more can one couple beg it?
Flexing on the gram but about to claim universal credit.
How much more can one couple beg it?
Flexing on the gram but about to claim universal credit.
joke time
knock knock!!
who’s there ?
Jake!
jake who ?
Jake quickenden of the antiques roadshow who’s got an appointment at 9 with debbie to sign on .
so can you let me in it’s raining
oi I was thinking (dangerous for me) when our lil fakey quickancum applies for a job abd had to fill out alan application it will be the first time EVER he’s told the truth when it asks how many sick days in last year lol well cunts not had any work…
knock knock!!
who’s there ?
Jake!
jake who ?
Jake quickenden of the antiques roadshow who’s got an appointment at 9 with debbie to sign on .
so can you let me in it’s raining
oi I was thinking (dangerous for me) when our lil fakey quickancum applies for a job abd had to fill out alan application it will be the first time EVER he’s told the truth when it asks how many sick days in last year lol well cunts not had any work…
But can go for months 'work' 2hrs a dayNo apparently he said he couldn’t bear to be without spud for that long that’s why it’s only for a week
good joke fakeIf they are not doing all inclusive for the Maldives they are going to end up with a massive bill when they check out. I know someone who went, thinking they had a bargain going B&B, went to check out and owed thousands! Unless of course they aren't going to do anything whilst there and only have breakfast and tap water!
Does his CV even fill one pagejoke time
knock knock!!
who’s there ?
Jake!
jake who ?
Jake quickenden of the antiques roadshow who’s got an appointment at 9 with debbie to sign on .
so can you let me in it’s raining
oi I was thinking (dangerous for me) when our lil fakey quickancum applies for a job abd had to fill out alan application it will be the first time EVER he’s told the truth when it asks how many sick days in last year lol well cunts not had any work…
They’ll definitely do all inclusive ‘mate’
we all knew he’d start on the DOI narrative. Called it weeks ago. Shows how pathetic he is. Don’t know anybody, apart from someone like his mate Katona, who would tag a tabloid newspaper/website on their stories, let alone speak to them Also is he actually wearing a ‘Gucci’ t shirt whilst doing that interview
Yeah fakey please learn what a healthy relationship is because what you have with your beard is far from it. While on that topic, learn how to have a good healthy relationship with your step son and try treat him like your son too
I don’t think he has any idea what he has let himself for doing a marathon. I’ve done quite a few half marathons and after every one I’ve said never againIf this marathon happens and I mean IF he’s the type of bellend to sprint off at the start with no pace and no plan. Trust me running a marathon is not for the faint hearted, there’s a saying “ Everything you want to learn about yourself, you can learn in 26.2 miles”. I went to some real dark places at around 19 miles it was bleeping tough, he will sprint off trying to look good and not finish im calling it now
so doing double that distance isn’t something to be taken lightly. I’d be more convinced he was training correctly if he showed proof on his watch (cue an incoming video)- Status