All done intentionally to get attention. He wants to stick out. hole
Jake Quickenden #41 Jake has got a very small willy. Will he get a real job? Don't be silly!
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All dressed up for the spooky season
How long til he mentions his dead dad for no reason.
All dressed up for the spooky season
How long til he mentions his dead dad for no reason.
well his carrot
flute wouldn’t fit between them so none of that act would he be getting off her in the bedroom department. His carrot is too skinny for that gap for that.
He sticks out like a pimple on a pig.
And that's why he doesn't get any real work, he just can't follow instructions... just can't do what's asked of him...twit
Bring on the content! The utter desperation from little man Willy syndrome is pure gold! just small amounts of money funding his fake lifestyle is totally drying up! He is one desperate man living on his savings and still begging for work and no one is biting. leaving it there because I’ve 7 people coming for dinner tomorrow to celebrate my enormous birthday! I’m still cooking and loving it!!! Happy weekend Fakeys xx
It'd be like throwing a hotdog up Oxford Street.....well his carrot
Oh no, he's got the orthopedic clod hoppers on and the trousers with the silver chain!!! 
happy birthday for tomorrow love xx
I’m a lurker on this thread (I love it btw) but I wanted to say… he’s a total bellend. It absolutely disgusts me that he uses his child for the social media. He must wake up with the phone in his hand, constantly looking for content to post. He’s despicable. He’s an embarrassing pathetic, passive aggressive knob. It’s a sad day when even Sam Thomson doesn’t want to be around you.
And this is with a corset on 
Imagine being that DJ playing to an empty room the hours will fly by for that lad tonightOh no, he's got the orthopedic clod hoppers on and the trousers with the silver chain!!!
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Sorry, I'm still way back on page 29 (you guys are moving at warp speed )
Just skipped to say... oh the marching powder is going to be on every surface, DJ deck and back of a phone all night.
Good job QJQ nose has "fake blood" on it already because the amount they'll toot toot with Mr Beady eyed photographer and his wide eyed pupils he'll be snotting blood for sure
Notice how LF hasn't put any face paint over her actual nostrils, just incase it smudges hey "mate/bro"
Do they ever have their kids???
)Just skipped to say... oh the marching powder is going to be on every surface, DJ deck and back of a phone all night.
Good job QJQ nose has "fake blood" on it already because the amount they'll toot toot with Mr Beady eyed photographer and his wide eyed pupils he'll be snotting blood for sure
Notice how LF hasn't put any face paint over her actual nostrils, just incase it smudges hey "mate/bro"
Do they ever have their kids???
Whoever did her implants must have done Zelda’s teeth as both look 
Rest of me gone to 
In keeping with the party theme here's a thread suggestion -
#42 "Día de muertos, recordando la carrera de QJQ. Descanse en paz, se fue pero no se olvidó"
(Day of the dead, remembering QJQ's career. Rest In Peace, gone but not forgotten)
#42 "Día de muertos, recordando la carrera de QJQ. Descanse en paz, se fue pero no se olvidó"
(Day of the dead, remembering QJQ's career. Rest In Peace, gone but not forgotten)
she definitely looks like a skeleton dug up
Make up looks better than on her wedding day
Make up looks better than on her wedding day
......Meanwhile, over on Nanny Qvc-Land.....
"........ so I said to her; I said - " Don't come the old giddy-goat with me- who the hell do you think you're talking to?...."
With that , silence..........
So I said to her, I said " I didn't come round the block three times this Morning duckie" I said
So she said " Don't talk to me like that" and put the receiver down on me.
That's the last time we shall be using that chippy.
Now; I've a birthday notice here for Tarquin, or is it Taroun ? He's 5 , well he was 3 weeks ago......."
"........ so I said to her; I said - " Don't come the old giddy-goat with me- who the hell do you think you're talking to?...."
With that , silence..........
So I said to her, I said " I didn't come round the block three times this Morning duckie" I said
So she said " Don't talk to me like that" and put the receiver down on me.
That's the last time we shall be using that chippy.
Now; I've a birthday notice here for Tarquin, or is it Taroun ? He's 5 , well he was 3 weeks ago......."
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