Why is he wearing football boots?Playing happy families again. Without Fred.
Seriously Fakeys, don't feel any sympathy for Flappy. She is as bad as him.
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Jake Quickenden #41 Jake has got a very small willy. Will he get a real job? Don't be silly!
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All gone quiet, it’s that time of the week again 
Cos he’s a dick and he’s hoping people message him to ask him why he’s wearing them and he can then remind everyone he is playing in a zleb match in 3 weeks time
Sophie and Jake had a lovers tiff
Cheer up huns have a line of sn.. forget it.
Cheer up huns have a line of sn.. forget it.
I missed this yesterday, what a catch up!
Jake, Jake, Jake *shakes head sadly*
No one likes a show off. Honestly, he's like that kid at school that was constantly singing and doing gymnastics and jazz hands. Attention seeking like mad in hus special shirt.
The absolute SHAPE of him dancing and prancing and ducking and diving on that red carpet. And in front of the Strictly folk too. When I next need cheered up I'm going to run through that in my head. And laugh my leg off
Jake, Jake, Jake *shakes head sadly*
No one likes a show off. Honestly, he's like that kid at school that was constantly singing and doing gymnastics and jazz hands. Attention seeking like mad in hus special shirt.
The absolute SHAPE of him dancing and prancing and ducking and diving on that red carpet. And in front of the Strictly folk too. When I next need cheered up I'm going to run through that in my head. And laugh my leg off
Just looked through instagram posts recently tagged #jakequickenden and all I found was one selfie from last night taken by a gentleman whose hobby, it appears, is to take selfies on red carpets with famous people (over 16k posts so QJQ aint special). To each his own I guess.
But no other posts under that hashtag. Now if you were the kind of saddo who went to London with a photo of QJQ on a clipboard looking to get it signed then surely you'd be plastering that all over social media?
SO.bleeping.OBVIOUS this was a set up by the publicist. It's not even as if it's plausible that these people were professional autograph hunters getting stuff signed to sell because who the hell would buy QJQ's autograph?
Honestly, are we the only people who see through this latest charade? How the duck could people be there waiting with photos on clipboards for him when he only knew himself two hours before that he was going?
I'm going to rewatch the POB live video on youtube from the start and observe these clipboard-brandishing eejits. See if they had other photos on the clipboards on their Pride of Britain field trip. Wonder if they had a cagoule and squashed sandwiches too?
But no other posts under that hashtag. Now if you were the kind of saddo who went to London with a photo of QJQ on a clipboard looking to get it signed then surely you'd be plastering that all over social media?
SO.bleeping.OBVIOUS this was a set up by the publicist. It's not even as if it's plausible that these people were professional autograph hunters getting stuff signed to sell because who the hell would buy QJQ's autograph?
Honestly, are we the only people who see through this latest charade? How the duck could people be there waiting with photos on clipboards for him when he only knew himself two hours before that he was going?
I'm going to rewatch the POB live video on youtube from the start and observe these clipboard-brandishing eejits. See if they had other photos on the clipboards on their Pride of Britain field trip. Wonder if they had a cagoule and squashed sandwiches too?
I follow a few of the people he tried to pretend he was friends with last night on instagram and every single one of them has left head off their reels i also noticed the majority of the comments on his reel are from thirsty middle aged women 
Right, I've rewatched it. Took my hearing aids out for complete silence and skipped all the interview bits. I don't know what to make of the people with the Jake photos, they're obviously not real fans though. They're not autograph collectors because people like Peter Andre and Holly Willoughby walked straight past and they didn't shout out to them. They got autographs from about ten people maximum and I didn't recognise any of them. Most of the time they looked bored shitless which suggests it was business not pleasure and they'd got paperwork they were sharing with each other.
I don't get it, do various publicists pay these people to pretend to be fans at events? I'm just mindboggled that anyone anywhere could whip out a photo of QJQ and ask him to sign it, let alone at a Pride of Britain event and with no prior knowledge of him attending.
Also, when Pete Wicks walks onto the red carpet Jake grabs him with both hands and kisses him on the mouth.
I don't get it, do various publicists pay these people to pretend to be fans at events? I'm just mindboggled that anyone anywhere could whip out a photo of QJQ and ask him to sign it, let alone at a Pride of Britain event and with no prior knowledge of him attending.
Also, when Pete Wicks walks onto the red carpet Jake grabs him with both hands and kisses him on the mouth.
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Sounds like a paid rent-a-crowd albeit a very small crowd. As for kissing Pete Wicks like that? WTF.
Tbf I’d kiss Pete Wicks like that tooSounds like a paid rent-a-crowd albeit a very small crowd. As for kissing Pete Wicks like that? WTF.
the guy is stunning!!
Looking back through his old pics, I can see he's lost a bit of weight but my god he's defo had cheek filler.
I'm so embarrassed for him, dancing on the red carpet at what is a serious event, just not the time.
He's the type of person who says " Am mad me! " but in actual fact they're not mad at all, just highly bleeping annoying.
I'm so embarrassed for him, dancing on the red carpet at what is a serious event, just not the time.
He's the type of person who says " Am mad me! " but in actual fact they're not mad at all, just highly bleeping annoying.
Isn't POB all about showing respect and recognising accomplishments? As per he's (tried) to make it about him. And failed miserably.
And grabbing Pete Wicks for a show. He would do anything to be noticed
And grabbing Pete Wicks for a show. He would do anything to be noticed
And we're meant to believe he actually cooked that Hello Fresh meal himself Err yeah right. He couldn't have looked less enthused & on it if he tried. No doubt Flapz did most of it off camera.
Err yeah right. He couldn't have looked less enthused & on it if he tried. No doubt Flapz did most of it off camera.
I think they get paid to pretend absolutely nobody gives a tit about jake quickenden so no way would they do that
FAKE I would sayIt looked like one of the simpler ones as well, like the type you just chop everything up and then chuck it in the frying panAnd we're meant to believe he actually cooked that Hello Fresh meal himself
they are both embarrassingly bad at doing ads! She wears the same top in all of hers so must do it on the same day of the week! Such a busy and fulfilling life.
What today? Gym and super Leo pointing out animals in his books
I’ve just watched that story when he’s in the ice bath. Did he actually have the cheek to say ‘he dragged himself to the POB awards’ honestly how he says things like this with a straight face 
anybody who has seen his vomit inducing reel or his stories on the day/evening can clearly see he is as happy as a pig in tit 
Talking of reels, I’ve seen it but obviously not being able to go on his actual account, was wondering if he’s had many likes and comments on it?
anybody who has seen his vomit inducing reel or his stories on the day/evening can clearly see he is as happy as a pig in tit Talking of reels, I’ve seen it but obviously not being able to go on his actual account, was wondering if he’s had many likes and comments on it?Only has 4800 likes which is shocking seeing he has one million (bots)and 58 comments.See her mum commented on her post using Freddy for yet another Tesco ad.Leo at nursery today so twit in a hat might try and do Sam smiths new dance
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