Jake Quickenden #41 Jake has got a very small willy. Will he get a real job? Don't be silly!

[ShowMeThe Money]

The matching clipboards and half naked pictures, he’s 34 ffs how is he not embarrassed asking people to pretend to be a fan

I was trying to see if those clip boards & photos would've fitted into Polly wants a cracker's handbag she had that night. You can just see it as she walks alongside Fake.

I wonder if that train he was on was a non stop between his stop & Liverpool St. That would make a mockery of him pretending someone gave him the beer then got off.

 

[Bestlife@60]

Does she never tire of him taking the piss out of her, he’s comparing her to a dog now. I know she’s a bleep but come on how long will she allow him to degrade her before she fucks him off?

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Oh my God. He's using a steam cleaner on a wood floor! What an idiot!!!! That is the worst thing you could EVER do! It will be ruined in no time!!!!

Don't tell me he's going down the cleaning route now ffs!!!!
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It’s the fact he’s spent 5 minutes cleaning a floor then had to sit down because he’s obviously over exerted himself Maybe Hinchs joy of clean products are going to be making another appearance soon…

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Fakey looks about 60+ in that cap. His skin looks so old. So they met up with Flappy's dad. He looks chuffed!

Wow. Comparing his wife to a dog. Pity that football didn't knock his teef out.

 

[riddleme89]

Bloody hell, flapz dropped a ricket there, didn't she?
That kid does look like eyal

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Sorry but that kid looks nothing like eyal I think eyal would be insulted

 

[Inchhighprivateeye]

Fakey looks about 60+ in that cap. His skin looks so old. So they met up with Flappy's dad. He looks chuffed!
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Wow. Comparing his wife to a dog. Pity that football didn't knock his teef out.
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Shame she didn’t take his head off the horrible bleep!

 

[GoldSilver]

So annoying that his invite to the Pride of Britain awards was last minute.

We could have organised a nice little outing if we’d known. Complete with our own banned badges and clipboards of Eyal for him to sign

 

[riddleme89]

The matching clip boards and photos, wonder where they appeared from and how did they know he would be there at such short notice lol

I smell bullshit no bleeping way with the amount of actual celebrities would three people turn up with matching clipboards and a photo of him stand waiting just for him

all a publicly stunt set up by that girl he was with … he’s irrelevant jobless and hardly even a z lister at this point

 

[bluecups]

Fakey looks about 60+ in that cap. His skin looks so old. So they met up with Flappy's dad. He looks chuffed!
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Wow. Comparing his wife to a dog. Pity that football didn't knock his teef out.
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Yep, Flapz' dad looks thrilled! Fakey and Flapz probably fucked off to the toilet just before the bill came so he had to pay.

 

[riddleme89]

This prick gets more tragic by the day so you mean to tell me that he wasn’t INVITED about bagged a extremely last minute ticket from his publicist who literally had no other clients !! Then he suddenly has three random people stood waiting for him with clipboards and half naked pictures of him which by the way guys NO another people was asking anybody for signatures and they was real celebrities!!!

Then he does a post on Instagram with a video of him just meeting celebrities caption is pride of Brit yet he shows absolute NO hero’s or people that the bleeping event was actually for just a bunch of selfies with celebrities


he’s scum and he’s tragic the end

 

[bluecups]

Also, I can't abide Flapz but I could kiss her for aiming that football straight at his head

 

[riddleme89]

Also, I can't abide Flapz but I could kiss her for aiming that football straight at his head

If onoy she actually did

Or at least take the phone out his hand the wierdo can’t even spend time with his family without filming it

 

[PrincessJeanie]

I smell bullshit no bleeping way with the amount of actual celebrities would three people turn up with matching clipboards and a photo of him stand waiting just for him

all a publicly stunt set up by that girl he was with … he’s irrelevant jobless and hardly even a z lister at this point

and he’s made it more obvious by making sure it featured on his cringeworthy self serving reel We can all see through it, so does he not think if a booker was looking at his social media with a view to offering him something, they wouldn’t see the same thing and think thanks but definitely no thanks. He continually shoots himself in the foot with his oversharing narcissistic behaviour.

 

[Philimena cunk]

His fashion sense is tragic.

Flappy looks like she could jump off a cliff!

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bleeping hell, he looks like he should be on the Jarrow march in the 4
30s.....
Don't worry about a publicist, get a bleeping stylist, you scruffy beggy bleep....

Has he posted what they've ordered, yet?
Is it a meal deal lunch ?

Kids eat free at half term...

 

[ShowMeThe Money]

and he’s made it more obvious by making sure it featured on his cringeworthy self serving reel We can all see through it, so does he not think if a booker was looking at his social media with a view to offering him something, they wouldn’t see the same thing and think thanks but definitely no thanks. He continually shoots himself in the foot with his oversharing narcissistic behaviour.

This activity surely needs to go on the Wiki - more receipts piling up about his behaviour.

 

[Philimena cunk]

Wonder if Polly parrot will encourage him to try and "break America"....
She could market him as the next Harry styles....

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Did she not say they had got Freddie most of half term? Didn’t have him from yesterday afternoon until lunchtime today and looks like they’ve already palmed him off again already and it’s only Tuesday

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Wonder if Polly parrot will encourage him to try and "break America"....
She could market him as the next Harry styles....

More Piles than 'Styles'!

 

[Inchhighprivateeye]

Did she not say they had got Freddie most of half term? Didn’t have him from yesterday afternoon until lunchtime today and looks like they’ve already palmed him off again already and it’s only Tuesday

She did indeed!

 

[mollyann]

Sat half naked in his ice bath He’s feeling better after seeing friends last nightTake it from me Pete hates you others look at you like who the duck is this twit.The event was about extraordinary people who go beyond to help others not trying to get a pap shot dick head.All this look as us doing normal stuff is for show and why is Leo running with a large stick.Her ads likes are embarrassing give it up flaps it’s not working move on get back in your shed.