Jake Quickenden #41 Jake has got a very small willy. Will he get a real job? Don't be silly!

[The Duchess]

To be fair that is the worst holloween display ever, a few pumpkins just fucked there, where’s all the kiddy scary stuff? They have small children why not spooky decorations??? What’s wrong with them? why do they do absolutely nothing for their kids? (well Rob’s and Eyal’s , Im still not convinced if Leo is Eyals but he’s starting to look like him but im sure it pisses Jake off when we say this lol)

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

The morning after the shitfest before. NikNak's playing with those Gucci shoes!!!!

 

[Philimena cunk]

Agree that Sam was terrible. He was a giddy mess that just couldn’t shut up. I was embarrassed for him when the woman was trying to interview the strictly lot and he kept trying to go on about Fleur


The irony of him saying it’s hardly Stacey Solomon when he came from the same show and had the EXACT same initial opportunities as her. Maybe if you had Stacey Solomon’s house and money sophie could do a bigger display.

Can you imagine fakey interviewing...one question, the back to his favourite subject Mee

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

I've never understood how these companies pay Flappy for adverts. She is dreadful and you need subtitles to understand her.

 

[ShowMeThe Money]

The coral travel pouch in that vid looks like a Fakey willy holder.

 

[PrincessJeanie]

I've never understood how these companies pay Flappy for adverts. She is dreadful and you need subtitles to understand her.
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To be fair it’s only estrid which a load of z listers promote and going by her last story, she’s either got an ad coming up with that drinks company or she’s angling for one

 

[Purplehaze456]

As if those saddos in the crowd had torso pics of fakey for him to sign . Assume his fame hungry manager or whoever she was had set that up? How tragic.

I think so too as he said the invite was last minute so how would anyone know to take they photos with them for him to sign.. tragic

Now he's running down Flapz's doorstep Halloween display saying it's not Stacey Solomon is it. If I was Flapz I'd ram one of those pumpkins up his sphincter.

He'd enjoy that too much

 

[stargirl23]

So he can wear a suit to lunch but not to the POB awards??

 

[Philimena cunk]

So he can wear a suit to lunch but not to the POB awards??

Gobshite.....duck off with the peace sign, it's soooo old hat ....bit like your twit hat..

 

[VC10]

Bloody hell, flapz dropped a ricket there, didn't she?
That kid does look like eyal

 

[PrincessJeanie]

So he can wear a suit to lunch but not to the POB awards??

Proving he wears the outfits he does to events just to get press attention Wow taking the boys to lunch that’s a fun activity for half term for Freddie and does he ever drive? Maybe he’s worried they’ll get stopped and get a drugs swipe

 

[VC10]

Proving he wears the outfits he does to events just to get press attention Wow taking the boys to lunch that’s a fun activity for half term for Freddie and does he ever drive? Maybe he’s worried they’ll get stopped and get a drugs swipe

You are probably right

cor, I can't stop googling photos of that eyal, now

 

[stargirl23]

He probably got his licence took off him so makes flappy drive him around

 

[ChloBo_81]

“Truly amazing people but here’s a pic of my geometric wonky rodent mug”
Oh he’s so ugly makes me want to throw my phone
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"Recongnised?"
"Swarve?"
"Last kin dash....."

He is dense as duck!

Now he's running down Flapz's doorstep Halloween display saying it's not Stacey Solomon is it. If I was Flapz I'd ram one of those pumpkins up his sphincter.

He'd probably enjoy that.

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

His fashion sense is tragic.

Flappy looks like she could jump off a cliff!

 

[The Duchess]

The coral travel pouch in that vid looks like a Fakey willy holder.

I thought it was Jakes dildo a first glance

 

[VC10]

Has he posted what they've ordered, yet?
Is it a meal deal lunch ?

 

[gossipsauce]

His fashion sense is tragic.

Flappy looks like she could jump off a cliff!

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Can't say I blame her, I'd feel the same. Plus if he thinks he could do a better job of a Halloween display why doesn't he, lazy twit.

 

[mollyann]

Flappy meeting up with her invisible dad for lunch? Leo looking like a scarecrow as usual twit in a bleeping cap what a bunch of losers except for Freddy of course Zelda back yawn yawn slagging of Lisa on emmerdale for being over nice to vinnie haha think I need to stop viewing her stories She help make her horrid so into the self absorbed end we see daily so piss off lisa

 

[The Duchess]

His fashion sense is tragic.

Flappy looks like she could jump off a cliff!

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bringing their kids to a pub on half term? ok then or is this his way of “making up with flappy” she gets a night off putting hello fresh in the oven later??? Wankers. Tattle bingo says next stop is pumpkin picking like Danielle and Ross did last weekend while Ross was off work as he has an actual job unlike this wanker! Bet he’s never watched peaky blinders either (hes no Cillian Murphy) and flat caps went out years ago you thick, just like yours 80’s clothing. you bleeping cringe bag.