Jake Quickenden #39 Even in Dubai couldn't turn it down a notch, wife was in the corner flossing her crotch

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Well that's the first off my Tattle bingo list, gazing all lovestruck on a photo with CH πŸ˜†

The bleeping eyeliner, I just can't. Painted nails, pink suit and ladies' jewellery. Wonder if he shaves his fanny too?
Waxing, it's more fun...
 
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Yeah because machine gun Kelly stays in squat hotels in Portugal and advertises fake tan and Tesco for a living

Bet he even does a little pontins gig now and then too.

Jake you absolute bleeping MELT. He’s entertaining for sure. Not in the way he wants though
I know, he looks nowt like him but thats clearly how he sees it. I love MGK as well so this is a disaster. πŸ˜©πŸ˜‚
 
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Well that's the first off my Tattle bingo list, gazing all lovestruck on a photo with CH πŸ˜†

The bleeping eyeliner, I just can't. Painted nails, pink suit and ladies' jewellery. Wonder if he shaves his fanny too?
Bleached his bumhole aswell πŸ˜‚
 
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The new bandwagon/narrative.... ambiguous dressing .. he'll be changing his pronouns soon...
well that’s kinda a tattle bingo for me ??? I did say he was dressed like a transgender person , maybe he’s transitioning πŸ€”πŸ³β€βš§οΈ
 
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Well that's the first off my Tattle bingo list, gazing all lovestruck on a photo with CH πŸ˜†

The bleeping eyeliner, I just can't. Painted nails, pink suit and ladies' jewellery. Wonder if he shaves his fanny too?
I just seen the story with Chris and thought of whoever put it in their Tattle Bingo! πŸ˜‚

And he's wearing bloody eyeliner, just to top off his ridiculous looking outfit! πŸ™ˆπŸ˜‚
 
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So hes A plus one because his wife got basic tickets from fake bake πŸ˜‚
He has basic wristbands because they are not VIP πŸ˜‚
He couldn’t get air time so he stalked Chris .
Even his ridiculous outfit that I guarantee every fucker is staring and laughing at him has done absolutely nothing for the attention he actually wanted because nobody stopped to speak to him πŸ˜‚

Chris was probably invited from NTA the self or his management team who Jake is also with but didn’t get an invite πŸ˜‚

oh this is tragic
 
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Oooh ahh pink to make the boys winkπŸ˜‰
I just showed my husband he simply shook his head and said β€œhe looks like a salmon with slippers on”
This is what I’m picturing under the trousers
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He even just likened himself to Machine Gun Kelly in his story with Chris. Thats who he has styled himself on.
im sorry but im not a MGK fan and obviously not a nerf gun Fakey fan, was gutted McGregor missed MGK that time. I hope nerf gun Fakey comes back to Dublin and goes to the Forge dressed like that πŸ˜‚
 
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#40 attended the nta's wearing nail varnish, whats left of his "career" is most definitely tarnished.
 
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