It's gonna be a nail biting few pages for @CrazyBaldhead that is.
Jake Quickenden #36 Is it his brother, is it his dad? No, its just the ghost of the career he never had.
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" how much for this arse?Sheikh Jake - a porta potty he would make!
I give you Rolls-Royce silver shadow. It just need new battery an things"
sorry Queen I take it back
lol you are the title queen beaut , I love both my beauts @Lucyxxxx and @CrazyBaldhead 
Omg, bet this is the hotel - near " Fish Roundabout" £16/ each per night lolzzzzzzzzzz
£16/ each per night lolzzzzzzzzzz
He'll trade flappy for a couple of" how much for this arse?
I give you Rolls-Royce silver shadow. It just need new battery an things"
Its Free he enjoys it" how much for this arse?
I give you Rolls-Royce silver shadow. It just need new battery an things"
They might be staying here, at the Bum-Action Hotel 
It's a tad more money, at £20/each per night
Includes a free " Almirtha Arse-Clenchers" buffet breakfast , though
It's a tad more money, at £20/each per night
Includes a free " Almirtha Arse-Clenchers" buffet breakfast , though
Hope you enjoy your 3 star hotel fakey 
If I remember correctly, there are certain professions where if you spend xx amount of days out of the UK e.g off shore workers, you can actually claim your tax back....
I wonder if this is why Fakey is out of the UK so much, he needs to hit a certain quota of being out the country
I wonder if this is why Fakey is out of the UK so much, he needs to hit a certain quota of being out the country
Only if you are employed for work ( and its quite a high number of days) , not visiting or holiday breaks etcIf I remember correctly, there are certain professions where if you spend xx amount of days out of the UK e.g off shore workers, you can actually claim your tax back....
I wonder if this is why Fakey is out of the UK so much, he needs to hit a certain quota of being out the country
I wonder why hes not showing us the hotel??? I honestly did not know there was 3 star hotels over there im not joking Ive only ever seen 5 star hotel. Kata is a restaurant near the Dubai Mall, looked like he was trying to make out it was a hotel 
He usual does his room tour? how strange, it’s obvious a dump.
im not joking Ive only ever seen 5 star hotel. Kata is a restaurant near the Dubai Mall, looked like he was trying to make out it was a hotel He usual does his room tour? how strange, it’s obvious a dump.Gawd, here's another "stunning" hotel in dubai ; £17 each/night & only 5 mins walk from the local brothel one way, and the little ' Union Co op ' shop, the other
he can claim pretty much everything back anyway as he’s “self employed” as can she. Phones, laptops, camera. Everything they use for “content” they can claim backIf I remember correctly, there are certain professions where if you spend xx amount of days out of the UK e.g off shore workers, you can actually claim your tax back....
I wonder if this is why Fakey is out of the UK so much, he needs to hit a certain quota of being out the country
Ive found the Hotel Fakeys 
, its within walking distance to the Dubai Mall. it looks pretty basic, its definitely not a 5 star but possibly a 4 star. Its called “Rove Downtown Dubai” , no wonder we are not getting a room tour. (no chance would I stay there and I think I was being far to generous saying Flappy and spud will stay in the Atlantis on the Palm, not a bleeping hope could they afford the Atlantis, she will bunk in there with him and the jacket, no way would I stay there let alone my children stay there, its not a resort its a business hotel)
, its within walking distance to the Dubai Mall. it looks pretty basic, its definitely not a 5 star but possibly a 4 star. Its called “Rove Downtown Dubai” , no wonder we are not getting a room tour. (no chance would I stay there and I think I was being far to generous saying Flappy and spud will stay in the Atlantis on the Palm, not a bleeping hope could they afford the Atlantis, she will bunk in there with him and the jacket, no way would I stay there let alone my children stay there, its not a resort its a business hotel)Attachments
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Yes, as we suspected - basic travelodge type set-upIve found the Hotel Fakeys
The Fake Sheikh!! Lol
I’m sure she’s trolling
..love it. DF & RW do everything so much better than Fakey & Flappy. DF always looks amazing and their little boy is gorgeous.I've been feeling like this aswell. Thought I was going to
last night it was that bad. Hope you are feeling much better @fredster2018yes very Travel Lodge vibes alright, Its a 3 star right in middle of downtown Dubai across the road from the Dubai Mall, the bleeping noise down there would drive me mad, it’s always busy with cars driving all day and night, the mall is open until 1am every night
there is a TGI Fridays in the hotel lol can you imagine Flappy crying because she is right opposite the most expensive shopping mall in the world and poor Leo I actually feel sorry for getting dragged along. Shes such an idiot she should have stayed at home FFS.Oh nooooo, hope you're OK too, Gagzi!
I've been feeling like this aswell. Thought I was going to
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