I thought exactly the same, itโs like theyโve spent a day with him OR just looking at his stories.This actually could have been written about him. Describes him down to a tee
Jake Quickenden #36 Is it his brother, is it his dad? No, its just the ghost of the career he never had.
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His a prat, he's called Jake, he's in Dubai being bummed by a Sheikh.
A particularly juvenile thread name suggestion by me....
A particularly juvenile thread name suggestion by me....
I thought she was getting the wedding ring's size altered? It looks way to big for her and doesn't sit with the engagement ring. Totally tit.
That venue looked beautifulMeanwhile Aston had a star studded wedding and ok mag deal
bleeping imbecile. When's the bleep going to get arrested out there for cross dressing and drugs?
When's Flappy flying out to spoil his fun
When's Flappy flying out to spoil his fun
What a bleeping wierd soul he really isbleeping imbecile. When's the bleep going to get arrested out there for cross dressing and drugs?
When's Flappy flying out to spoil his fun
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sad duck all on his own again because nobody likes him
Dubai tattle bingo. Fountains 
heโll obviously film them by night as well. Khalifa sort of Burj Al Arab - heโll wait for Flappy for that one. If heโs there for a week, theyโve got all day Sunday for filming gram content 
heโll obviously film them by night as well. Khalifa sort of Burj Al Arab - heโll wait for Flappy for that one. If heโs there for a week, theyโve got all day Sunday for filming gram content 
Definitely something in Dubai Mall, pretending theyโre shopping and/or taking pictures of Leo by the aquarium to make it seem like theyโve dome something for him.Dubai tattle bingo. Fountains
He wants to watch himself walking around draped in crosses, it's a Muslim country, and they take offense very easily...
Another Tattle bingo - slow mo of Flaps walking across the foyer of some 5* hotel they're not staying in, wearing some tatty ill fitting frock and flicking her hair extensions.
Yeah, Exchange and mart, and Gardener's world ....Donโt forget though they chose not to have a magazine dealThey were offered by at least two different publications but turned them down
They don't sit properly, and she's got Angelina Jolie skelator hands ....
TV: Celebrity relationships put to the test in new BBC series Unbreakable
Whatโs the story?
You have probably already seen this, it was the show what @PrincessJeanie mentioned in this or the previous thread. Rob Beckett will the host, can you imagine if Fakey and Flappy went on this, he would absolutely ruined them and Fakey would not be able to take his banter
If thereโs a second series of this, those two will definitely try and get on it. They are both so desperate to get back on TV anyway they can. Might be entertaining just to see Rob Beckett rip him a new hole though
TV: Celebrity relationships put to the test in new BBC series Unbreakable
Whatโs the story?www.heraldscotland.com
You have probably already seen this, it was the show what @PrincessJeanie mentioned in this or the previous thread. Rob Beckett will the host, can you imagine if Fakey and Flappy went on this, he would absolutely ruined them and Fakey would not be able to take his banter
WTF??? 
Dirtyness!
Dirtyness!
How tacky, its like maccyd Vegasbleeping imbecile. When's the bleep going to get arrested out there for cross dressing and drugs?
When's Flappy flying out to spoil his fun
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Ok but why is Jake not dripping in real gold holding 2 lions sippin champagne
Ok but why is Jake not dripping in real gold holding 2 lions sippin champagne
he will be , after an oil sheiks had his arse for a couple of nights 
They have a โHappiness Ministerโ who comes on the speakers all over the country at midday every day and โspreads happiness and wise words of wisdomโHe wants to watch himself walking around draped in crosses, it's a Muslim country, and they take offense very easily...
its such a weird place Id absolutely hate to live there, I found the real locals very unfriendly. Id holiday there again but god no way would I like to live there.- Status