Jake Quickenden #32 Doph at Obeach hanging out while Fakey’s throating Wayne ‘the gout’

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Have you read some of the comments on this post 🙄🤯
Tbh most of them are fellow photographers complimenting him on his work😃 Then you have the saps that have slithered over from their page to crawl up their arses in the hope they get noticed🤢 Who are these people🤷🏼‍♀️
 
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Tell me you are reading tattle on the day after your wedding without telling me lol
 
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Wedding at the villa, reception at the villa,white party at the villa 😅😅 broke as a bleeping joke
 
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His body language, body turned away from her, honestly she’s thick as tit
 
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He’s certainly got his moneys worth out of them shoes 🤢😂 wonder if he’ll try and flog them on her Vinted page 🤭 Love the fact he’s away getting ‘married’ but still reading tattle and probably the DM comments as well and then justifying working that night. Funny how he doesn’t mention what the ‘work’ was though 😂
 
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Just catching up properly. So much to say, so not enough shits to say it all. Anyway... bar the crappy little Claire's Accessories hairband/ veil contraption, her English wedding look was so much better. Being a geriatric now, should I ever get married again, this is the look I'd like to rock, but with a big duck off Bianca Jagger style hat.

The highlight of the tit show for me so far, without a doubt, has to be aul Su trying to shoot her shot with chief turncoat Chris Hughes (the snakey duck)! Imagine going to your mates wedding only to be sexually harassed by his mum all night. She maybe spiked his drink, wee bit of roofie, wee bit of viagra. Render him helpless but for the main attraction! Maybe that's why he felt so rough/got offside early doors this morning 🤢🙈

I hope they kept Nik Nak and its permanently snotty nose well away from all that food. Grim, filthy, dirty tramps that they are.
 
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His body language, body turned away from her, honestly she’s thick as tit
She can make out shes thick as tit at times (majority of the time) but then I think she’s knows exactly what she doing at times, Id day shes a real bitchy mean girl that does not stick the “girl code”, it appears she stalked Danielle on instagram (possibly in person aswell? ) and she knew Fake was with Danielle when she was with him and it’s referred to as Jake cheating on Danielle, Sophie knew he had a girlfriend so she is just as bad. Id say she doesn’t have many friends as shes a complete witch. But yeah shes thick as tit to marry that head.
 
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I bet the guests that have stuck around are sick of the sight of the bloody villa. I would be bored shitless by now.
 
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He is going to get that ugly brooch front & centre in every photo isn’t he🤢 Don’t know if it’s the way LF is standing but it looks as tho the dress is too big for her🤦🏼‍♀️
Guys I’ve changed my mind I don’t like the dress now I’ve seen the front of it. It looks like she’s been painting the bathroom and her neck has been covered in paint.
 
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I bet the guests that have stuck around are sick of the sight of the bloody villa. I would be bored shitless by now.
haha Im ready to check out of Bedrock aswell , it looks absolutely tit, shower of lightweights cant even keep it lit for 2 days… duck me I could go for days (well max 4 days solid 😂 when I went to Ibiza and Marbella without my children few years ago now lol but im only tiny so that was good going for me) they are only young , why are not go to Nikki Beach today or another beach club? (theres loads) and have had the “white wedding”there or go to a club later?? they are so boring and obviously havent a pot to piss in. Tragic and boring cunts:sleep:
 
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Urgh that salmon buffet in the Ibiza heat. Some dodgy stomachs coming tomorrow 💩
I hope they bought enough bog roll at the superrmarket! Can you imagine if they all got the shits? There's no doors on the toilets. The stench wafting through would be shocking! 🤢
 
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