Jake Quickenden #31 Lord Farquaad, do you take Quickenden Jake Quickenden to be your awful wedded husband?

[Llamabama]

Why has Sophie always got a face like a smacked arse? She’s in Ibiza ready to get married to the love of her life and I don’t think I’ve seen her crack a smile yet

 

[HMC]

Who are these friends “acquaintances”?

They are the bar staff from Pontins last week Everybody’s welcome to the wedding of the year

 

[riddleme89]

Still pretending he loves Freddie bit late now we all seen the abuse he's given him the last couple months !!!

Wedding and that's all they can afford all of them in one fuxking room

That's tragic !!!

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

And I wouldn't make a joke about the energy prices either/cost of living Fakey? It's not something to be laughed about and people will really be struggling - either heat or eat. It's about time this cunt lived in the real world and I hope his downfall and general realisation that he is a jobless, skint, never has-been reject hits him fucking hard! Same with Lord F too. Once the wedding is over, they get back home and reality hits and the bills come in, I hope the pair of them have the hardest fall back down to earth. We're all waiting with the popcorn!

The face of someone who has fucked her once pretty face up to now look like a man.Going to the villa today dear god going to be non stop filming View attachment 1544947

Jesus Christ. Now that is scary!

 

[CBS1]

Wtf is that belly button Has she hidden a prune from breakfast for laterHe’s so skinny what a pair of saddos View attachment 1542263

Probably giving herself a hernia and using all her strength trying to bring those tits together

 

[stargirl23]

Silly me, I’ve been doing the food shop wrong my whole life. Didn’t realise I was supposed to take a selfie with my trolley after I finished

 

[PrincessJeanie]

So they are binning the kids off yet again so they can fuck off to Ocean Beach for the day He’s determined to get in the Daily Mail somehow 8 stories already this morning. I’m calling at least 40 today. He’ll look out for any other z lister there to get on his stories with (that includes pervy old Lineker ) Just can’t wait to see what they’ll both be wearing today

 

[Libbub]

ITS HERE!!! Happy Wedding Day fakeys!!!! Just chilling, getting me hair done then might have a Buck’s Fizz to start the day! What you all wearing?

Shall we all sit with our fanny's out on such a special day?

 

[Moomoomoo]

Yeh and I think it proves she probably stalks her social media now.

I bet she so jealous of her. She a stunning girl, cracking figure and her tits don’t look like they’ve been stuck on as an afterthought.

Shall we all sit with our fanny's out on such a special day?

Great idea! Fakeys, dress code is naked from the waist down!

 

[Moomoomoo]

So Su’s stories…… feeling a bit worse for wear this morning. Was she not baby sitting?????? This lot disgust me more by the day

 

[plattyjoobs]

Now we know why he’s never posted his brother before now, definitely got the looks!

 

[Jac In The Box]

This ‘fatal attraction’ discovery tonight has just blown fakey & flappy’s romanticised story of how they met out of the water He loved that she wasn’t famous/a celeb and she didn’t even know who he was Quite clearly she did because she had been following their relationship online through his fiancée You couldn’t make this shit up

 

[IamMyaJ]

Someone please tell him that fucking shirt is REPULSIVE

 

[mollyann]

Gets weirder the more you look lol

 

[al255]

Remember when he asked that guy on his stag to kiss him. I AM A FEMALE AND I DONT ASK MY FEMALE FRIENDS TO KISS ME WHEN IM TIPSY OR STEAMING. He’s defo gay. Why would it pop into your head “give me a kiss” to a man?

 

[mollyann]

He thinks he’s so important it’s tragic and his wife to be how desperate is she what a pair of complete utter idiot’s.She looks like a twat with her minge hanging out have some respect for yourself woman just gross.They are the most suited couple ever both just z lister wannabes

 

[PrincessJeanie]

For obvious reasons not going to screenshot and share on here but can everyone please go report nanny qvc story. Leo is completely naked and you can see everything!!!

Reported. WTF is the matter with these people Why would you share a child naked that any pervert could see Also why has he not got a swimming nappy on? He could easily have a little ‘accident’ and that pool is being used by a number of people. She’s as selfish and thick as her son

 

[CrocodileSnap]

I think it's weird they're getting married in the same place in the same week as well. Just bizarre.

They both had hen dos in Mykonos too!
Very odd. I wonder if Jake tries to mould LF into DF? Also I was looking through old pics of DF insta and just prior to her and Fake splitting up, LF likes all of her posts!!

 

[al255]

Tell me you don’t care about getting married / about your wife one bit. Writing vows last min.. left his wife on their first proper wedding night to play a 2-a penny gig.. I just can’t even. SOPHIE HE DOES NOT CARE ABOUT YOU

 

[instashun]

Todays job

That non existent friendship that she was having to google last night. Fuck me these companies that pay them are a joke. At least get two celebs that are actually friends, how hard can it be

What did I say earlier about him begging for I’m a celeb masked singer He’s already started on Twitter liking and doing retweets about it. Desperate beggy bastard. Fortunately the fact I’m a celeb don’t even follow him and there’s plenty of other people that have been in the jungle that can actually sing, are eardrums should be safe

edited one reply to the persons tweet so far

Two problems with this.
1. You’d instantly know his nasally out of date can’t sing voice
2. He can’t keep a top on never mind a head to toe costume