Jake Quickenden #31 Lord Farquaad, do you take Quickenden Jake Quickenden to be your awful wedded husband?

[CrazyBaldhead]

Thread Suggestion: #32

Dophy at O Beach with her flaps hanging out whilst Fakey is deepthroating Wayne 'the Gout'.

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Just for you my fellow Fakeys!!!! Hope you enjoy it as much as I enjoyed making it!!!

 

[Lucyxxxx]

Still broke, still a joke, still on coke, go give ya cat a stroke.

 

[bluecups]

How they see themselves.

The reality.

Sorry I've never attempted anything like this before so it's all a bit wonky

 

[Luvabitagoss]

Introducing mr and mr quickenden-linekar

 

[al255]

Well done to @bluecups for the winning thread title!!! I’m sure lots of unmarried people will take great inspiration from his amazing suit having the names lovingly hand crafted into it, with some much care and attention. Bravo

So I thought I’d do the honours and create us a new thread..! I can’t believe how fast we are flying through them. And we’ve still got the wedding of the year to look forward too🥹🥹🥹 my popcorn is still warm from thread #21

Here we go….. it’s going to be one hell of a ride. Welcome Fakeys old and new to thread #31 Cellotape your fake GUCCI loafers to your smelly feet and super glue your dodgy hair extensions in, we are setting off in 3, 2, 1….

(Anyone care to do a recap? )

 

[mollyann]

Jesus just why my god how old is she put it away Sophie

 

[Riiiiiiiiight]

Just me who cringes are people who take photos of designer shops? Like who honestly cares that you stood outside a shop? Maybe I’ll take one of Asda later and post it on the gram for the likes….

 

[VC10]

 

[Glitterbelle]

Are you all aware QJQ is on Pointless Celebrities with Marcel on Saturday? Never as the title of a programme been more apt

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

No income tax no VAT
No sign of Farquards family
Favourite child spudtater
And he’ll be bumming Chris Hughes later …

god bless camber sands
Viva camber sands long live camber sand
C’est magnifique camber sands…

 

[Moomoomoo]

Just sitting here wondering what’s going down at O Beach and why they’ve gone so quiet . Fakeys probably rocking in the corner demanding some gummies cos he’s realised he’s broadcast to the world:
A) Him and the Mrs coked out their faces
B) His wife’s gash
C) Him tonguing an old man
Dophy is prob having some sudocream rubbed into her chafed flaps, all while grandad linekar is knocking one out in the corner. Oh to be a fly on the wall.

 

[Moomoomoo]

They’ve gone very quiet. Either starting the comedown or busy noshing Grandad off in the hot tub

 

[Lucyxxxx]

Out came the sun and dried up all the rain,
So Incy wincy spider could get on all 4s for Wayne.

 

[Jac In The Box]

Illiterate cunt as usual

 

[Wills315]

Guys , I need to make a confession. Back in 2014 when he was on xfactor , 22 year old wills would have jumped on him I thought he was so fit. But thankfully this thread has showed me the light . And I just put on his version of she's the one on xfactor and I want to slap 2014 Wills in the face. I'll see my self out .

 

[Whogivesa]

Corrie prozzie got the flap flashing dress code memo

 

[Nixxs]

Wayne is like a Aldi version of Hugh Hefner, why would you wear a bikini showing that much? Keep it classy Doph.

She has no idea what class is
She will soon know what a chafed chuff is though

 

[leavemealone107]

He is so horrible to Sophie. To say that his mum thinks her extensions look ratty is just unnecessary and hurtful. I am not a fan of Sophie at all but he is just a nasty, spiteful, pathetic excuse of a man!

 

[Whogivesa]

The happy couple! One last blow before I go, one last bum before we're done