Jake Quickenden #31 Lord Farquaad, do you take Quickenden Jake Quickenden to be your awful wedded husband?

[Jade123]

What is this.

 

[riddleme89]

I don’t like Kate lawler or her parenting at times but her daughter is the same age a Leo and my god she is thriving .
how can they think Leo is ok he looks short limbed and has no emotions at all he still can’t hold his head correctly .
he doesn’t laugh or show emotions when people talk to him or play with him .
he literally just stares and does nothing at all .

 

[riddleme89]

Another basic room to stop in as for the Villa not being ready what he means is they could only afford it for a week. So while they will have wedding stuff to do in the lead up to the big day, who is looking after Fred & Spud or are they just getting dragged along.
As for that story of him & Fred with only boxers on, people who can, please report the twat. He should not be posting that on his Instagram

Can tell they skint . Look at Billie fairest wedding she flew everybody to Maldives and paid accommodation. Jake has nobody to watch the kids yet so he's spending the lead up to his wedding ij a tiny room with all four of them sleeping in it then he's so skint he couldn't afford the villa for two weeks so he's got to pack up and move again to the villa Bet danielle ain't had to do all this before her wedding day tramps

 

[Libbub]

Let's hope Leo has a bad night and keeps up in the villa all night. By the time the wedding actually comes fakey Jakey will be crying into his gummies how tired he is

So QJQ brother passed from cancer (sorry if you hadnt ever heard this!?) and LivvyQ had to witness her young husband pass away and hear fakey harp on about it all the time yet she is sat there smoking fags and vapes?

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Same as Su she lost her husband and her son to cancer and she still puffs away on the fags.

Eeewwww after that kiss I'd get yourself tested for the monkey pox Quickenden.

 

[ChloBo_81]

I can't keep up with you all over the last few days, I have to say I don't think I've laughed as much as i have since they have arrived in Ibiza with everything that's been written here-its like QJQ very own wedding gift to me thankyou Jake, I've been looking forward to the shitshow on insta and then the truthful version on Tattle for ages!!And its been better than expected (particularly after the stag and hens which we all have to admit were a fucking let down and utter disappointment in terms of Tattle content) Thankyou as well fellow Fakeys, we're gathered here together to witness the online shambles of our favourite sellout for richer for poorer and in sickness and in health (or fake sickness in fuckwits case) and as they exchange their last minute cringe inducing vows to be part of each others family, we welcome with open arms even more Tattlers to ours

Best thread on here by a country mile and we are the friendliest too!

Welcome Fakeys old and new and get ready for the wedding of the CENTURY tomorrow starring your very own superstar of stage, screen and Parkdean: YABBA DABBA DOO it's QJQ, who is practically kicking at the closet door after yesterday's antics, and our finest Victoria Beckham knock-off, it's Lady Flaps herself, Mrs QSQ!

What I would give to be at this wedding......let's hope the Fakeys film it all!!

 

[lj1991]

OH EM GEEEEE HE'S PUT HIS BRO UP ON THE GRAM! ALERT ALERT! HE IS REAL!

He’s hot. I bet Jake is fuming that his brother is better looking than him.

 

[mollyann]

Jesus just why take it from me lord f you are not all that and that arse grim

 

[PrincessJeanie]

View attachment 1550307Tomorrow is the wedding from hell.

both looking at Leo surprise surprise. I hope the couple of special people watching down tomorrow weren’t watching you both yesterday and I’ll say it again, you are already married you fuckin dickhead

 

[CrocodileSnap]

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WTF!!! I don’t know if we should be worried for Danielle, Sophie seems obsessed!!
Also when I was bored looking into the timeline, I believe Fake and DF split say in the April and within a few weeks he is with LF!! He was engaged to DF and then straight in with LF.. maybe she was the one he cheated with?

 

[Libbub]

Why are they splitting up for the night? Aren't they already married? Didn't they get married last week or the week before so this is all a load of old bollocks. Just seems all a bit pathetic to me. Yesterday his wife was running round ibiza with her flaps out for the world to see today she's hiding away to walk down the aisle in virginal white to a man she married a week ago already. Wtf??? You couldn't make this shit up.

 

[Vanilla Ice]

Right you load of wankers what bastard has nicked me fucking 6 x pack give em back as I need um for the gram when I show everybody my 2nd lot of nuptials

 

[Jac In The Box]

Spoiler: Vomit warning🤮 May upset some tattlers, caution advised

He actually has the cheek to comment “how bigs my package” Dream on needle dick, it looks more like a vag

 

[ChloBo_81]

Fucking hell, so he's left her to traipse up with the two kids on her own. Meanwhile wank weasle is straight into that shitty embarrassment of a tippy room, top wapped off and doing a video for all his minions to foam at the mouth in excitement at.
Her face when he opens the door. She's fucking fuming and then plasters on a fake smile just to keep up the 'happy couple' appearance.
Fakeys, I think I'm gonna OD on gummies this week. The fucking excitement is bamboozling me already. This is gonna be a shit show to end all shit shows and I'm here for it!

Definitely livid but the fake smile when she sees him filming is hilarious!

So looks like they're at the Nativo Hotel in Santa Eulalia, currently retailing for approx £46 a night. The Parkdean "gigs" money came in handy then! #skintfakeys

 

[calmyourritas]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…. TRAGIC

 

[hardatlurk]

He’s now deleted all his stories with that creep on them their lives really are dictated by what people think of them aren’t they? It’s so fucking sad

 

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[Louanne]

How awkward does everybody look around this table? There's more atmosphere in an autopsy room! I mean Fakey getting matching moon tattoos with that bloke last night? Seriously fucked up. No wonder the Church clan are off-radar. They're probably cringing! Su (at the top of the table) looks absolutely shitfaced. Where's long toe, the older bro?
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I've worked in a mortuary, and without any disrespect, there's a lot more humour and talking in there than at this fiasco!

 

[Whogivesa]

In those videos this morning, he just constantly ignores Freddie, every time Freddie tries to say something, he just blanks him or talks all over the top of him to the point where Fred tries to play down what he can do, just to get some attention off the back of prick face and the floating potato in the pool
Also, imagine going for dinner with your kids and those over-inflated, veiny, manky tits just literally sat there on the table for all to see. She's as repulsive as him. Two fucking bokes

 

[riddleme89]

So far

jake looks a tramp tacky jewellery and ear ring

chris is definitely being paid by the management to get some attention to the wedding !

the wedding board says “ Jake and Sophie “ suppose to be wife first but we all know jakes all me me me

The tacky brother and dad photos attached to his suit looks absolutely tacky and I’d go mad if my husband did that . Having them in a locket under the shirt would have done ffs

The barely even z lister Corrie prozziee has turned up looking like a tart and has only known his two days

sophie has no friends and family at all attending no doubt will show up just for the first hour as I imagine every mother would want to watch daughter get married even if it is to a cunt

 

[Cleopops]

I'm thinking Su's wax may not have been the success she was hoping for...she didn't return for the entire day
Plus how can she say she was doing self care on that day...she doesn't work or do anything other than go shopping, have coffee, sort out her garden and watch endless fucking TV, everyday sounds like a self care day for the lazy cow.
And I guarantee Doph has been the one packing and sorting the wedding stuff, getting the kids ready and dealing with the kids at the airport and on the plane, the least that lazy fuckwad Fake should do is drive the car from the airport and bring the fucking carseat in the room (and it will weigh a ton with Leo asleep in it) she's such an idiot for putting up with the cunt and his selfish behaviour just so she doesn't have to go and get a proper job