Jake Quickenden #31 Lord Farquaad, do you take Quickenden Jake Quickenden to be your awful wedded husband?

[Philimena cunk]

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Sad Manchester pimp outfit....

 

[instashun]

he’s just not normal . He’s getting married today and he’s laid half naked with two blokes on a bed wtf

Erm isn’t that someone else’s hand in his lap? Look at the thumb

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

So he got a 'matching' shit tattoo with his 'mate' Matt last night? WTF? Listen to the tone of his voice in response to Fred asking "is it infected?" More passive aggressiveness coming from Fakey again. He really has no bond at all with Fred. As for Warwick eating straight off the highchair, get him a fucking plate. That is disgusting and a sure way of picking up a stomach bug. Utter thick bastard. Did Fakey eat his breakfast straight off the table? I reckon the wedding will be on Saturday (Fakey's Birthday) as everything has to be about him doesn't it?

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Jake shared the story of the singer they have for today, says she will be posting updates throughout the day.. He seems to have deleted the story though

Did you screenshot or remember the name?

 

[stargirl23]

I’m now in the blocked club badge of honour. Not blocked by LF though.

what did you do

 

[VC10]

They have anybody on there. They once had the bloke who does the voice of the meerkats on .

Fucking hell lolzzzzz desperate

 

[Luvabitagoss]

His mother's face doesn't go with her figure does it? I knew those two from Rhodes would be going!

Who are the rhodes two?

 

[Harjam]

I just googled it, it’s just so THIN!!

i can’t find it - any clues where to see this

 

[Inchhighprivateeye]

This ‘fatal attraction’ discovery tonight has just blown fakey & flappy’s romanticised story of how they met out of the water He loved that she wasn’t famous/a celeb and she didn’t even know who he was Quite clearly she did because she had been following their relationship online through his fiancée You couldn’t make this shit up

What’s their version?

 

[CHERB]

In all fairness, Simon Greenhall who does the meerkats, also played Michael Alan Partridge's friend/stooge

Michael will always be one of my fave characters in anything ever

 

[Eyeofthetiger]

Fakeys I need your help! Whenever I’m trying to upload videos to the wiki it keeps saying they’re not supported That’s why I couldn’t add the video of Fred getting thrown in the pool, it was only screenshots I don’t know what is going wrong @CrazyBaldhead I really want to get the videos from today on there so they’re there for everyone to see (yes fake & LF, I mean you 2) Any advice/help, tips for video apps to try would be greatly appreciated

Maybe link to the tattle comment they are on?

 

[VC10]

Good God.

 

[stargirl23]

Can someone post a pic of Fakey 's bro please

it was on the previous page x

Here page 12

 

[bargainhunt99]

it was on the previous page x

Here page 12

Thanks. I must have missed it somehow

 

[bargainhunt99]

A couple of pages back.


How did you miss the big toe?

Not quite sure now I've seen it

 

[Rosie_and_Jim]

Just watched todays stories so far….

What the fuck does he say at the end of this story?

 

[bargainhunt99]

Can someone post a pic of Fakey 's bro please

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

I do hope they didn't offer Wanky Wayne his favourite meal of bangers & mash after closing! Or in Dophy's case, bangers and flaps! (Just found his thread!l)
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Can you link me I can’t find it anywhere?