Jake Quickenden #29 #justiceforFred

[allenby48]

Why would you not wear your glasses to see your son get married and oh dear please let your friend do your makeup

 

[stargirl23]

Almost time for a new thread, god were flying through these get your suggestions in my fellow fakeys

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

What did Jill Dando do to be dragged into this?

Oh I’m sure he can find some tenuous link somewhere ‘wahhh way dad loved watching crime watch’

 

[Xxcxcc]

bleeping hell just please someone stop this woman who does she think this will be interesting to .Feel sorry for her sometimes but no today Matt take the mirror phone eyeshadow away please and thank you

Omg she looks like David bowie as the goblin king in labyrinth

 

[cazellie]

Right ok,
Well ill keep my mouth shut…
Ive been following silently and after seeing the video’s of poor freddie on holiday thought if finally join in.
Sorry for mentioning that i know the family.
Didnt think it was an issue thought it was just confirming what all your thoughts on him were are correct.
Ill keep quiet
Always thought how funny and friendly everyone was on here…
Dont see how my comments could sway you other than confirming they are a couple of narcissistic cunts but there ya go


Omg dont i was crying

Noooo don’t keep quiet! Please stay and join in we are nice here! And aye the makeup tutorial was dreadful

 

[Lucyxxxx]

Thread title suggestion?

The grooms Quickenden, Jake Quickenden.

I'm sorry but I can't get over that collar it's the 2nd funniest thing I've ever seen on tattle

 

[Xxcxcc]

 

[instashun]

She’s calling this eye shadow natural looking

In a drag bar maybe

(sorry not sorry know that will trigger her but shouldn’t have called Sophie’s mum one)

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

EH HEM... COUGH COUGH.

Hahahahaha sorry Lucy beaut I have OCD

 

[instashun]

Now he's off to his gig at Camber Sands - Pontins. That came up on tiktok recently as the most run down, filthiest of places to take a family on holiday

Pontins on your wedding night. To work. I bet David and Victoria did that too

Looks like a great place to be having a gig haha ha View attachment 1524503

ON. HIS. WEDDING. NIGHT

surely he isn’t that desperate for money

So far we’ve had the honeymoon a week before the wedding, the wedding night the night before the wedding (complete with with two guests) and the actual wedding night in pontins

I literally cannot wait for Ibiza

 

[Sophinch]

Sorry, it had to be done.

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Pontins on your wedding night. To work. I bet David and Victoria did that too


ON. HIS. WEDDING. NIGHT

surely he isn’t that desperate for money

So far we’ve had the honeymoon a week before the wedding, the wedding night the night before the wedding (complete with with two guests) and the actual wedding night in pontins

I literally cannot wait for Ibiza

And we’ve still got the wedding post/reel from today to look forward to as well

 

[Philimena cunk]

If anyone needs a laugh this afternoon nanny qvc is currently doing a wedding make up tutorial

 

[instashun]

And we’ve still got the wedding post/reel from today to look forward to as well

I cannot stop laughing at the fact they’ve got dressed up, got married, gone to some fancy ‘celeb’ bar in town and he’s had to go, sorry, pontins gig in a couple of hours. See you Saturday.


Even Brenda down Tesco would take the day of her wedding off work

Jake will try and spin this as how hardworking he is and the peoples person putting other people first, rather than they completely fucked up the dates and he had no other option

 

[Philimena cunk]

Pontins on your wedding night. To work. I bet David and Victoria did that too


ON. HIS. WEDDING. NIGHT

surely he isn’t that desperate for money

So far we’ve had the honeymoon a week before the wedding, the wedding night the night before the wedding (complete with with two guests) and the actual wedding night in pontins

I literally cannot wait for Ibiza

bleeping hell, Camber Sands...a cross between Cell block H and a Russian Gulag.... classy, Jake, classy....

 

[Libbub]

Pontins camber sands is a tit hole. Omg he's really hit the heights here hasn't he. I'm only along the coast and know that Pontins well. Look at the reviews, you'll see

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

bleeping hell Sue and her glam rock ‘natural’ make up tutorial Jake and going to to biggest grothole of a campsite in the developed world on his wedding night for a ‘gig’
Them thinking initials on Jo Malone is super exclusive ! And what pair of utter wasters get married and leave the kids at home? Where’s his new bride spending the night? Can’t see her playing bingo with the Universal Credit crowd! Bloody hell what a state of affairs ! Just plain weird

 

[Libbub]

Oh and I thought his mother was on a wind up. I mean would she really walk round like that? Wash it off su you look fecking stupid.

 

[Barbie2020]

bleeping hell Pontins for a few quid on your wedding night. If that doesn’t tell you they are skint I don’t know what would.

At least there will be a bigger audience than his David Lloyd gig…

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

bleeping hell Pontins for a few quid on your wedding night. If that doesn’t tell you they are skint I don’t know what would.

At least there will be a bigger audience than his David Lloyd gig…

Yep and more body odour