Jake Quickenden #29 #justiceforFred

[bluecups]

I hate to be the Fakey who asks questions and I always try do my own investigating first and U know its annoying when someone just “pops” back on and asks for a recap… but….I totally missed LF’s “In The Style” thing? would and one mind if I asked what new disaster influencer ad/job this was sorry.

Back in April she did a bridal collection with In The Style, the quality and style of which made Primark look like haute couture. Hardly sold any of it and it ended up in the bargain section within days.
The horrible lace dress with lapels is the one Jake sent to Nanny Su.
LF hasn’t mentioned the collection or ITS since
It was a disaster.

 

[Inchhighprivateeye]

Just watched nanny qvc stories from earlier and she’s gave away they’re having a white party while in Ibiza and her and Matt now have their white dress and suit. How bleeping tacky will this white party be, all you’ll see is the turkey teef

Is she going to be wearing her In The Style Dress

 

[stargirl23]

Is she going to be wearing her In The Style Dress

she called it a “gorgeous white frock” so I hope shes not wearing it as only place that’s suitable for is the skip

 

[calmyourritas]

What’s nanny QVC’s insta again I can’t find her? Have I been blocked?

 

[stargirl23]

What’s nanny QVC’s insta again I can’t find her? Have I been blocked?

orchardlodge_home

 

[Inchhighprivateeye]

she called it a “gorgeous white frock” so I hope shes not wearing it as only place that’s suitable for is the skip

Can’t wait

 

[Whogivesa]

Annie the ******

I wish I could take the credit, but it's some guy from years ago Neg Dupree or something I think he's called. He used to be on a programme called Balls of Steel and he does this character called Annie the ******, if you get a chance look it up, it's hilarious!

“Annie The ******” That’s bloody brilliant

 

[calmyourritas]

orchardlodge_home

Found her bleeping hell who is she even talking to like she’s reading the news?!! “We started watching a new show last night gang” she’s bloody doolally going on about hanging baskets and the wind… she’s tapped

 

[HMC]

Did Fakey or Annie the ******() go on the hen and stag dos that the bride and groom had, as they didn’t go to theirs! Are they literally invited to make up the numbers?

 

[Philimena cunk]

I wish I could take the credit, but it's some guy from years ago Neg Dupree or something I think he's called. He used to be on a programme called Balls of Steel and he does this character called Annie the ******, if you get a chance look it up, it's hilarious!

Negs urban sports...he was awesome

 

[riddleme89]

Did Fakey or Annie the ******() go on the hen and stag dos that the bride and groom had, as they didn’t go to theirs! Are they literally invited to make up the numbers?

He probably invited himself . Same with camilla wedding because they never like or comment on anything jake posts

 

[stargirl23]

Found her bleeping hell who is she even talking to like she’s reading the news?!! “We started watching a new show last night gang” she’s bloody doolally going on about hanging baskets and the wind… she’s tapped

now you can see why he’s not wired right

 

[instashun]

Don’t want to be a Karen but don’t think we should search and definitely not post/message Fred’s other family. They choose to be private so it’s not really fair

just my opinion though. I’m not Jake btw

 

[The Duchess]

Back in April she did a bridal collection with In The Style, the quality and style of which made Primark look like haute couture. Hardly sold any of it and it ended up in the bargain section within days.
The horrible lace dress with lapels is the one Jake sent to Nanny Su.
LF hasn’t mentioned the collection or ITS since
It was a disaster.

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oh my god I have no words
Imagine QVC actually wore this

 

[Animalprint]

Jake is just one huge floating protein fart

 

[The Duchess]

oh my god I have no words
Imagine QVC actually wore this
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@CrazyBaldhead could you put QVC’s head on this please

 

[Xxcxcc]

The two cunts lead the most boring life ever, I'm not even gonna watch anymore as they send me to bleeping sleep with their tit banter and fake happiness. I actually pity them, they lead an absolute tit life, all they do is read tattle, post on Insta and bully Fred , no matter how much they try to prove us wrong it's clear that it's all a fassaud , like jakes hair

 

[bluecups]

Jake stood on the bridge at midnight,
His teefs began to quiver,
He gave a cough,
His wig fell off
And floated down the river

 

[HMC]

It’s all gone quiet on their stories. Awwww did the kids get tired and spoil their fun and they had to head back to the hotel…shame! Maybe take them to something kid friendly tomorrow as so far it’s not very child friendly this trip.

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

@CrazyBaldhead could you put QVC’s head on this please

Hold on. Noted! Completely stoned and watchinh Anthony Joshua V Alexander Usuyck. Hope AJ gets KO'd but it looks fixed beaut!