Jake Quickenden #29 #justiceforFred

[Philimena cunk]

Next thread title right there

How she can think that looks good I’ll never know. They’re a mess

Looks like two kneecaps in a sling ..

 

[Babybail93]

Looks like two kneecaps in a sling ..

Can you imagine how they feel? No chance of her giving a tit wank either, they’re in different postcodes to each other!

 

[Barbie2020]

I was looking on some comments on his Instagram post and there was some type of hair stylist/barber saying see you in Ibiza. Didn’t know whether it was a guest or some specialist who’s going out to sort his wig properly for the big day. If he’s going as a guest I’ve got a feeling he’s just invited loads of randomers. The guy doesn’t follow Sophie.

 

[Cocobaby09]

Jake stood on the bridge at midnight,
His teefs began to quiver,
He gave a cough,
His wig fell off
And floated down the river

I’m in tears

Too good not to share!!! The reels keep popping up on my IG…. That is one awful boulder job

Showed my fiancé and he said “they’re shite tits”

 

[Lalalexie]

Well I have cried

 

[Babybail93]

Well I have cried

Never let go? They’re not even bleeping touching so it actually makes no sense!

 

[Xxcxcc]

Well I have cried

Jakes Winslet and Sophies dicaprio , bleeping planks. Never let go of what, the glue you use for your wig. Looked like one of the worst weddings ever, still think their wedding will Trump it tho. Having a bleeping white party is that a metaphor for the old marching powder

 

[mollyann]

The bolt on’s are back she talking so fast trying to get that ad link in ffs as you can hear the kids shouting in the background.Just why does she feel the need to advertise crap while away she’s becoming more unbearable than him.

 

[ShowMeThe Money]

Oh god panic over, Mr Muscle is back in the gym puffing away like Thomas the Tank. Thank our lucky stars he filmed it as we'd never know.

 

[Philimena cunk]

Well I have cried

Looks like the playground in Chernobyl....

 

[Fat-tits]

That sweat on his tshirt looks questionable, doesn't even have a red face the lying prick

 

[Philimena cunk]

The bolt on’s are back she talking so fast trying to get that ad link in ffs as you can hear the kids shouting in the background.Just why does she feel the need to advertise crap while away she’s becoming more unbearable than him.

Klarna must be due this week....

Looking at those bolt ons, she needs to be called Soapy Titty Wank ...

Oh god panic over, Mr Muscle is back in the gym puffing away like Thomas the Tank. Thank our lucky stars he filmed it as we'd never know.

Oh god panic over, Mr Muscle is back in the gym puffing away like Thomas the Tank. Thank our lucky stars he filmed it as we'd never know.

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Obviously not to Sophie

 

[mollyann]

So a attacked him probably saw the resemblance and thought he found his dad

 

[Philimena cunk]

So a attacked him probably saw the resemblance and thought he found his dad

Roland !...daddy..!
Spudtater will be jealous....

 

[calmyourritas]

Why has he made up some tit story about a rat now it’s not even funny

 

[Philimena cunk]

Why has he made up some tit story about a rat now it’s not even funny

He's desperate for content. He's as funny as a dose of piles...

 

[allenby48]

Why would you stay 2 hours drive from the wedding venue with 2 kids

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Why would you stay 2 hours drive from the wedding venue with 2 kids

Money. The area they got married in is a lot more expensive than where they are stopping. Also more to do for the kids in the area where the wedding was and we know they don’t tend to go for child friendly holidays even on the odd occasion they do take the kids with them

 

[Babybail93]

Why would you stay 2 hours drive from the wedding venue with 2 kids

It was probably a condition of his invite. Had to stay a certain number of miles away. Otherwise he’d be pissing all the other guests off constantly