Jake Quickenden #25 his neck, his back he’s a useless old ball sack

[CrazyBaldhead]

With her ali express designer shoes

Long Live Ali Express!

 

[mousey]

‘Sophie’s bridal shower’. Is she American now?!

That tombstone is the same size and shape as one of Jake’s teeth

 

[gagzi]

At a funeral TOMORROW, you mean yesterday you illiterate bleep

I was just coming to say the exact same thing. bleeping moron isn't he!

 

[riddleme89]

That skirts tit quality the threading coming undone at bottom

 

[Katewinsletsknee]

‘Sophie’s bridal shower’. Is she American now?!

When your friend who spends too much time on Pinterest & hobby craft offers to decorate the hen do (I’m northern, duck off - shower) after she sent pictures of the Kardashian’s parties & google images of influencer parties - but the decoration budget was £25.

Can’t wait to see the spread the other mate did with her £25 budget (EDIT : it’s Iceland & it had to include the macrons she heard they sell - which is £4 of the budget)

Drinks - bring your own & Soph will provide ice, the bucket & cut up oranges slices to make it fancy.

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

A perfect night for The Micro Penis Hunt! 🤏

 

[Twinkal86]

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Pahaha!!

Pin the Micro condom on the micro dick should DEFINITELY be a game the hens make her play tonight!!

 

[Elle_Gee]

These pictures are brilliant!!

 

[riddleme89]

She so boring
come on Soph get the blow up cocks out and jäger bombs

 

[Twinkal86]

 

[gagzi]

That skirts tit quality the threading coming undone at bottom

That's good old Ali Expeess for ya!

 

[ChloBo_81]

These tombstone pics are making me howl

When your friend who spends too much time on Pinterest & hobby craft offers to decorate the hen do (I’m northern, duck off - shower) after she sent pictures of the Kardashian’s parties & google images of influencer parties - but the decoration budget was £25.

Can’t wait to see the spread the other mate did with her £25 budget (EDIT : it’s Iceland & it had to include the macrons she heard they sell - which is £4 of the budget)

Drinks - bring your own & Soph will provide ice, the bucket & cut up oranges slices to make it fancy.

You are spot on! Clearly couldn't any #ad #spon party planners in time

 

[instashun]

‘Sophie’s bridal shower’. Is she American now?!

Looks like a grave memorial

 

[Joon]

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I am done in with this ..

 

[stargirl23]

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I shouldn’t be allowed on tattle after I’ve had some Prosecco bloody hell I’m crying at this best edit yet

 

[Twinkal86]

I shouldn’t be allowed on tattle after I’ve had some Prosecco bloody hell I’m crying at this best edit yet

I'll take that stargirl

So is it me or was the mykynos hen doo purely for IG "content" and ali express promotion with friends who wanted 3 nights away and her "home hen doo" is with friends that couldn't afford mykynos that know her best and are actually having a great crack for her?

 

[Jac In The Box]

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Omfg! Howling You should have defo been her party planner, you’ve even made it rhyme

 

[Emba]

Good work! Why has Darren Day just posted to say that Jake is leaving footloose ? Has he been sacked ???

 

[Twinkal86]

Omfg! Howling You should have defo been her party planner, you’ve even made it rhyme

The hen doo's I've been on over the last 10 years have been a blast, dophs however seem miserable as sin

 

[ChloBo_81]

These tombstone pics are making me howl


You are spot on! Clearly couldn't any #ad #spon party planners in time

Oh my God she actually has had "professionals" to do the tombstone!