He must be so draining to be around, it's almost impossible to have a tit time in Dublin. It's one of my favourite cities to have a pub crawl, I've even been alone and just socialised with strangers and had a brilliant time. For them to all look pissed off is a reflection on him. Instead of piss-arsing about with footy and zorba balls (clearly his ideas) they'd have been better off just going to a pub at lunchtime. Few pints, games of pool and they'd have probably had a better day and bonded better. There's nothing worse than "forced fun" - here, get inside a zorba ball and we'll all piss ourselves laughing at how bleeping hilarious it is. No.
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"Ooh friends - stag do friends. Best friends forever and ever!" This tit is too funny! 
Jake you absolute sad ugly bleep. He’s introducing us tattlers to all his paid friends and two of them were his little brothers best mates and he has dragged them along hahahahahahhaha you sad sad bastard. Enjoy ya stag talking about your dead brother and reading tattle life. bleeping brilliant jake, what a laugh I have had seeing you try to validate who’s at your stag. Go have another line and face time little Warwick/Gollum and scare him with your humongous teeth and even bigger wrinkles you sad sad man. Still laughing at him introducing and trying to say they are his mates. A bleeping photographer a random gadgie and his dead brothers mates
Who's doing the new thread? I don't think Jac's online and she usually does them.
I'm just waiting for Michael Aspel to appear with his big Red Book of Fakey's Stag Do stand-ins!! Best friends forever and ever!!!
Poor Sophie doesn’t have time for her hobbies any more! I might have to stop watching her stories for a bit, she makes me so mad. “Anyone in this industry have a PA?” YOU DON’T WORK IN AN INDUSTRY, YOU FLOG TAT ON INSTAGRAM YOU STUPID bleep. I’m sure if the rest of us can get by without a PA when we work full time alongside raising our kids, then she can manage sat on her lazy entitled arse doing absolutely nothing apart from scrolling through her phone. Once more for the people in the back, Sophie you are a bleep. Get in the real world.
The only Michael aspel show he would be getting on is strange but trueI'm just waiting for Michael Aspel to appear with his big Red Book of Fakey's Stag Do stand-ins!! Best friends forever and ever!!!
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now I can’t get the this is your life them out of my head. Can you imagine him on this is your life with his wig and pearl earring hahahaha
I completely get why some 30 year olds don’t have many friends. BUT this is someone who should have made lifelong friends in the work he’s done, nobody can even be assed going on his stag do
I would usually say I’m baffled as to why his own brother hasn’t gone, or sophies Dad and Brother like we know they exist.. OH it’s cos nobody wants to spend a weekend with him 
that must hurt…! Literally scraping the barrel for people to go on your stag do, ones fucked off home early on the first £19.99 Ryanair flight they could find cos it’s B O R I N G as hell! Imagine.
I would usually say I’m baffled as to why his own brother hasn’t gone, or sophies Dad and Brother like we know they exist.. OH it’s cos nobody wants to spend a weekend with him that must hurt…! Literally scraping the barrel for people to go on your stag do, ones fucked off home early on the first £19.99 Ryanair flight they could find cos it’s B O R I N G as hell! Imagine.Yet they are talking about a third baby? They are both a joke
I genuinely can’t cope
the ones that did turn up hardly know him
His own brother didn’t attend
Chris Hughes gave it a huge miss and marcel ( because they only speak to him when it’s the management making them )
A long lost cousin he’s only just started following
One has fucked off home already
He went home in bed before 12 and his stags stayed out having fun
He wore a outfit he clearly got himself and the stags looked at him like WTF you doing
And he’s spent the whole stag on tattle
tragic mate and to top it off he’s now a fairy god mother in panto
the ones that did turn up hardly know him
His own brother didn’t attend
Chris Hughes gave it a huge miss and marcel ( because they only speak to him when it’s the management making them )
A long lost cousin he’s only just started following
One has fucked off home already
He went home in bed before 12 and his stags stayed out having fun
He wore a outfit he clearly got himself and the stags looked at him like WTF you doing
And he’s spent the whole stag on tattle
tragic mate and to top it off he’s now a fairy god mother in panto
Didn’t he call Marcel his best friend at one point? 
Doesn't his brother work on the steelworks? He used to. You could get time off or a swap easy with notice. Normally you only need a weeks notice for holidays thereThe latest photo, 2 people who “would drop anything to celebrate” yet his own brother would rather work
Accord to Jake everybody is his “ mate “ yet no bleep likes himDidn’t he call Marcel his best friend at one point?
I mean he has done some tv work and you would think he would make friends along the way but my god it’s very telling when nobody has turned up to his stag or should I say he has no mates to turn up at his stag I actually feel sorry for him but part of me thinks well he can’t see just how tragic his life is and how beggy and irrelevant he really is that nobody can be arsed with him .I do feel bad for him. I think he's actually really unhappy and acts a twit to mask it. To be fair he's had a lot of grief, but so have many others, it seems a shame, I've not read all the posts but he seemed to be quite liked at the beginning and it's all jusy gone downhill for him, and the more he acts a twit the more it spirals and he can't pull it back
His tit, fulness stag reminds me of Miche's hen night in People Just Do Nothing
Jake Brent at the breakfast table tomorrow morning
It just looks so bleeping boring! It’s fine to not be a big drinker but why on earth go on a stag to Dublin for two nights if that’s the case?
There’s about 4 guys there who he hasn’t told us about so I assume they are the friends of friends. Jake is the one filming everyone and they look like they cba with him. Surely if it was all mates and family who loved him they’d film stuff for him so he had a few memories! They obviously haven’t done anything like book him a bar or club, he’s done it all himself.
Im still not over him buying himself a cheerleader outfit
There’s about 4 guys there who he hasn’t told us about so I assume they are the friends of friends. Jake is the one filming everyone and they look like they cba with him. Surely if it was all mates and family who loved him they’d film stuff for him so he had a few memories! They obviously haven’t done anything like book him a bar or club, he’s done it all himself.
Im still not over him buying himself a cheerleader outfit
He’s had grief but so has everyone including his own mother and brother.
he was liked because he took the piss out of people advertising any old tit and then he started doing it himself
he tells lie after lie. Has sold his son and posted the pictures that he knew would get a reaction.
basically, he seemed okay and then sold his soul (and everything he took the piss out off) for a bit of insta fame
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