Jake Quickenden #25 his neck, his back he’s a useless old ball sack

[Cocobaby09]

Wasn’t that Ross fella on Ex On the Beach? Seem to remember he was an arrogant turd on that. How’s he managed to bag Danielle?

He banged Vicky Pattinson after 3 days, and she was calling Chloe Goodman a slag.

 

[riddleme89]

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Odds on him asking her to bring one of those masks home to wear in bed? We all know how much he loves himself.

No doubt it was his idea

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Talk about Beggy Mitchell. They're storage boxes. Google them ffs. You spend your whole life on your phone anyway! She's honestly as bad as he is. She's beyond repulsive. Perfect couple.

 

[Joon]

An all-time new low. I hope the Irish boys beat seven shades out of the pussy!


Christ, Warwick is SO vacant looking!

Always has been, always will be... ....x

 

[The Duchess]

And robbed one of the shoes … not both, just one

who who rob them shoes

(I dont know much about Sophie only that Eyal fella pied her and she was pretty on that show but the pictures now with the chin OMFG!! shes turning very masculine ,but thats what happens when you mess around with the chin and jaw area I think)

(Thank you @CrazyBaldhead for directing me to Fake hes more entertaining than Marcus Mitchell lol)

 

[instashun]

Russell Kane has nailed the twats!

I had to laugh at this comment

Now to hope someone mentions Mrs 'eyefucking' Hinch

I doubt Flakey even comes on to Russell Kanes radar. Can’t wait for this tattoo today

 

[Nixxs]

Thanks you for explaining.

Do you have a smart pug though?

 

[riddleme89]

How the fuck can you cut your hand open on a candle and more importantly, why was the candle in a young child's reach in the first place?

It was them metal Outdoor candle holders with glass . Clearly they wasn’t watching him

 

[spambuca]

This is the man who self proclaims he’s got THICK SKIN. I’ve seen sausage skin that’s thicker

maybe if he blocks you it takes away your vote so he can try and say to gogglebox that everyone voted yes? No idea how it works

Oh same. You must be the other one . Why put a yes/no poll

 

[PrincessJeanie]

I think he does this kind of poll to deliberately go through the people who said no and block them, its an easy way for him to find his "trolls" there's no other reason for him to do it

And also it helps towards his engagement rate which is still in free fall

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Hi Lord F. You can keep your middle finger to yourself. We don't know where it's been!

 

[Ihateit]

Her pics. Wow!

I never really cared for her before this thread but the more I follow her the more I think she hugely upgraded and oh my god she/they are classy as hell.

Fashion ✅️
Class ✅️
Family life ✅️
Desperate beggy cunts posting constant reels and faking accents ❌️ ❌️ ❌️

Congrats D & R! Now back to the boring and predictable shite that comes from dumb and dumber

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If anyone ever watched ex on the beach you’ll know she just swapped one knob for another with Ross.

 

[stargirl23]

Well done on the new thread and well done to the thread maker

thank you, glad I didn’t break tattle

 

[Philimena cunk]

The comments he's so irrelevant

Pat Butcher..

Come on, own up, which one of you commented "chicken nugget boi"
There's Tattlers on those comments without a doubt!!

I wish..but I'm banned off the sidebar of shame....

 

[stargirl23]

New thread

Jake Quickenden #26 in his head he's Aston Kutcher. Wearing jewellery like that he's more Pat Butcher!

Well done to @CrazyBaldhead for the winning thread suggestion with 43 likes. I had to share the amazing poem our @bluecups wrote for fakey, it’s brilliant 😂 Jake is being far too dull, this is very disappointing. I have written a prayer in this time of need, I hope it reaches him. Let us pray...

tattle.life

mods please close this one

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

When you have to do a pretentious post ike this, displaying another knock-off, because your life is a complete sham! Seriously, get a proper job. You'll need the income soon Lord F!

Can’t seem to find that account



He’s trying to copy Sam Thompson sams actually funny with love island and his magnums, and doesn’t have to put on how good the ice cream is or fake it. He just eats it. He does it so well to the point that magnums themselves gifted him some. Give up Fakey fab aint gunna gift you

He's a: -
Fucking
Annoying
Bitch!

 

[instashun]

What a shallow lot of cunts these ‘influencers’ are. For the event being held to actually advertise a fast food chain is diabolical. Surely they should have been using a mental health charity not fucking McDonalds. For someone that continually moans about his mental health he should feel embarrassed what he is promoting there today

Maybe McDonald’s sponsored it and paid for the venue, set up etc?

it’s definitely tied in with influencers advertising though because loads of them have been advertising the new app the last week

 

[stargirl23]

Most people are probably at truck fest as it’s been on all weekend, it’s near where I live which is 15 mins on the train from reading

 

[Twinkal86]

He'll be sad they're not there but what's the betting his brother who is alive won't be there!

Not unless nanny qvc pays for him to go, otherwise I can't see a brother (whose actually alive) he never ever mentions or wishes happy birthday too would Voluntarily go to Dublin.

Wonder how many of his crazy stalker sheep have booked to go to Dublin this weekend in the hopes of running into him

 

[riddleme89]

Hilarious nobody likes him