CrazyBaldhead
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Check out 'WarAgaInstagrammers'. They're brilliant at keeping dirty deletes!The video of them taking the mick out of Jakes Q&As has been taken down
She's so pretentious it will be Church-Quickenden the complete 'beard'!
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Sophinch
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Thought she was doing her online Tesco orderDophs done her 5 mins worth of play ground filming for her next reel so she might as well sit in the park and edit the video whilst dad of the year takes over
Also, she's looks rather over dressed to say they've gone for an hour at the park. Queue slow mo reels in black and white with some pathetic accoustic song playing. Upload due in the next 20mins of course gotta get that 7pm deadline in
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Twinkal86
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Let's not forgetting watching the euros (if we get through tonight) in the most English pub they can find whilst all on their come down sat rattling waiting to head to the airport.
Haaaaaaa, just messaged my mate up north about whose he's just started following on IG and the latest bloke is someone she knows and she's mate with who she thought JQ was following already.
She's just said she reckons that lad is going on his stag doo So why wouldn't he have been following him before now?
Haaaaaaa, just messaged my mate up north about whose he's just started following on IG and the latest bloke is someone she knows and she's mate with who she thought JQ was following already.
She's just said she reckons that lad is going on his stag doo So why wouldn't he have been following him before now?
CrazyBaldhead
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In one of our previous threads I swear The Inbetweeners was referred to but it was the reference to Jay having "friends".
Nixxs
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Brilliant recapRecap:
Another thread finished, which involved multiple events whereby Fakey has been creating ailments regarding his back and hip yet again, missed shows and went to another failed audition and didn't get the job as he "was too young" for the part!
We have still had to endure yet more "topless" posing and eyefucking the camera - even in the middle of central London, more "father of the year" posts and sadly, more grief posts about his brother.
He went to a physio who basically said it was "all in his head" but unfortunately for him, he was filming it at the time, and gave Tattle a hilarious receipt!
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He soon turned the camera off after that and the look on his face said it all! Absolutely classic!
He then went on to have a second opinion with another physio who had x-ray vision and diagnosed that he had a "bruised bone". What a gifted woman she was! He was clearly suffering so much we then saw him laying down with an oxygen mask on but still filming and eyefucking himself!
We had another pathetic reel aimed at Tattle which really was CRINGE bro yano! Hi JakeMost of us don't sit in front of a laptop everyday stuffing crisps and chocolate and talking in an American accent you dick! We have much more enriched lives than you ever will mate!
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Being the warrior that he truly is, he stayed at Su's to "wind her up" again and filmed a reel of himself bouncing up and down on her bed! It was truly a miracle. All ailments completely vanishing. Amen and Praise Be!
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There were then a series of passive aggressive stories where he had clearly been reading on here and decided to address the steroids and his micro penis. He tried to mask his anger with humour but it really didn't work and just showed everybody how much of an angry little manchild he truly is!
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He managed to grace the rest of the cast with his presence for his final four shows (but didn't even manage that). He then went for a meal in Edinburgh where most of the cast looked awkward but he couldn't help having a slimey, hateful dig whilst wearing his Ali Express finest shirt at the table in front of them all......
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Bets are now being placed that the whole cast will be celebrating his long awaited exit from the show. Hip hip hooray (pun intended) lol.
Today he is attending his cousin's funeral and although he announced yesterday he is having a break from social media, he is still very much present and even had the disrespect to post this message this morning. He hadn't bothered with his cousin for years and years, even when he was battling cancer, and you are right Fakey - you can't get back time. It's a shame you couldn't be bothered to GIVE your warrior of a cousin some of your time when he was alive and give him much needed support .... RIP.
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Now the begging for Gogglebox has started for him and Su to appear. God forbid! Hopefully Channel 4 already know that these imbeciles have the personalities of two slugs and most people don't know who the hell they are anyway! Stop trying to be like Rylan and his mum. You haven't a hope in hell. They are absolutely brilliant in it!
The stag do is nigh. We all hope it's more fun-packed than Doph's.Doph has started up her fashion reels again. Don't bother love. Nobody cares. Just STOP!!!!! There's more personality in a wooden spoon you man-jawed wannabe.
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Let's see what job offers he gets in this new thread. He has, after all, got all the weddings and honeymoons to pay for.... Those credit card statements must be eyewatering!
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CrazyBaldhead
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He's looking more like Fagin (Oliver Twist) every day! I bet he's "picked a packet or two". Toot Toot!!!
Flackstock was a complete shitfest then? What a sold-out event? (tickets still very much on sale). I've seen more people in the queues at my local Asda than there! It looks like rain too Fakey. Watch out for your wig glue!
Flackstock was a complete shitfest then? What a sold-out event? (tickets still very much on sale). I've seen more people in the queues at my local Asda than there! It looks like rain too Fakey. Watch out for your wig glue!
PrincessJeanie
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Sad person that put this on Twitter 
Guess the even sadder person who is the only one that’s liked it
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Glitterbelle
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See Kate Lawler's husband. Pretty much as useless qs JQHe’s out with his z lister mates today and then it’s only 2 days til he goes off on his stag, yet again leaving the family. Then I reckon their adult only trip to Santorini must be in the next couple of weeks. He carries on like the most hands on wonderful father in the world, where in reality he spends very little time with Leo. I’ve never known a grown man (debatable for the way he acts I know) not be capable of looking after their own child by themselves. He really is fucking useless
Poor cast thought they’d got a year off his shit
BettyCrockerr
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Is she sitting there in her bra?Talk about Beggy Mitchell. They're storage boxes. Google them ffs. You spend your whole life on your phone anyway! She's honestly as bad as he is. She's beyond repulsive. Perfect couple.
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Also - she doesn’t suit her hair highlighted like that. She looks better as a brunette
It was that video he did with his mum about his stag do. If you Google his name it was on the first page. Comments are scathing
You will be. He’s probably had to put his phone down for fifteen minutes for the serviceI haven’t yet and I’m in the 2%
stargirl23
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That pictureLooks like a fucking tomb stone. I'm gonna have fun with this!
Thank you!I couldn't ignore those Daily Mail comments today about Pat Butcher. Brilliant!
Bollocks. Can't edit. * "Ashton" rather!!! Whoops!
That's much better!!!!
Nixxs
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I thought you said shag then not stag haha. Maybe he will!
Frosty knickers
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Oh hello Leo. Looking very angry there isn't heWhen he mentioned Lord of the Rings!
BettyCrockerr
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Wow totally straight…..!!!What a prize prat and just why lol he’s the gift that keeps giving but not in a good wayhe’s on the slippery slope to disappearing into z lister black hole and panto his calling now beggy bastard will never get decent work
Glitterbelle
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In all fairness the second one seems to have some sort of LD so they get a passI genuinely worry about people this sad
jackickisadick
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what a dopey looking little twonk
CrazyBaldhead
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She needs to lay off the Peruvian. Lip-smacking twat. Off thread topic but just watched Charlotte Dawsy on TikTok Live. OMFG! Off her nut! She needs help!
Can't wait for the Stag. I hope he upsets somebody and gets a good punching!