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Haha Gaston is actually the perfect role for that nob jockey! He definitely didn’t have to “act” much to fulfil that partLol
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I love the write up under the second photo. How very apt!
He was fine when he was sitting outside etc, I think he is making all this up to have something wrong with him so if anyone criticises his performance he can say he’s just been on antibiotics for tonsillitis, not fully recovered etc.. he knows he’s got lucky to be in footloose. If I was casting for another performance you would take one look at his Instagram and you’d find someone else. When will he learn less is more? Nobody has time to look through his 500 stories a day. He is so obsessed with social media it’s scary.
Who is she trying to kid with all the aff links 
Also why would anyone ask about her hair & beauty products? She looks like tit recently. Yet another excuse to do another load of aff links today. She’s as transparent as Jakey boy. Talking about him, surprise surprise back at work for 2 days and he’s sick again. Be interesting to see if all his illnesses miraculously disappear when he’s on his stag, weddings and honeymoons. He spends his life begging for work (well reality shows) but seriously who’s going to employ a nobody who is always bleating on about being sick all the time 
Also why would anyone ask about her hair & beauty products? She looks like tit recently. Yet another excuse to do another load of aff links today. She’s as transparent as Jakey boy. Talking about him, surprise surprise back at work for 2 days and he’s sick again. Be interesting to see if all his illnesses miraculously disappear when he’s on his stag, weddings and honeymoons. He spends his life begging for work (well reality shows) but seriously who’s going to employ a nobody who is always bleating on about being sick all the time So yesterday we had him boxing sat in the rain dancing to Madonna showing us all his little meat veg,doing yoga putting Sophie on his Instagram with that stupid filter and at least 30 other clips threw out the day .Put your phone away take stock of the fact you are a grown man with a serious addiction.I doubt he’s 
just why is disturbing 
just why is disturbing So he's either on a comedown or wanting to pull a sickie. Same every week. It doesn't help that he was out two days after supposedly having antibiotics. Walks around naked all day. Lays outside intherain. Shouts constantly in his sons face etc. Honestly tho I don't think he is even bad. Footloose must be sick of him. He has his usual weekly video up of him proposing. Enjoy refreshing tattle all morning. Muchhausens Jake
Them seven seas aren't working for you bro
Them seven seas aren't working for you bro
Sick again bro are ya? We didn't see this coming .... Oh wait....? Bellend.
bleeping hell the proposal video yet again 
he has done 9 posts on this now (yes sadly I’ve just counted them ) can you imagine how many videos/posts he’s going to do of the actual wedding . He’s so sick but still well enough to post the same old content just to try and up his engagement rate. Considering he spends so much time on Insta, you’d think he’d understand the concept that people don’t want to see the same boring tit over and over again. I don’t know anyone else who has to do a grid post and loads of stories every day. Jakey you need to realise that sometimes less is more 
he has done 9 posts on this now (yes sadly I’ve just counted them ) can you imagine how many videos/posts he’s going to do of the actual wedding . He’s so sick but still well enough to post the same old content just to try and up his engagement rate. Considering he spends so much time on Insta, you’d think he’d understand the concept that people don’t want to see the same boring tit over and over again. I don’t know anyone else who has to do a grid post and loads of stories every day. Jakey you need to realise that sometimes less is more Yet can post all morning he needs to duck off is draining imagine living with himSick again bro are ya? We didn't see this coming .... Oh wait....? Bellend.
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Be the grief story next let’s hope he does not use bowel babe like he did Tom for content that post still pisses me off 
Don’t go giving him ideasYet can post all morning he needs to duck off is draining imagine living with him
If he uses BB as an excuse to bring up his dad and brother yet again, I’ll be getting blocked on my partners account as well 
The two of them have definitely either been researching about social media engagement or been speaking to someone in that industry about it. Suddenly they are doing more reels, q&as, asking for advice and the amount of hashtags they have started putting put on their grid posts is ridiculous. I’m just surprised they’ve not been told that repeating the same content again and again will not help them
Already today we’ve had him posting his proposal and being sick again and her posting Leo’s breakfast all before 9am. Different day same crappy content
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at least he won't be posting anything with him talking today thank god. He goes on like he is the star of footloose when infact he isn't . Willard isn't the main character. He won't let his insta say that tho will he. Let's see how long he lasts off insta. He will be getting withdrawal symptoms by dinnertime
Well it’s not workingThe two of them have definitely either been researching about social media engagement or been speaking to someone in that industry about it. Suddenly they are doing more reels, q&as, asking for advice and the amount of hashtags they have started putting put on their grid posts is ridiculous. I’m just surprised they’ve not been told that repeating the same content again and again will not help them
She posted that reel of Leo with the hashtags and still only 1000 likes and 18 comments in 3hrs. His 500th reel of his proposal, 2000 likes and 30 comments. Almost like no one gives a duck isnt it?!
never known any doctors to give two weeks antibiotics for tonsillitis so he’s a liarWhat a surprise. Back at work and he’s ‘sick’
also if the bleep didn’t stop taking them after two days and go on the piss with Sophie and eating hard to swallow foods maybe he wouldn’t have this problem . He’s work shy and lazy nothing wrong with him and if it is it’s his own fault for not taking his bleeping medication properly he’s a joke !!!
Oh god here we go again …… running commentary on his throat always sick when he is at work 
Sophie’s cheap tacky wedding shite edit looks to be a bit of a flop
it’s all in the sale I mean a girl at work was looking at ITS atheist other day and was like “ whomps Sophie church ??? “
always sick when he is at work Sophie’s cheap tacky wedding shite edit looks to be a bit of a flop
it’s all in the sale I mean a girl at work was looking at ITS atheist other day and was like “ whomps Sophie church ??? “
The only thing you've got is workshyitis.What a surprise. Back at work and he’s ‘sick’
Possibly glandular fever now Guaranteed whatever it is, he’ll be fine by Sunday for his starring role at the Baby Show I just don’t understand why he thinks complete strangers want to hear all about his ‘illnesses’ every day of the week. Oh sorry not every day just the days he’s supposed to be ‘working’. More to the point I really don’t know how he has any genuine followers left. He’s just a boring, thirsty, attention seeking, desperate, narcisstic wannabe 
Guaranteed whatever it is, he’ll be fine by Sunday for his starring role at the Baby Show I just don’t understand why he thinks complete strangers want to hear all about his ‘illnesses’ every day of the week. Oh sorry not every day just the days he’s supposed to be ‘working’. More to the point I really don’t know how he has any genuine followers left. He’s just a boring, thirsty, attention seeking, desperate, narcisstic wannabe duck all wrong with this bleep , he just wants to be a famous influencer...boak...
Be honest, I don't think his family would be interested, unless it was plague or EbolaPossibly glandular fever now
We know where her son gets his attention seeking frombleeping hell please no can’t take much more and now tagging her outfit
Again sharing that video of Sophie obviously trying to get more views and likes. I reckon it’s the constant begging and fretting about his engagement rates that is making this idiot ill - Status