Maximum kudos for the old school insult....I haven't heard that for years ahahahaI'd have more fun sitting on me finger.....
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He's as popular as a fart in a spacesuit....Has got no mates so wonβt have occasion to have a ciggy lol .His cast members avoid him like the plague
They both look tit! I wouldn't bother wearing either!Is this not the same dress from the hen edit?? Because apparently the person wearing this says its from the new lorna luxe collection?!?!
"I've done 100 shows, ten weeks to go then its my stag do. Then hopefully I will get another new show after my wedding and the holidays and the expense of the wedding and the honeymoons! " I have my crystal ball out Fakey. You are going to end up skint as duck and jobless 'bro'! A champagne lifestyle on lemonade money! All that stress will make your hair fall out. Oh wait .... It's glued on!
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He's talking to us there . Everything he said is aimed at us. He is trying to pretend that he doesn't care that he has been knocked back for jobs and that he might get this one, but who knows. Jake even if you do it's another panto. You aren't gonna get any higher and your insta will dwindle too. Time to face facts. Ya fucked. Ya past it. Just do ya panto and shut up
His pupils look huge in those stories 
The manic, unreliable way he behaves will eventually make him unemployable in the entertainment industry.
Aldi are taking on, mate ..
Just realised also that he isn't gonna be working till after Xmas from what he says. God help us, he is gonna be insufferable . Defo been manic today. Must be on the sesh
On the sesh again . He calls it hayfeverHis pupils look huge in those stories
Funny he called z listers and now heβs further bellow them
adverts for savers and sevens seas ffs
canβt get worst . Knocked back for jobs because nobody wants him heβs irrelevant.
I was laughing before a video of him in savers popped up he was filming himself nobody recognised him heβs so irrelevant. He was on the high street busy aswell not one person looked at him or acknowledged him
adverts for savers and sevens seas ffs
canβt get worst . Knocked back for jobs because nobody wants him heβs irrelevant.
I was laughing before a video of him in savers popped up he was filming himself nobody recognised him heβs so irrelevant. He was on the high street busy aswell not one person looked at him or acknowledged him
He'll be doing ads on daytime ITV2 for Stannah stair lifts in between repeats of classic Corrie and Heartbeat....Funny he called z listers and now heβs further bellow them
adverts for savers and sevens seas ffs
canβt get worst . Knocked back for jobs because nobody wants him heβs irrelevant.
I was laughing before a video of him in savers popped up he was filming himself nobody recognised him heβs so irrelevant. He was on the high street busy aswell not one person looked at him or acknowledged him
Lol
I love the write up under the second photo. How very apt!
I love the write up under the second photo. How very apt!
Itβs obviously because itβs quiet if theyβre doing a deal and heβs advertising said deal
He always adds 2 or 3 hotels for each place heβs going to, no doubt messages them all to see whoβll give him the best deal Bragging bleep! The rest of the cast are quite happy to share in an air b&b but not this bleep, he has to show off
to be fair I buy Fendi and high end brands Iβve spent Β£390 on a jumper Iβm only in A average paid job I do save a lot though unlike these pair . She probably gets them gifted . When Leo was born she was given lots designer baby clothes she never even put them on him no doubt she sold them .So Sophie doing her link tit clicked on and her top was Β£175 from Harrods my god these two are going to come down to earth with a enormous bump.Such snobbish flash idiots as the saying goes all fur coat no knickers
Difference is I bet you work hard so you can treat yourself
These cunts beg for clothes, food, nappies & everything else, no wonder she can buy all this designer gear while her poor baby boy is cutting about in Ali express & shein so his mum can link to it
Iβve never known anything like it. He is SO manic, he just is bizarre. Heβs mid thirties and heβs doing all this. WHY does he have to film himself doing his whole day? All this fakery meditating etc itβs just for show, next he will be telling us heβs booking into a meditation retreat in the bleeping Himalayas!!! That he will beg for to be gifted. Imagine him with no phone service on a meditation retreat or something
Once you go down the route of advertising and selling purely anything then you run the risk to lowering your chances of a decent role, is he slow? Surely he knew the risk?Funny he called z listers and now heβs further bellow them
adverts for savers and sevens seas ffs
canβt get worst . Knocked back for jobs because nobody wants him heβs irrelevant.
I was laughing before a video of him in savers popped up he was filming himself nobody recognised him heβs so irrelevant. He was on the high street busy aswell not one person looked at him or acknowledged him
I think heβs become desperate . He buys followers none stop heβs manic . Films all day himself on his own itβs weird
OMG..that bleeping pic of him on the poster. His syrup is laying on top of his head like a dead hedgehog...Lol
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I love the write up under the second photo. How very apt!
Imagine him on a silent retreat. He'd have a breakdown in the first hour ....Iβve never known anything like it. He is SO manic, he just is bizarre. Heβs mid thirties and heβs doing all this. WHY does he have to film himself doing his whole day? All this fakery meditating etc itβs just for show, next he will be telling us heβs booking into a meditation retreat in the bleeping Himalayas!!! That he will beg for to be gifted. Imagine him with no phone service on a meditation retreat or something
Heβs in the gym and clearly just finished a work out as heβs out of breathβ¦..why the duck is he banging on about people giving advice over Insta messages? I agree with someone who said earlier - he is so obsessed with social media he thinks of any old random tit to say just so he can pick up his phone and film himself and post it to his story. Thereβs something very wrong with him, I have never ever come across anyone who is as obsessed with Instagram as he is.
Also he is ugly as duck. His haggered face, those bleeping comedy teeth, those repulsive tattoos and that glued on hair make me wanna gip
Also he is ugly as duck. His haggered face, those bleeping comedy teeth, those repulsive tattoos and that glued on hair make me wanna gip
Acting like heβs been anywhere near Monaco. Grubby looking bellend.
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