Can’t understand why he’s always naked
The more desperate he gets the more awful looking he gets. He looks like he doesn’t get any sleep as he stays up plotting to revive his ‘career’. All that gym and his body still ain’t all that. He might as well start covering up.One word….. DESPERATION
That is all I see on all of their pagesFakey with his fake illnesses, Lord Farquaad with her aff links and soapy su with her ootd
They have zero content
Anyone who follows them & tells them how amazing they are must lead really boring lives. I’m at the stage that I don’t want to put myself through it even for the bants
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It’s actually embarrassing how transparent he is. Desperately trying to anything to up his engagement. He struggles doing the shows cos while he’s performing, he can’t be checking his insta
I hope he’s never, ever cast in Joseph. One of my favourite musicals and I’d refuse to see him in it!His reply you never know haha in your dreams.Maybe they have a gym nearby needing someone to empty the room in secondsView attachment 1261267
He really is creepy.The cast loads of young women and that bleeping tit stood topless just whyDoes Sophie not cringe at his over inflated ego that he thinks for some reason he’s all that
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“I need more antibiotics I usually get two weeks !! Got more antibiotics but I don’t really wanna take them” what the duck??So he's either on a comedown or wanting to pull a sickie. Same every week. It doesn't help that he was out two days after supposedly having antibiotics. Walks around naked all day. Lays outside intherain. Shouts constantly in his sons face etc. Honestly tho I don't think he is even bad. Footloose must be sick of him. He has his usual weekly video up of him proposing. Enjoy refreshing tattle all morning. Muchhausens Jake
Them seven seas aren't working for you bro
You missed off peace and love lolMost people
hi Jake sorry I’m not kind and don’t stroke your EGO . I just think your a lazy boring irrelevant bleep I just read this thread for the jokes and bantz and to laugh at how tragic and manic you are …l
Well I wish it would fuckin crash!!He’s like a rollercoaster…he’s up, hyper and high then down, after sympathy, ill.
Change the story Fakey
He's starting to remind me of that other bellend Marcus Mitchell.
So does ITS actually stand for In The Sale?! Her edit needs to be ITB... In The Bin.
Translation , I actually have no human friends that I can talk to, so please like me and validate me Instagram bots!!
Love the fact the people behind him take no bleeping notice...His reply you never know haha in your dreams.Maybe they have a gym nearby needing someone to empty the room in secondsView attachment 1261267
He really is creepy.The cast loads of young women and that bleeping tit stood topless just whyDoes Sophie not cringe at his over inflated ego that he thinks for some reason he’s all that
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He wants to return to the womb. That'll make Nanny QVC bandy then......Can’t understand why he’s always naked
He'll pull a sickie, sad lazy bleep.Only 3300 likes on his stupid engagement video he’s certainly bombing with his posts.Probably going to have to pull the old grief story within the weekWonder if he will show at that baby thing on Sunday as not promoting it and as we know that family tell us every boring detail of their days
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He wants to return to the womb. That'll make Nanny QVC bandy then......
2 attention seeking narcisstic cunts together thenHe’s on a live with Scott Thomas just now & he’s still playing the poor me card![]()