Jesus I didn’t recognise DD
thisPerhaps meathead donkey teeth is doing a Kanye West, styling his fiance to be younger, like him....
Why on Monday? But nah never gonna happen… even if he isn’t that bad in footloose, I legit cannot stand the guy so there’s no chance at all of that happening but glad you amused yourselfI bet you start a rave thread for him on Monday
O and you know that’s exactly what you’s will get… I can’t bare his singing voice tho so don’t hold out much hope for him for my review hahaSuck it up buttercup we're relying on you for the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth!
ITS clothes are shite anyways… would rather go primark tbh hahaThey don’t seem too fussy who they work with going by their last few collabs (people known through Instagram only) and Adam (ITS boss) does follow her She also started following Jamie (Adams boyfriend) & ITS quite recently. She done an ITS try on the other day and Jake has commented about her getting her own collab with them before. He’s always sucking up to Jac Jossa whenever he sees her probably hoping she’ll put a good word in .
You crack me up The anticipation for you to go. Just can’t wait for you tell us how pricky prickeden actedThe more I see of footloose on his stories the more I don’t wanna go in March, what a cringe fest… all the cast being pure begs and licking fakey Jakey’s arse is really making me wanna puke and well I can’t tell you how disappointed in old Darren Day I am … as I’ve said previously if it wasn’t a gift I wouldn’t be going at all, as soon as I found out prickenden was in it I was hugely disappointed there are a few on Instagram I cannot stand but fakey boy is my most hated I wanna punch my phone screen every time I see the donkey toothed walking wank stain on there! Ok morning rant over
Haha I’ll try to do yous an interval review while I’m there… 3rd of March if you’re reading Jakey, give me your best performanceYou crack me up The anticipation for you to go. Just can’t wait for you tell us how pricky prickeden acted
It is!!It’s amazing how many of Jake’s fans use double exclamation marks!! Isn’t it!!
Thank you, I do my best ..this
Nearly choked on a toffee crisp laughing.
Are you accusing jakey of lying!!It is!!
Silly me!! He’d never tell porkies!!Are you accusing jakey of lying!!
I think we need to have a little whip round and buy you a great big gold medal for taking one for the team. Jake just so you know our kirsty will be watching you, you dont know who she is and you don't know where she'll be but she's gonna be there and she's coming right back here and telling us all the gory truth. I personally think he'll be over the top proper hamming it up. No subtle acting skills with him. Just in your face basic clowning round.Haha I’ll try to do yous an interval review while I’m there… 3rd of March if you’re reading Jakey, give me your best performance
I thought DD came across as an absolute dick on Celeb Big Brother so not really surprised that him & Jakey appear to be getting on well. Can’t see it lasting though as they both like to be top dog and will soon be vying for all the attention on themselves and not each other.What's with DD I thought he was ok years ago, hope Turkey Teef hasn't changed him ...
What the duck is this all about? Can someone explain?Off to my parents. Might go buy us all a coffee first. Still one per person tho jakey don’t worry one for me and one for mummy and one for daddy View attachment 1073771
So jake posts a barcode to go and get a free a free coffee on him. It's from Starbucks and obviously he hasn't paid with it with his own money, it's a promo thing that they do. Other binfluencers post the same. It's a loss leader to get you to go into Starbucks. Last time I had a lovely coffee and so did my mate and my mates mate and we loved every sip.What the duck is this all about? Can someone explain?