Jake Quickenden #12 Blocking and deleting all night, Then needs his gummies to feel alright!

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itsjustt

* Looks a twat
* First sentence he ends with "Innit"
* Took glasses off 3 minutes in - after stating he looked daft in them.
* Says "WIV" instead of "with"
* Sounds like an over excited chav compared to Darren
* Apparently him in his Gold Hotpants is the reason for huge ticket sales.
* Asks people to buy tickets even if they don't like him.
* Suggests he's annoying backstage
* Admits he's hungover
* Mentions he will be driving home every Saturday night to spend his Sundays off with LEO - No mention of Sophie or Fred
* Begged Steph to come watch the show.



THAT'S A WRAP FOLKS!
 
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Twinkal86



*imitated DD actions at the very end with his prayer hands and clapping the audience/studio.
 
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Philimena cunk

Twinkal86 said:


*imitated DD actions at the very end with his prayer hands and clapping the audience/studio.
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We should extradite him to Ukraine, the Russians would fuck off in the other direction if they had to deal with this annoying tosspot....
 
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Cady1954

stargirl23 said:
Seems like he can’t get a word in with jakey ffs. Shut up and let the man talk

“I’ll drive home every Saturday to spend the night with Leo no matter where I am” what about Fred and soph or do they not matter? Prick
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Oh god a wet wipe he is
 
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PrincessJeanie

allenby48 said:
Plenty of sets if anyone fancies
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I didn’t watch it but did he not say him wearing gold hot pants had resulted in huge ticket sales. Me thinks Jakey is telling porkie pies again looking at this

stargirl23 said:
Seems like he can’t get a word in with jakey ffs. Shut up and let the man talk

“I’ll drive home every Saturday to spend the night with Leo no matter where I am” what about Fred and soph or do they not matter? Prick
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Did he mention the amount of times he’s made Sophie and the 2 boys do the drive to him - obviously not
 
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stargirl23

Funnily enough he forgot to mention dragging the boys to him for Christmas and Leo’s birthday
 
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J

Joon

Run for the hills you silly mare while he is away....
 
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jackickisadick

Jake for the love of god, you look a cunt and no one wants to see you posing in front of a mirror with just a pair of cheap asda boxers covering your small dick.
 
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OnlyJustSaying

jackickisadick said:
Jake for the love of god, you look a cunt and no one wants to see you posing in front of a mirror with just a pair of cheap asda boxers covering your small dick.
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His smelly micro dick more like . He just looks like he will smell down below.
 
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Bestlife@60

What a prick….. who goes to the Ivy and calls it a Gaff!! I didn’t know you could dislike a stranger so muchHe could be the reason I would go to prison!!!
 
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OnlyJustSaying

Bestlife@60 said:
What a prick….. who goes to the Ivy and calls it a Gaff!! I didn’t know you could dislike a stranger so muchHe could be the reason I would go to prison!!!
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Hahahaha I know how you feel. Just the slightest peeping of his face enrages me so much.
 
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Alison10011

I'm going to watch 5 mins of Packed Lunch for the lols... Fancy being behind a miniature Shetland pony on the bill
 
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kirsth8s

stargirl23 said:
Kirsty is it this week you see the show? If so good luck
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Yes it is indeed and I got the date wrong I go tomorrow on the 2nd not the 3rd so I’ll let you all know how it goes haha and thanks I don’t usually drink at these things but think I’ll have a couple to ge e through
 
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