Jake Quickenden #104 Fakey, Flaps, a brand new cat and Fakey's still begging off DoorMatt.

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PrincessJeanie

Christ he’s already moaning about this walk and he’s not even started it yet So he’s got ‘work’ until 8pm in London apparently. So no doubt another zlist pr event he’s going to, just to try and get seen and papped at Killer Week for him according to Polly.
Monday - was on live TV from a BMW garage for a total of about 5mins
Tuesday - seat filler at Princes Trust Awards - 3hrs
Wednesday - was in London but didn’t say what for. Home by late afternoon - maybe 3hrs
Thursday - nothing
Friday - something in London later on - again probably 2/3 hours
By my calculations he’s probably done 10 hours ‘work’ this week and that’s me being generous
 
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Turmeric123

I've figured out where he sourced his jacket - he obviously couldn't afford the trousers
 
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Hayze2384

Why would he bin them off? Why would he not let Fred go with his Dad......
 
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ChastityDingle

That get up makes him look like someone playing the character of a used car salesman in a very bad movie. Very bad.
 
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Katewinsletsknee

Afternoon everyone, hope you are all good.

Fucking sake, seen Swiss Tony this morning in his cheap ill fitted suit.
The fact he keeps uploading himself doing a 45 second VT for a competition on his stories is telling you he’s a sad pathetic cunt. He just wants to be on telly. Cunt.
 
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Robin71

Sam Thompson has got Love Island Aftersun bet he won't mention it when it starts this time
 
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trine

How do I copy a story onto here?

Fakeys pretending to understand Spud in a conversation to do with the chunk eating yet again and he cuts himself off at the end with “why are you so …”

Answers on a postcard : “why are you so fucking thick?”
 
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mollyann

So they are going to Zelda’s on Sunday with both of the boys? She annoys me so skip past most of her boring soap and weather updates.Wonder if dumping the kids as it’s going to be a long weekend with him taking over that blokes charity walkGlad I’m working as will just read on here as that prick really gets on my nerves when he pretends he actually gives a shit about anyone.
 
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PrincessJeanie

So Flappys going to London with him for ‘work’ as well. I’m assuming she meant work outing/event not a work out 5.15pm and they’re still on the train and he said he was only ‘working’ til 8pm. Another long day again then how desperate must they both be, to be going to London just for something for a couple of hours Especially when he’s got to be up and walking at 6am in Liverpool.
 

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Cleopops

Average return ticket price from Colchester to London is £33
Multiply by 2 is £66
Add in parking which will likely be minimum £8
You are looking at least £70 for that pair of idiots to get into London, that's before you factor in tube,taxi or Uber to where they are actually going..
So for a couple of hours this is costing close to £100
 
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