Jake Quickenden #104 Fakey, Flaps, a brand new cat and Fakey's still begging off DoorMatt.

[Turmeric123]

Polly earning her money "Killer Week" He fucked up a blink and you'll miss it ITV comp and filled an empty seat at an awards ceremony

 

[mollyann]

Ha bloody ha at the mess that is Jake the fake.Does he not like taking his chipmunk of a wife out with him lately.As for polly she looks more like a man than flaps and that’s saying something

 

[bozlem3080]

He is defo having an affair my ex husband used to take himself off the ‘gym’ or washing his car etc…turns out he was cheating on me, I mean did me a favour.

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

Ahhh, jobless Jake is “working“

Sucking up to Kate Garraway so he can get on GMB as a “presenter”. It’s sad he doesn’t promote the charity he is an Ambassador for.
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Is he now so fat he hasn't got a decent suit that fits him. Always looks like he's been dragged through a hedge backwards.

Plus he looks like he is sweaty and smelly! @Philimena cunk
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Polly earning her money "Killer Week" He fucked up a blink and you'll miss it ITV comp and filled an empty seat at an awards ceremony

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She is a comedienne! “Killer week”. Brief GMB appearance do not make a killer week. No wonder they get on so well as she is beyond economical with the truth just like Fakey.

 

[PrincessJeanie]

bleeping hell, you’d think he was at the Oscars the way he’s carrying on. What sort of desperado gets someone to film them on the red carpet, so they can put it on their Instagram to the background music of Million Dollar baby He actually thinks he’s famous

 

[Robin71]

"Killer Week" it's Tuesday ffs!

 

[JazzFan]

Polly parrot up his arse

 

[bluecups]

He could have at least straightened his ‘Gucci’ tie. Why does he need to share every ‘pap’ photo from ‘events’? He’s a tit.

Thor please never change your profile pic. It makes me laugh every time I see it

 

[PrincessJeanie]

"Killer Week" it's Tuesday ffs!

Can’t wait to see what else he’s got on this week then, if one live TV competition appearance and a seat filler at a charity event is a ‘killer week’

 

[JazzFan]

Zelda saying fakey looked smart at least he had a top on

 

[DeniseRoyle]

Bingo First share by him of him

Strategically hiding the Getty Images tag

 

[Heneghs]

We need more reaction emojis on tattle for this ballbag
He’s such a letch, I’d say most just avoid eye contact with him at these events he gets a last minute invite for

 

[OhFFS]

Ahhh, jobless Jake is “working“

Probably hoping to compare notes with fellow grief-thief Garraway

 

[PrincessJeanie]

I definitely think people give him a wide berth at these events. If he was actually mingling with fellow guests, he’d make sure he was getting photos with them and documenting it all on insta. He was constantly doing this the last NTAs he went to and the POB when he went with Polly and he’s still as desperate and fame hungry now as he was then. Nothing has changed with him so I’m assuming people just avoid him knowing what an attention seeking twit he is.

 

[VC10]

Polly parrot up his arse

She must be a desperate old boiler, sniffing around THAT ......

 

[Justdee]

Honestly think his about deluded enough to turn up at the p.o.b thinking there's a secret award for him because of all his charity work then a special award for being so good looking, then one for being such a nice guy.


Bet if zelda had dressed him he would of been matched and his tie would of been straight and shoes polished

 

[VC10]

Pollys a poor old witch , being desperate for that..... he hasn't got much to sling up her.....we've ALL seen THAT stiffie pic ....

He prefers it put up him

 

[MrsG03]

Polly earning her money "Killer Week" He fucked up a blink and you'll miss it ITV comp and filled an empty seat at an awards ceremony

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He looks like he's wearing Freddies' blazer!

 

[Jane_Mcdonald]

bleeping hell, you’d think he was at the Oscars the way he’s carrying on. What sort of desperado gets someone to film them on the red carpet, so they can put it on their Instagram to the background music of Million Dollar baby He actually thinks he’s famous

Sad bleep

 

[bluecups]

bleeping hell, you’d think he was at the Oscars the way he’s carrying on. What sort of desperado gets someone to film them on the red carpet, so they can put it on their Instagram to the background music of Million Dollar baby He actually thinks he’s famous

Couple of observations about his big moment on the red carpet..

- A few of the photographers actually pointed their cameras down or started fiddling with their equipment (not a euphemism) when he started posing

- Someone must have shouted something at him because he pulls out his pretend reading glasses and defiantly holds them up whilst mouthing off at someone before tuning to stomp off. I originally thought he was giving someone the finger or giving a two fingered salute because his micro expressions and body language were hostile so I watched it again to check.