Your avatar is very cursedJack says she viewed her own caesarean.
Would any doctor allow this? I just don't believe it for a second.
same, babe, I have no idea why I’m typing about it as it’s fucking ridiculous, anyone with a brain will realise this simply isn’t true. It’s another pathetic branding attempt as a COOL TOUGH GIRL, oooh aren’t I gorey and edgy~Sometimes the blue curtain is lowered at the time of delivery but not during the actual operation. The patient wouldn't actually be able to see anything anyway. They are lying on their back, slightly tilted to the left and have a huge baby bump in front of them so it's impossible to see what's going on. Why am I even typing this, it didn't happen.
‘Fucked banana’Hang on just a mo. I was intrigued. So I went to look. It’s just banana, microwaved to fuck and then lob some chocolate in. Tbf, she does state that it’s ‘not really a recipe’ (no shit Sherlock) but then goes on to spend paragraph after paragraph wittering on about the ‘blissful moments’ and ‘accidental mid morning desserts’. Oh, and it’s ‘virtuously vegan’. I assume if you leave out the chocolate. But then it’s just a fucked banana and that’s a whole different ball game.
PS She says it’s something she ‘wouldn’t mind feeding to the kids....if only I can relinquish my sudden fierce ownership of Every Banana In The House’. You can almost touch the maternal feels.
FFS. Don’t any of her brainless followers ever wonder why they’ve never actually *seen* any of this online bullying that she claims?Latest Patreon post...Missing Items? Could she be asking the pay-pigs to not @ her on Twitter when the stuff they've paid for doesn't show up lest the cabal see it?
Let's hope the Post Office let her post her wares this lockdown...
Vinegar and tonic sounds like something Kim and Aggie would whip up to clean an overflowing bin.Jack NOW, screeching and wailing: I’ve not had a holiday for 7 years!!!!!!!!
Jack THEN: so I’ve just had a great holiday View attachment 299079
I'm sure that's another weirdo Slimming World thing. Balsamic vinegar instead of Pimm'sVinegar and tonic sounds like something Kim and Aggie would whip up to clean an overflowing bin.
These few paragraphs are perfect for playing Jack-being-a-cunt bingoCan anyone point me to the receipts from not voting over Brexit?
If she didn’t get marginalised points for having a scar (which she’s referred to as if it’s some sort of horror previously) she’d be telling us how fagan made her give birth on the factory floor and our plucky heroine did it all herself in 3 minutes flatI'm surprised she's not claiming to have performed her own life saving surgery, but given the state of her knives I'm quite glad.
How soon do they take the money? Can you sign up, have a nosey, then cancel?I'm almost tempted to become a Patreon just to see what absolute crap she's spouting.
I am sure those sheets are there for surgical and hygiene purposes.I hate the way she has humble bragged about it as if all women should be silent whilst giving birth. I really wonder what I would say to her if I ever saw her face to face. There's so much to say.
Do they offer degrees in grifting!I was trying to find the contradicting article in which she says she wrote 'not my circus not my monkeys' on her brexit ballot paper but stumbled across this absolute cringe-fest that I don't think I've seen before...
Jack Monroe: My gender is my business
Jack Monroe tells us why removing gender from UK passports is good news...www.glamourmagazine.co.uk
It's all really bad but this bit in particular is making me want to turn inside out from embarrassment
whenever intersex is mentioned then you know it’s a poorly researched argument. Intersex people don’t want to be involved, there’s no choice for them and actually most of them are actually one sex but may have the genitals of both. Also Jack if you’re transgender man, your not a lesbian.I was trying to find the contradicting article in which she says she wrote 'not my circus not my monkeys' on her brexit ballot paper but stumbled across this absolute cringe-fest that I don't think I've seen before...
Jack Monroe: My gender is my business
Jack Monroe tells us why removing gender from UK passports is good news...www.glamourmagazine.co.uk
It's all really bad but this bit in particular is making me want to turn inside out from embarrassment
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