Jack Monroe #98 Thoroughly Naff

[Breakdance Badass]

There’s nothing on the old thread to tell people it’s closed or link to here?

 

[Mustard]

Actual footage of Jack eating grapes.

Also who, first of all, needs 16 SCOBYs and secondly - who has room in their fridge for 16 SCOBYs, presumably complete with ephemera in 5l jars? Is there nothing she won't hoard?
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I believe she has three fridges.

 

[Walkdengirl]

Sticky Toffee Pudding though?!

I'll give you that, but the words together make me boak a bit

 

[Captainmouse]

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I read that as mankini! Oops

 

[Gildinwen-TKB]

Does anyone else feel like Jack infiltrates their lives a bit too much? In just one hour I’ve thought about her:
-While chopping garlic... it was a FAT clove
-While texting friends about Mom’s marmite pasta (JM’s recipe was the one that alerted me to the fact she doesn’t know what she’s on about, biggest food faff of my life)
-Said friends saying marmite in pasta is an abomination, use PULPED ANCHOVIES instead
- Looking at my dining table wondering if I would have much headroom if I stood on it

God I feel this so much......I can't wait until she disappears honestly

 

[Captainmouse]

I'm sure someone more skilled than I am will capture all the hashtag stuff on Twitter. Someone is in for a treat though, he's asked what he can use to replace salt as he's not supposed to have too much of it - use any of Jack's recipes then mate!!

Not if it includes that awful cooking bacon, of some tinned stuff in brine

 

[Captainmouse]

Navy beans are an American term.

Ahh thank you. Google is not my friend

 

[ScamSandwich]

Imagine Nigella talking about the christmas without her husband and their young children like this.

Gosh, is this a new thing? Is she toying with the concept of self-deprication?

Editing: the attachment got lost. Jacko said that she could not recommend her ( rather crap) christmas she once had, including cans of Sainsbury's own brand lager.

 

[Readingismyhobby]

'Exactly!'

It was a football team.

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

And these items were shown in the basement shop when?

But which tomatoes is it?

 

[Cookiecookie]

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‘The kid’.

I'm guilty of this, but mainly to stop myself writing her actual name.

 

[Marwood]

I used to use 'lads' in the classroom but mainly as it was an Irish thing and everything is 'Ah Jaysus lads, wait til I tell you!'
But I got a warning.
Chaps didn't 'suit' me so I moved onto 'chums'..

You got a warning for that?!

 

[jenny2603]

yes a linen napkin is a must with value spaghetti hoops and hoof sausages.


when she uses the word scamper the bile rises in my throat.

סאָלידאַרישקייט פריינד

 

[Captainmouse]

Haha, oh the delights that await you. This is one of a series of wig shots that she wilfully, proudly even, posted online for likes.

What has she done with her tattoos in that photo?

 

[Flash123]

My father in law who's 95 was a bit experimental with his cooking after my mil died and he made a crumble with lard, he then tried to give it to our vegetarian daughter, needles to say she refused it as did the rest of us.

Let's put it this way, he never never repeated the experiment

in a cook My mum has from growing up there is a recipe for hot water pastry with lard. It actually worked with sweet and savoury. I know crumble is different but I am curious now!

 

[Captainmouse]

Not only that, but baked beans are haricot beans, right? They’re definitely not cannellini!

I thought they were navy beans? No?

 

[Fruitjack]

I went to watch my football team play there in a friendly a few years back and how I HOOTED when I checked in on Facebook with the comment ‘well, they did warn me what would happen when I went vegan’.

Hah. Last year my teen and I were in a Sky Super 6 football league. There was a cup game week and Accrington Stanley were one of the teams. I said 'So, it's so-and-so versus Accrington Stanley', my daughter (who's never seen a milk marketing board ad in her life' said 'ACCRINGTON STANLEY?! Who are they?' and I got to say 'EXACTLY' before collapsing on the floor hooting/clawing etc in amusement. I think she thought I'd gone temporarily insane.

 

[JoyceDivision]

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Jack trying to look like Mae Martin??

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