Jack Monroe #98 Thoroughly Naff

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Yeah looks can be deceiving when you regularly edit pictures of your face and pretend not to
 
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Who's that teenager? 😂
As an aside, I know those curtains are hideously expensive, therefore have to be in the selfie. However, if she'd open them to let the sunlight it, she'd have a lovely warm living room by now!
Oh, and milk bottles.......fancy!
The closed curtain look makes me think of my gran's old folks home (which was, to be fair, pretty FANCY but still remarkably depressing).

Furious at what she's done to those aubergines, is nothing sacred? 🍆🍆🍆
 
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Still completely baffled by the state of her nails, she obviously doesn’t do any gardening, how do they get so dirty?! Probably outing myself as a filthy frau here: I never use a nail brush as they make me cringe, I just wash my hands regularly and dirt doesn’t end up embedded under the nails. I’ve seen dogs with cleaner claws for gods sake. Does she scamper around the flowerbeds on all fours? Is she actually a werewolf?
It will be all that eating anchovies in bed nonsense. It’s bound to leave some fishy residue under the nails. 🤢
 
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Today she/Hootsuite shared her self love stew recipe. This line in the intro made my eyes roll!

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I am really worried about Jack's hair, it is so thin and wispy it must be coming out in clumps. It must be so worrying for her to have borderline alopecia.

That and the fact that Jack not only is losing her hair, it is evident that she is losing years as well. It really must be a terrible worry for her Fam (🤐)
 
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I'm going to go out on a limb and guess the tweaked to hell and back stew wasn't a caponata to start with as chilli is not in the usual ingredients. Also cooking a few ingredients well not really in Jack's ballpark
 
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I'm going to go out on a limb and guess the tweaked to hell and back stew wasn't a caponata to start with as chilli is not in the usual ingredients. Also cooking a few ingredients well not really in Jack's ballpark
Also the inclusion of coconut milk is an odd choice for a caponata.
ETA snapsies @blurstoftimes
 
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Someone Photoshop the Burberry scarf into that soup puddle of potage.
That reminds me of one of my favourite episodes of Only Fools and Horses (From Prussia with Love) when Mike says to Del “Ere Del, you speak a bit of French dontcha?” and Del replies “Well. Potage Bon femme” all chuffed with himself 😂

Back on topic....mini lunchtime Grunka and my observations are as follows:

* What the duck was in that bowl?
* All that verbal diaorreah (could be what was in the bowl) just to tell us she’d gone free range?
* I don’t feel sorry for Louisa either. We know that she sees what Jack puts on Twitter so if she still goes back after that then knock yourself out Louisa. Maybe they’re more alike than we know?
 
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It will be all that eating anchovies in bed nonsense. It’s bound to leave some fishy residue under the nails. 🤢
I really did not need to read that. I have just finished lunch, and that has just finished me. 🤮🤮🤮
 
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