Jack Monroe #98 Thoroughly Naff

[Pocahontas]

Of all the things I want her to get called out for, and there’s a big list, right? Very near the top would be her doctoring photos of herself to look thinner. And she does it badly!
For someone with her size platform, it should be illegal and taken down.

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

Of all the things I want her to get called out for, and there’s a big list, right? Very near the top would be her doctoring photos of herself to look thinner. And she does it badly!

I think that brewing your own alcohol when you reckon you were the biggest, most severe alcoholic in the world is probably a pretty stupid thing to do as well. And she can't even hiss 'I'm a fully grown woman and if I want a drink, I'm going to have one' when she is, going by the filters, not old enough to get served. More of a 14 year old on a park bench with their mates and a few bottles of their Dad's hooch nicked from the basement.

 

[Silver Linings]

Fraus this scoby doby doo stuff makes me heave so not going in to the images.

 

[Captainmouse]

This has to be a troll...right??

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that is not a meal Right?
Her food really scares me.

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[LennyBriscoe]

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Squiggle 1 - are you not familiar with my body of work ~or~ where the duck have you been?

Squiggle 2 - have you been stock piling? Naughty Squiggle

Squiggle 3 - if you’re microwave sings at you - get out the kitchen quick

Squiggle 4 - bung it in a curry

 

[Alansbigplate]

 

[emmer_moans]

Gosh I'm going to have nightmares about the kombucha scoby.

 

[Captainmouse]

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Fraus this scoby doby doo stuff makes me heave so not going in to the images.

See she is taking words from tattle again

 

[Oofadoofa]

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Is it only me, or does her ear just look a bit weird? Can't decide..

 

[emmer_moans]

Is it only me, or does her ear just look a bit weird? Can't decide..

Definitely looks altered.

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[traumatised sideboard]

Actual footage of Jack eating grapes.

Also who, first of all, needs 16 SCOBYs and secondly - who has room in their fridge for 16 SCOBYs, presumably complete with ephemera in 5l jars? Is there nothing she won't hoard?

 

[Aardvark]

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80 litres of it in the fridge? HOW BIG IS THE FRIDGE, JACK?

 

[ChampagneBox]

I made soup for my lunch this week and imagine my devastation when it came out looking like a bowl of jack slop I used purple carrots I got in my veg delivery and it has not gone well I can barely bring myself to eat it

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

I'm starting to look forward to how many words she can use for 'Curry'.
Dhal, Danshak, Makhani, Pesanda, Balti etc. You know, because they're all the same aren't they!

 

[kachoochoo]

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trips to Edinburgh are fine tho

 

[Mustard]

Actual footage of Jack eating grapes.

Also who, first of all, needs 16 SCOBYs and secondly - who has room in their fridge for 16 SCOBYs, presumably complete with ephemera in 5l jars? Is there nothing she won't hoard?
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I believe she has three fridges.

 

[LavaFlake]

trips to Edinburgh are fine tho

Remember all the trips she made to Wilkos at the start of lockdown when the rules were really strict and the public really compliant?

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

80 litres of it in the fridge? HOW BIG IS THE FRIDGE, JACK?

Do Smeg do a range called, "An Actual bleeping Igloo?"