Jack Monroe #98 Thoroughly Naff

[Captainmouse]

I'm sure someone more skilled than I am will capture all the hashtag stuff on Twitter. Someone is in for a treat though, he's asked what he can use to replace salt as he's not supposed to have too much of it - use any of Jack's recipes then mate!!

Not if it includes that awful cooking bacon, of some tinned stuff in brine

 

[Aquamarina]

"Until it sings" What the blistering duck does that even mean???

I think she means until it’s whistling, but she puts it in her usual florid style.

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[NaeDebates]

Bread with chicken stock?!

 

[Lanie]

"Until it sings" What the blistering duck does that even mean???

I am nearly certain most of her food hums plenty.

 

[Captainmouse]

Looks like it has been noticed elsewhere. Ouch!!

Go sue denim wakey wakey squiggles

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Tittykitty]

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Jeez, photoshop fail and why on earth would you leave your palm with a visible circle, unless it’s a new type of ringworm.

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A trip to spec savers for the last squiggle please

 

[Pocahontas]

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Yeah...some anecdotes shouldn't be shared on Twitter.

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Quoting Dickens.

The day she uses ‘It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times’, we’ll know she’s gone full Tattle meta, am I right @blurstoftimes ?

 

[chocolate choux]

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Her wrist now that’s just lazy
Lip looks absolutely fine...

 

[ChickenPorridge]

Christ, she's tripling down on the shopped photos. The delete spree is gonna be massive when she gets properly called out for this

 

[Thymian40]

'Pop it in the microwave until it sings'

Much methodical. So forensic.

Also...so lazy...She’s literally just googled that - seriously. Google ‘microwave a whole swede’ and every single result on the first page mentions ‘singing’.

She’s a absolute slice.

 

[Captainmouse]

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I read that as mankini! Oops

 

[maytoseptember]

The most disturbing thing about the hand/wrist photoshopping is how enormous her hand looks next to her teeny tiny wrist. She really wants to make herself look incredibly thin. And the talk the other day about involuntarily losing 33lbs... it’s horrible.

Is this why L is back on the scene? Has Jack been threatening harm to herself?

 

[Cariad]

She's not going to end up playing for Accrington Stanley. (One for the other older Fraus).

I thought she was embracing Paul Whitehouse's character from the Fast Show

 

[AmTellinYa]

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From pre pubescent boy to whatever THIS is.

Neither look anything like the ~artist~ formally known as Slop Monroe.

Maybe it's Peeky Mink?!

 

[Buscake]

Chin looks a bit wibbly?

 

[crystaleyesd]

This has to be a troll...right??

 

[Captainmouse]

"Until it sings" What the blistering duck does that even mean???

Much cleaning of the microwave

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

'Pop it in the microwave until it sings'

Much methodical. So forensic.

Does it sing 'Nearer my God to thee' because it too just wants this to be over?