Jack, anyone and everyone who celebrates Christmas are gearing up for a potentially (but not necessarily, I suppose) sub standard day. You are not alone. You are not special. Stop whinging on.
Jack Monroe #98 Thoroughly Naff
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Those scobys remind me of the slime mould that would form on the orange juice glasses my disgusting brother would leave in his room when we were young. 
I understand that there are many supposed health benefits of kombucha, but if Jack has autoimmune issues (previously claimed RA) I wouldn’t run the risk of drinking that mad scientist bullshit she has brewing all over her home. It seems to me that it would be a really easy way of ending up very ill.
I was absolutely starving, now I’m a bit queasy, but that’s the gamble you take when you read Jack’s threads.
I understand that there are many supposed health benefits of kombucha, but if Jack has autoimmune issues (previously claimed RA) I wouldn’t run the risk of drinking that mad scientist bullshit she has brewing all over her home. It seems to me that it would be a really easy way of ending up very ill. I was absolutely starving, now I’m a bit queasy, but that’s the gamble you take when you read Jack’s threads.
Does anyone else get a bit confused when dear heart Alan does a non-Jackface gif? I kept thinking I’d missed the bit where the face changes, so watched this about ten times
I’m not sure about you lot but my wrists and ankles are the thinnest points of my body. If I made them smaller à la photoshop I would look skeletal, ill, practically withering away... oh, wait 
Gotta keep you on your toes!Does anyone else get a bit confused when dear heart Alan does a non-Jackface gif? I kept thinking I’d missed the bit where the face changes, so watched this about ten times
WTF?!? Does her dad think the Queen can see him through the telly?
Don’t mix indoors...don’t travel unnecessarily. Does she hear this tit she speaks?
It was probably the year she decked her brother and she had to go homeWhy didn't she go that year she was "poor" ?
I’m in a similar situation, and this is wrong. Shocker.
She doesn’t understand the rules about shared parenting and bubbles in her most recent post.
I clicked through to that Oh My God dinner and she’s got the audacity to say that chilli, parsley, mint and basil were free because they ‘grow on her windowsill’. I’ve never heard of a draughty crappy bungalow that starts magically spouting edibles.
I clicked through to that Oh My God dinner and she’s got the audacity to say that chilli, parsley, mint and basil were free because they ‘grow on her windowsill’. I’ve never heard of a draughty crappy bungalow that starts magically spouting edibles.
Yeah your bubble doesn’t include co-parents. So she’s saying he took the photo of her taking a photo of her bleeping spuds on the table?
I don't think you should feel 'mean about reducing her to a stereotype' because she does it to people like me every single day she 'blames' one of her utter duck ups on Autism or ADHD.
The fact that she understands about 'acting' a certain way to attract followers, patreons, blue ticks etc bleeping insults me.
When I get the chance to leave the house I have to put on an 'Act' to make me acceptable to every single person I come into contact with because my Autism makes me 'weird' to other people.
I know this.
I understand this now.
I can even joke about it with Mrs TUIT when she says things like, "Try not to be TOO you in here, Ok?"
I understand what she means.
I'm not making myself very clear. But she does people like me harm.
Once again Jack's being clear as mud. She had a visitor at the weekend. She's breaking bubble rules so what's she on preaching about. She needs to be held to account with a platform of that size. How about she starts up the hashtag #jackmonroesquestiontime because there are a LOT that need to be answered
No no dear heart.
Well, Al, not to get too Blackadder but I feel I should prostrate myself at the feet of the world’s greatest living comedian. Utter. Bloody. Genius.How about Jack as Beetlejuice?
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We had the same thought
. Wonder if she plinks along on the piano with one hand?My father in law who's 95 was a bit experimental with his cooking after my mil died and he made a crumble with lard, he then tried to give it to our vegetarian daughter, needles to say she refused it as did the rest of us.Apart from Jack, has anyone ever made a crumble with lard?
The thought makes me dry heave
Let's put it this way, he never never repeated the experiment
he gets everyone to get up alongside him to sing the national anthem with hand on heart, a la father jack (Hackett, not monroe) with la marseillaise. there does not seem to be an appropriate gif, but this one kinda represents how I feel right now
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