Jack Monroe #98 Thoroughly Naff

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Scotty1976

Scotty1976

Silver Linings said:
She couldn’t just bask in the afterglow of lockdown larder, could she? She thrives on pity. I hope it goes without saying I wish her Mum all the best but why bring it up? You had a nice day, put your phone down and re-read the constant bum licking for attention, don’t put your family business out in the world.
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Our dog bum licks less than Mackie 😆
 
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Emmapism

Emmapism

I'll be honest I don't think about her much. Unless something crazy coincidental happens like that time with the Bootstrap paradox 😂 I just like popping in here because you're all so funny 🙂
 
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Silver Linings

Silver Linings

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‘The gloomies’. Just be quiet. She didn’t have to do any of those things! She does what she likes. Her ‘readers’ are beyond helping at this point.
 
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TheDragonWithAFlagon

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Marmalade Atkins said:
SHE'S WORKED OUT HOW TO COMPOSE AND SEND A THREAD. bleeping HELL.
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All that was needed was a soundtrack of children singing In the Bleak Midwinter and a final tweet of a gif showing Tiny Tim JM wrapped up in her electric blanket, Vivian Westwood (Gawd bless 'er) dress, clumpy trainers and her puddle scarf, perched delicately upon a sideboard, shivering as the filters make her iridescent, then translucent and slowly fading away.
 
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Walkdengirl

Walkdengirl

Flash123 said:
in a cook My mum has from growing up there is a recipe for hot water pastry with lard. It actually worked with sweet and savoury. I know crumble is different but I am curious now!
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Lard is good in pastry as it makes it nice and short, not sure how successful it would be in a crumble, and I have no intention of finding out 😂
 
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Suprise!

Suprise!

holliebollie said:
Does anyone else feel like Jack infiltrates their lives a bit too much? In just one hour I’ve thought about her:
-While chopping garlic... it was a FAT clove 🤢
-While texting friends about Mom’s marmite pasta (JM’s recipe was the one that alerted me to the fact she doesn’t know what she’s on about, biggest food faff of my life)
-Said friends saying marmite in pasta is an abomination, use PULPED ANCHOVIES instead 🤢🤢
- Looking at my dining table wondering if I would have much headroom if I stood on it
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I bought some radishes today. I’ve never bought them before 😳
 
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