Well, I would say this - I've been working here for 18 years. In 1975, no one died. In 1976, no one died. In 1977, no one died. In 1978, no one died. In 1979, no one died. In 1980, someone died. In 1981, no one died. In 1982, there was the incident with a pigeon. In 1983, no one died. In 1984, no one died. In 1985, no one died. In 1986... I mean, I could go on.@colouredlines
Whilst we are vaguely still in the vicinity of The Day Today discussion- one of my absolute favourite Steve Coogan sketches was the pool supervisor. I still quote it to this day and my eyes light up like a thousand wool suns whenever anyone gets the reference