In her deleted piece she says “I’ve seen a lot of bleeping fires...”
Was her job as video-call handler?
Was her job as video-call handler?
Jack Monroe #97 Get in the skip
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They often say that the best revenge is a life well-lived. Unfortunately JM seems to prefer inserting herself into the lived experience of others, rather than enjoying her own. So in that respect, the teachers had her pegged.
Won't amount to anything with such an insane aversion to honesty.
Won't amount to anything with such an insane aversion to honesty.
It’s to do with coercion, police like cabinet office do clearance, they need to know if you can be bribed etc.
She need not worry as there is a full government investigation. Her role as a call handler was a hugely important one but it doesn't give her the insight to comment on such complex technical and operational failings. Her Dads opinion would be valid with his years of service.Two things jump out at me here:
1. Howling
2. The roll call of experts she called. “Between US we have decades of service”. Nah, Jack. The scientist, the architect (the baker, the candlestick maker... do these people even bleeping exist?) the firefighters... THEY have experience. I’m not sure why you’re counting yourself among them?
Also, how unwelcome would those phone calls have been? This horrible tragedy unfolding on the news and Jack bloody Monroe blowing up your phone wanting to pontificate about what went wrong. Christ
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She rides on the coat-tales of success. I'm looking at you Allegra and Louisa.
I certainly had a few teacher make comments like that to me, I also had a few who took the opposite view and encouraged me to apply myself. The vast majority never expressed any opinion either way. I would have thought this is a pretty standard experience of school -some teachers are decent and some are dysfunctional weirdos who hate children. I only went to a bog standard comprehensive but I must say I'm surprised at teachers in a grammar school putting their students down like that. Anyone I ever knew who went to a selective school described it as pretty much a private school without the fees where you're pushed to achieve as it reflects well on the school and encourages ambitious parents to send their children there. That said I suppose trying to educate Jack would tip anyone over the edge and her teachers can't be entirely blamed for losing the rag.
Sadly it is still this way now - you're less likely to pass vetting if you have poor credit since you're considered to be at a higher potential risk for being bribed or blackmailed for the sensitive information you might have access to in the job. Just mentioning it to clarify that it is not a judgement on someone's intelligence or ability to do the work or anything like that!
Didn't she send a signed copy of one of her slop books to one of her old teachers? Along with a failed attempt at cutting wit?
It’s not just mackie that constantly monitors us 
the press are referring to 'corbyns vile cabal'
is Vlad signalling us?
the press are referring to 'corbyns vile cabal'is Vlad signalling us?
This is fab, thank you! Has this been added to the wiki?
Skipping through - think there’s a huge difference between stalking parents & simply referring to source material they put out there that refers to a very comfortable upbringing for Jack that she denies, preferring to co opt a WC identity thus depriving actual WC women the opportunities she gets given? I don’t want her dad’s tax code but I’d like her to stop thieving media jobs from under represented communities
good find!!! I’m on an skimming Incygrunka but had to add that for some reason the “I appreciate you’re in a shed” part really cracked me up!
Reading her thoughts on Grenfell is physically painful. It actually makes me feel a bit stabby.
Just sharing this in case anyone fancies a laugh and hasn't read it before.
www.scotsman.com
In which JM compares being on twitter to being a teacher in a pupil referral unit, and says what she does is provide a service that's on a par with the fire service.
Jack Monroe, Bootstrap Cook interview - spilling the beans on tins, Twitter and talking about gender
The campaigning cook is on a mission to help everyone on a budget find the fun in feeding themselves
www.scotsman.com
In which JM compares being on twitter to being a teacher in a pupil referral unit, and says what she does is provide a service that's on a par with the fire service.
I'll add it to the wiki later! I find it a bit mad that the first thing she apparently did was turn the heating off, before selling stuff, especially with a (young) baby...This is fab, thank you! Has this been added to the wiki?
Skipping through - think there’s a huge difference between stalking parents & simply referring to source material they put out there that refers to a very comfortable upbringing for Jack that she denies, preferring to co opt a WC identity thus depriving actual WC women the opportunities she gets given? I don’t want her dad’s tax code but I’d like her to stop thieving media jobs from under represented communities
Some discrepancies may seem like we're being obsessive, but if she claimed to be typing out Hunger Hurts on a Nokia because she'd sold her iPhone, and then a month later claimed to be selling her iPhone in the yard sale...like, it just doesn't add up, eh?
maybe rather than have the skip removed she drops a match, maybe that’s why it’s there permanently?
Ah that makes sense! Thanks @hydeist, I just assumed they thought it was irresponsible to get in the mess I was in!
"Sorry patrons, no postcards going out this month because my cat sat on me"
phew, i was getting worried that we'd not seen cooper yet today. i am very pleased he has shown up now. 
Screenshotting a few select comments that go along with your narrative is so Jack Monroe.
Anyone who has actually read the F&D threads will know it’s not just a group venting about here
Anyone who has actually read the F&D threads will know it’s not just a group venting about here
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