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Jack Monroe #96 Not that nice
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Y'all can see her ass from the doggone sidewalk, Ya hear?
It's where she keeps Marcus Rashford, like a footballing Harry Potter.
I know it was last thread and i was all 
but I don't actually believe SB was using a mandolin unsupervised sans guard.
I think it was a very staged pic made to make him look so very precocious. together with all the stuff about how he's a great commis chef and KP, it's just like someone said here, she's looking for a buddy oliver competitor.
but I don't actually believe SB was using a mandolin unsupervised sans guard. I think it was a very staged pic made to make him look so very precocious. together with all the stuff about how he's a great commis chef and KP, it's just like someone said here, she's looking for a buddy oliver competitor.
The Twitterati don’t pay close attention to the things she says as they’ve heard it all before. She’s their poverty poster girl who’s not really poor but tells them about the deserving poor so they can wring their hands and curse the Tories.Just shows how much her obsessive Twits actually pay attention to her drivel. Nobody seems to have remembered that she has already said she made the cupboard under the stairs into a photography studio. Or that she’s said she does it on the porch because it has free lightor that she created one in her giant bay window. Same banal lies, different day
The Groucho club clientele’s go-to rent-a-gob for all things foodbanky.
To be fair she tells the most mundane lies.Just shows how much her obsessive Twits actually pay attention to her drivel. Nobody seems to have remembered that she has already said she made the cupboard under the stairs into a photography studio. Or that she’s said she does it on the porch because it has free light
That has truly made me cry laughing. Snorting, hooting and laughing so much I am now off to look for my lung. I think it went under the settee.
I have thought about this A LOT.Okay, so what's the consensus on a Twitter account that holds Jack to account?
Posting side by side tweets/facebook posts of her constant contradictions and never with her tagged in them, as contacting her directly would be breaking Tattle rules.
Hi JackYour conscience is on its way to catch up with you.
Fraus, I’m really struggling here.
Can someone explain to me how the attached tweet detailing food being made for cheap is any different to anything our dear heart has posted? Because it’s all the same isn’t it, her posting food saying it’s cheap to eat and this guy saying the same. Didn’t blank the names out as it’s so easy to find.
Am I missing something?
Can someone explain to me how the attached tweet detailing food being made for cheap is any different to anything our dear heart has posted? Because it’s all the same isn’t it, her posting food saying it’s cheap to eat and this guy saying the same. Didn’t blank the names out as it’s so easy to find.
Am I missing something?
Well I’d say john Austin is a bit of a racist bleep, but other than that, no he hasn’t done anything different from our Jackie, he’s priced up a meal. The side of racism might be hard for his family to swallow!
Agree. My brother has a tattoo of Paganini, used to play violin in the local orchestra, is also a total death metal head guitar player.I went to a distinctly average secondary and certainly heard a lot of classical. I still listen to it now - Night Tracks on BBC3 radio is my go to wind down.
It's not special or clever to listen to classical, it's what you prefer. Sometimes it's Rammstein, sometimes it's Mozart
Also, IncyGrunkaing, I noticed this on the previous page. Packing already....
I'd say the main difference is racism and that he's somehow manged to produce something even more ghastly than a Jack offering. I'm also deducting points for his failure to clasp one of the bowls in his hands.
She’s a wolf in sheep’s clothing. A gammon in chickpeas’ ephemera. A wodge of cheap wet ham in softly soft soft pillowy white bread. There is no difference between her and any other idiot who thinks they can sort poverty out by costing their meals
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But she's not allowed pets! A cat is one thing, but an ass? It's not Palm Sunday anytime soon.
You know of all the things I am now finding despicable and disgusting about her, wanting white French tips is the worstI wanted to share a great old Monroe moment that I don't think we've seen before:
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Imagine posting a photo EXPLICITLY of your nails, and NOT CLEANING THEM
She laid AstroTurf under the stairs? Like fake grass? Under the stairs? Inside the house?
Is this a thing? Am I really out of touch?
Is this a thing? Am I really out of touch?
I think it's less wanting to be a commis chef and more just trying to learn to cook so he doesn't have to eat mum slop.I know it was last thread and i was all
I think it was a very staged pic made to make him look so very precocious. together with all the stuff about how he's a great commis chef and KP, it's just like someone said here, she's looking for a buddy oliver competitor.
HAHAHA! I have just informed Herself that from this moment forward, fog or mist will be known as "Chickpea Ephemera!"
She's given me that look only a long-suffering partner can, pointed at the laptop and said,
"It's The German Women isn't it?"
It would be hilarious if he ended up going to catering college to become an actual chef.
"Tell me, what made you want to learn to cook in the first place?"
"Well, it was my mum's totally inedible meals. You may have heard of her, she wrote a few recipe books...."
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