What on Earth was that in response to?
I just adapted it a touch...#irrelevant Monroe, now a has [rinsed] bean
She has been feeding her son the worst quality sausages and bacon currently available, while he may be happy to eat them because they taste great to a child brought up on his mother's questionable chickpea and peach curry, she should know betterWhat on Earth was that in response to?
Do her sycophants even read her tweets.
Omg this is the finest of your body of work, I’m hooting! Chef’s kiss
For some reason “a nice kombucha“ ended me!
Of course. She will be “recommending changes. At policy level”.The only person fit to run the country is her... Well that's how she sees it. I can just imagine in her fantasy her informing her colleagues to eat the slop she invents from her cookbooks in order to balance the books. Politicans should be better and dividing the pot, but I cannot see anything she has to add being relevant.
This is absolutely hilarious, proper laughed out loud when I saw it!
She attracts some really rude, arrogant and judgmental people as fans. Not sure if this was always the case but I'm noticing it a lot now.What on Earth was that in response to?
Do her sycophants even read her tweets.
The axe could surely double as an entrenching tool if the need arose! 🪓She could maybe do what Uncle Matthew did in Nancy Mitford's The Pursuit of Love: write down the names on a piece of paper and stick them in drawers as a sort of magical working - she has enough spare sideboard drawers, I should think.
Sadly, the drawers are the only things that are tidy! I do fall apart without an organisational structure.Wow! I guess it wasn’t as much of an inconsistency as I’d first realised. It makes more sense to me now when you explain it. I have ADHD, I should know this anyway!!! I’m genuinely impressed by you getting, and keeping things organised.
I went off a lot of celebrities and actors around the time of the Referendum thanks to their meddling with open letters and such.Meddling in our (Scottish) politics always gave me cheeky arrogant bastard vibes. That's you Jack just in case you didn't realise.
admirable. i watched it with sound off
Spanner, respectfully I say that if Jack was to apply for and achieve a job at Asda or any supermarket she must not be humiliated to be seenThere would actually be a lot of mileage in her doing this. Remember when that girl who used to be in Eastenders was photographed working as security in a discount store? Jack could do one week at Asda and then give interviews about her work on the front line of food-getting and how tough and humiliating it was being recognised, but she’ll stoically carry on.
Jack, you can have this as free PR advice but I am a professional and I do also have a day rate for this kind of thing *rattles newly-set up Patreon*
I know, how embarrassing. If she'd said something like, "I feel empathy and a renewed desire to be part of change, and I was sleepless with you all last night", she would have stepped in the right direction. But, she didn't because, Jack BINGO (sleepless! heater turned off!) is the only game in town for JackI can't get over her actually posting that she couldn't sleep last night because she'd re-read the scathing essay she wrote. *That's* what affected her? Her own purple prose fiction? And she would admit it out loud? How she was so affected by her own words? I mean COME ON.
Yes, even I have noticed this despite not being on Twitter. Just looking at the screenshots is alarming. It’s as though she is doing their dirty work for them.She attracts some really rude, arrogant and judgmental people as fans. Not sure if this was always the case but I'm noticing it a lot now.